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ATTENTION ILLEGAL ALIENS: YOU’RE GOING TO PRISON

My great grandfather came to this country, from Sicily, then settled in Harlem, NYC, where he joined the mafia and made his mark. That’s what America is all about. Stake your claim, then shoot someone, possibly an enemy, in the face. These “illegal Mexicans” are a disgrace to past immigrants. These dish washers and construction workers are taking jobs away from machines and lazy white men. Well, thanks to the new agenda being ushered in by the Tea Party, their insidious reign of terror inside of NYC’s high end eateries (celery cutters!!!) will be coming to an end soon, God willing (by the way, we are a CHRISTINE NATION you heathens).

As the results roll in, one thing is for certain, GET LONG SHARES OF CXW (big position of Pershing Square’s), for many an illegal Mexicans will be serving time in prison soon. CXW is the leading candidate to receive “kick-ass” Federal dollars to “house” illegal critters, offering them food, earth, and water. As you know, margins are terrific inside of prisons. Other prison plays include: CRH (construction of prisons, amongst other stuff), GEO (“facilities”) and CNSL (telecom services).

In case you didn’t know, FREEDOM IS RETURNING to America tonight, distributed on a first come first serve basis.

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47 comments

  1. Pedro

    ¡Ay, caramba!

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  2. The Fly

    LIVE FOX NEWS STREAM ON TOP RIGHT OF SITE.

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  3. Pablo

    We belive in the power of the bearded taco

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  4. panamaorange

    There’s only one type of person buying up here
    Late money,chasing emotionally, with a stop close underneath.
    The slightest downtick and they will run for the door.
    I mean, the republican victory has been a lock since summer. QE2 has been priced in for over 2 months. Im having a hard time believing the dollar will crash,as tea party candidates (extremely pro-dollar)are taking key congress positions.
    Ive been taking around 2 scalps a day ,intraday, around a 50% short position for a few weeks. But, into any spikes tomorrow, i will go up to 75% swing short. I said EEM and the Euro would make new yearly highs back in late May, when everyone said they would crash. So, im far from a permabear.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ABXZcfZCQ&feature=player_embedded

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  5. MarshalN

    Ibankcoin should do this every election

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  6. Bullish

    That was one funny post!

    That’s it I’m popping the cork on my wine bottle.

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    • JakeGint

      We just popped the cork on a bottle of bubbly we bought back from Napa — Gloria Ferrer Brut baybee!

      ______

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  7. EasyMoney

    Wow! Really? Is anyone else making plans like myself to get the hell out of this country by the end of the year? I guess most of you are all drinking the same Koolaid. I mean most humans can’t think for themselves but most FOLLOW, not LEAD. I have liquidated almost all of my assets except one real estate holding I still can’t dump. I’ve converted most of my cash to Australian dollars, purchased a primot flat in Sydney and am going to spend the New Years watching the Titanic (USA) sink into oblivion. God Bless America! After all………..government cares about YOU!

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    • Bullish

      So long… you must be an illegal. Australia won’t want you either.

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    • The Fly

      You cannot leave. I will have you arrested first.

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      • JakeGint

        If he gets away, I will have Ozzie J hunt him down and have more than his assets “liquidated.”

        Seriously, don’t let the door hit you on your cheezy bottom, Fran. Shoo!

        ____________

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        • EasyMoney

          Guys, I’m not kidding! This isn’t some B.S. comment I’m posting to get a rise out of someone. I have seriously committed to leaving the USA. …….compliments of several friends I met while working as a captain in Hawaii. The Auzzies are bang up! As the New Zealanders. These people know how to live. It’s easy to get citizenship in NZ. I was sick and tired of seeing my US $$$ dive week after week after week. Have you ever worked somewhere that started to take a shit? Management sucked or the place was just a mess? What is the difference? Why do any of you think this country you live in is salvagable? When any place I’ve ever worked was mismanaged by some dumbass, I quit or left without notice to find something else. Why are you people in denial? Why are letting someone else be responsible for your well being? Is this like marriage? or the lottery? where you think someday, somehow, you actually might be the winner in a losing proposition? Have you ever let a trade go so against you, where you knew you should have stopped out but had so much conviction until said trade fucked you in the ass? Why are you denying what is so inevitable? Stop being such a pussy, realize what is actually taking place and DO SOMETHING TO SAVE YOURSELF while you still can? ………….whatevers……….we are what we are. I’ve made my bed and I am content. Best Wishes to you all.

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          • panamaorange

            excuse me, captain Ron

            why cant you just stay in america, and buy Australian Dollar etf FXA, or FXA options???

            This isn’t the 18th century. You don’t need to travel over a freaking OCEAN to buy a foreign currency!

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          • JakeGint

            Cap’n Easy is “selling at the bottom.”

            What better time to invest in America than at the end of the Jimmy Cartah error (sic)?

            And here we are again!

            __________

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          • Taco

            I think you are doing the right thing. You should get some silver bullion stored up while you are at it. All the currencies will take a hit. Buy a .22 survival rifle and a handgun to be safe, with lots of ammo.

            Enjoy the beautiful, healthy, feminine women of Australia. Smart man will reap smart rewards.

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    • panamaorange

      australian dollars?

      easymoney,
      the australian property bubble is one of the most absurd in the world. You might as well be buying currency backed by las vegas real estate.

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  8. Kiwin

    I and 29 dead people voted for “The Fly” in 30 different states.

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  9. The Fly

    13-1, so far.

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  10. Trading_Nymph

    It Amuses me that someone with the name Manchin can decide the Senate.balance

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  11. Steve Place

    Fun fact: Ronald Reagan gave ~3 MM illegal immigrants amnesty.

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  12. hubbs

    Le Fly, I hate to disagree with you, but FREEDOM IS RETURNING to America tonight? Looks like more deregulation and bigger financial crisis are returning to America. More military spending more war and more killing in our future. “Either you are with us or you are against us” is what I remember the kind of freedom we had a couple of years ago. America is going mad.

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    • HuggieBear

      hey, HUBBS, take your commie-whacko talk somewhere else WE’RE AMERICANS HERE

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      • hubbs

        Are you capable talking to a follow American without ridiculous baseless name calling? Or are just modeling after Lady Palin? Like many other hard working Americans who do not like how the politicians running this country, I am just not as “crazy-whacko” as you are. I have a better life to live than care about your one trick “commie” argument. One can not reason with a cow, I suppose.

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        • JakeGint

          Dude, you are being played.

          Relax.

          No sense of humor these lefties.

          _________

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          • hubbs

            so we are having a grand ‘i bank tea party?’

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          • Taco

            Why don’t i just call you a pedophile everytime you mention something slightly controversial.

            Then let’s see how many posts you let slide without a reaction of some kind.

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      • Taco

        Hey HuggieBear —

        The contents of your brain have been spoonfed to you. Take no pride in this.

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      • hubbs

        I am right here at home in America and I have a great movie for you to see: “Good Night, and Good Luck”

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  13. Le Fly

    Hubbs

    Freedom hater?

    I just reported you to my local Reagan office.

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    • HuggieBear

      keep an eye on hubbs its possible he is actually a terrorist

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      • hubbs

        Ignorance is the biggest terrorist against America. Or the snails inside your cowboy hat.

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      • hubbs

        and i am afraid that HuggieBear you are the true terror and disgrace against America, alongside Palin Angle sorts.

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        • Xybo

          You guys have all been duped. Buying into the subterfuge drama while the real problems are avoided because they are too hard to think about. It is just easier to polarize views and call the other side names than to actually come up with real solutions.

          But getting emotional about one side or the other is like taking a heartfelt and dedicated side with some sitcom character or other. They want you to be all obsessed about the righteousness of one side or the other. It distracts you from the real issues which neither side has answers for.

          So go on feeling all correct in your opinions about your party and the other. It is really 2 sides of the same pipe. They are more similar than they are different.

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  14. HuggieBear

    The momma grizzly’s are bringing home the bacon…

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  15. SteveTheNeighbor

    Amazing Neighbor Fly. I believe your great grandfather knew my great grandfather. Chatzkel. Chatzkel came from Eastern Europe and settled in the Lower East Side of New York. He opened one of the first bagel shops.
    My Grandfather Avrum used to tell me stories about Chatzkel. One was about a Mafia person by the name of Great Grandpa Fly who would come by the bagel shop once a month for protection money. He would come in and get a plain bagel and ask that it be covered with gravy. They became friends from what I am told and in fact the two would go to the park once in awhile for a bocce ball game.
    Apparently Great Grandpa Fly tried to get him into the Mafia but his yarmulke gave him away.

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  16. Le Fly

    O’donnell lost. It is safe to masterbate once again.

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    • HuggieBear

      I honestly lament her loss. You’ve got to admit having her in the mix would have been entertaining. BUT, there are others…there shall be no lack of entertainment for the next two years. Entertainment + Low ass taxes + QE2 FTW

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    • SteveTheNeighbor, Jr,
      SteveTheNeighbor, Jr,

      Now where is that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition the Dad was hiding. I always have the Victoria’s Secret catalog under my mattress.

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  17. RC

    ROFL @ picture

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  18. Andrew Fastow

    Insolent fools.

    There has been a tremendous amount of bickering today.
    As is usual in the “politicking world”, the banter has been bountiful with useless statistics from either party.
    In particular the kind that cannot be backed up nor verified.

    Forsooth!!
    Remember this gentleman.

    Tis not the voters nor the party that matters.
    Tis he who “counts” the votes that matters!

    BEAS in the 2012!

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  19. RC

    I voted for DPeezy: http://www.youtube.com/user/ibankcoin#p/u/55/5YdOpDk21ZY

    Good times.

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  20. YoZone

    REMEMBER THE ALAMO !

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