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Lick the Chocolate Bomb

Imagine your favorite chocolate was wrapped around a ticking time bomb. Then imagine yourself taking quick licks from said bomb, because it tastes so damn good. Then imagine said bomb detonating your face off. This market is a ticking chocolate bomb. Have a lick.

Speaking of which, I am looking forward to today’s Chinese lottery drawing, as I am long a handful of gambles: CDII, XING, CHGS, JST and HEAT. Actually, now that I just wrote that, I am obligated to sell several of them.

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In closing, I look forward to yet another day of mindless dart throwing activities. This run will be complete when FTK gaps up to $4. Actually, with all of the crap going higher, FTK is well deserving of a nice lift-off. The company is performing superbly, aside from moribund stock price action.

Top picks: Lotto, MWW

UPDATE: I sold out of XING @ $2.20

UPDATE II: I sold out of JST, $13.60+

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13 comments

  1. Diver Dan's Friend
    Diver Dan's Friend

    Did you ban Diver Dan? He didn’t see it coming and has no idea what he said wrong.

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  2. BernieCornfeld

    Its funny you mention FTK. It actually had some decent numbers….and yet, relatively speaking, it hasn’t gone bat shit crazy.

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  3. Diver Dan

    I was just going to say that it was funny.

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  4. longnek

    VXX, you son of a bitch.

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  5. hammer

    Chocolate bomb….trick AND treat. Seems appropriate this time of year.

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  6. Jakegint

    My pre-breakfast stomach is left ill at ease after this morning’s post.

    Something about throwing FTK into a post commanding “lick the chocolate bomb” perhaps brings us a wee bit too close to visions of rampant, compulsive copraphagia.

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  7. DipChit

    I lick the chocolate bomb ( VXX ) and it exploded all over me.

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  8. sniper6

    I’ve got something else that blows up in your face, if you lick it long enough. No chocolate required.

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  9. Finch

    That was freaking hilarious! Cant wait for my chip.
    Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The Fly is mint and I am an artificer heretofore.

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