In one of the classic episodes of “Higgleytown Heroes”, the gang meets The Pumpkin Monster, who ends up terrorizing all of the little suckers until the end. Naturally, by the end, The Pumpkin Monster turns good. For years, I would tell my youngest son “be good or the Pumpkin Pie Guy will get you.” This chagrined him a great deal, even to this very day.
As I sit here, eating grotesque amounts of pumpkin pie, I realize that I am “The Pumpkin Pie Guy” of the internets. If you mess with my domain, I will eat, mind you, your livers and kick your face down a sewer drain. And, just to up the level of drama up another notch, I will NEVER turn good, not even at the end–EVER!
Fellow bloggers of the internet:
Consider yourself under “extreme attack” from now until Halloween. “The Fly” aka “The Pumpkin Pie Guy” will initiate great catastrophes upon your person, none of which can be defended against or avoided. The stock market is only a sidebar to my blogging dominance. What we are doing here (Fly, PPG, HORATIO, Tropicana, Petey etc.) is creating an environment where all other bloggers feel inadequate, as they cannot compete with a person such as myself.
As the market “lotteries” higher, always remember, “The Pumpkin Pie Guy” is out to get you, so you better behave.
Classic Krull, once again.
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Remember when you laser beamed that blog? Still can’t figure that one out. Can’t imagine you had his password…
I laser beamed DT’s blog. It was done and can be done again.
ROFL. good times.
Was that the annoying lib who eventually rolled up his blog and went out of bidness? I always wondered what happened to that guy.
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Actually, mine was the first to be laser beamed. Know your history, plebs.
I actually remember yours being melted down…
Can’t remember who DT was, tho.
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all this talk about pumkin pie has me looking forward to the turkey gods
Btw, there is a canned pumpkin shortage here.
Fortunately my wife “appreciates the resourcefulness of the Mormons” so my pantry looks like, well, a Latter Day food pantry.
She’s making a pie at my request now.
Good news! The pumpkin shortage is over!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39379122/ns/business-consumer_news/
thank god, that was becoming unbearable…
May You all have a VXX Halloween!
I love pumpkin pie with a nice dollop of homemade whipped cream,
Italian style, made with heavy cream.
Sweet!
When are you going to start telling scary stories?
Looks like the pumpkin pie guy just woke up the yen printing presses. Dollar jumping. Let the FX games continue. I thought they would wait until after the G20
Never thought I’d see a “Higgly Town Heroes” reference here. Genius.
Alright!!! this post was a waste of bytes to be stored on the server….
bring back the dense Fly… this lotto player one is too shallow.
China GDP up 9.6%
Sounds good For the Chinese lotto picks…
Higgleytown Heroes is better than CNBC. It’s great to have little kids around once in a while.
My kids watch “cooler” fare.
(truthfully, this is a work of editing genius)
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My kids watch decidedly cooler fare.
(truthfully, this is a work of editing genius)
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WTF? Comment awaiting moderation??
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It’s about time
Don’t you have a hemorrhoid spackling or something to attend to, Senor Geezer?
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It must have been too extreme.
Yes, it was a video of the the most egregious of musical children’s friends, the Backyardigans.
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Jake
My moderation file is extensive. It even included ibc bloggers.
Well, unleash my good man, unleash!
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And as for tonight’s post… it too, is musical… as Dr. Bernanke serenades his girlfriend, Ms. America.
Trust me.
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This is Ben Bernanke’s mentor after whom he models his monetary policy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gideon_Gono
Thanks to the BEARDED CLAM for turning the USA into the 3rd world banana republic.
Phillies are absolutely pulling one of the biggest choke jobs in recent memory.
The Mets would have easily beaten the Giants.
Rangers vs. Giants in the Series.
HA!
What a joke. Baseball ratings for the Series will continue to plunge.
Dead sport. NFL kills it.
The Fly is God.
The Junks are not dead yet, oh Moldy One!
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Yank-Giant series would conjure up old rivalry.
It would sure set my family a-flame. My Dad’s side was all Yankees fans, and my Mom’s side, all (NY) Giants fans, half of whom now live out in the SF area.
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They’re gonna beat Cliff Lee?
Is he going to pitch again? He’ll be tired if he does.
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Lee will pitch game 7 if we get there. That will be bad, if we win in 6 he can pitch three games in the world series.
Cliff Lee is the “The Fly” of pitching. He always wins, even when the Rangers appear to be losing, badly.
The great pumpkin is coming
Holy crap, the Krullster’s physical comedy is second to none. That Tourette’s option pricing thing was gold.
What’s odd, is he looks like a cross between my youngest and second-to-youngest brothers.
(who both attend to this blog, so I will likely catch scheiss for that comment, albeit largely true)
What the hell rally is he going to? Is he a lib??
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Who knows? Probably some marijuana rally. Krull is no lib.
Speaking of pot rallies … how bout this one?
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=LLUX.PK+Basic+Chart&t=3m
Weedmaps and Cannabis services … MO, RICK, BF-A & LLUX
Maybe its the Jon Daily’s (non political) “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” on October 30th
If Krull joined iBC, it would be like Luke joining the Dark Side. Unfettered, unstoppable WIN
It’s still baseball season?
PPG4TW
The word that comes to mind is Bullmanship. Futures up, again.