Dare I say “QE2”?
The market looks bad today, which is giving buoyancy to my VXX positions. But, you must BEHOLD what is in store, later on this afternoon. The BEARDED CLAM shall come out from behind the curtains and shake his magic stick at his market levers, bringing stocks back to life, not so much different than Frankenstein.
I’ve been saying it for more than a month: this market deserves to be down. But that doesn’t matter, as long as the BEARDED CLAM waves his penis at the market, making it go up. He calls it, and I quote: “Viagra for the unwashed.”
“It’s you’re birthday, right?”
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FIRST – BITCH!
Awesome!
battlestations
http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2010/10/14/ode-to-bernanke-and-the-gravity-defying-rally-of-2010/
My ode to the man behind the rally
not just a penis
it’s a MAGICAL penis
don’t forget this as he waves it to and fro over the market
it’s magical!
I believe in magic.
FIG?
Gimme my muthafuckin points
its gotta be your berfday first hug
I would like to wave my magic 12″ wand over the two girls in the video
I think David Blaine already beat you to it!
4 inches 3 times?
“waves his penis” – roflforflrofrlforf
I hope the bearded clam says, “WE’RE FUCKED, GO LONG VXX!”
No, he will calmly walk up to the podium carrying a laser printer, place it on the podium and patiently wait with hands clasped in front of him while the printer spits out sheets of 100’s. He will then say, “Get it?” and then walk off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmRAiUPdRjk
Arb trade of the decade here is to short AAPL, and buy UUP. Does anyone really think those 2 will keep heading in opposite directions, to infinity?
I have an advance copy of BEARDED CLAM’s speech the he will deliver tomorrow. Here it is in it’s entirity:
“QE2 BITCH!”
classic.
Yes, yes, yes, that is very nice but I have many, many ideas. Right now I am wondering when Dr. Cane will stop by.
His holiness speaks at the Federal Reserve in Boston tomorrow at 8:15AM sharp on “Revisiting Monetary Policy in a Low Inflation Environment.” Expect Tea Party losers to arrive at 5:30AM, just after the kind folks at the Sunrise facilities clear them to leave for the day.
You see, the Tea Party idiots who believe in fierce austerity are like that guy from the EPA in Ghostbusters. If you shut down the system, sit back and enjoy goblins driving taxicabs through your garden decorations.
Notice TBT is up 5% or so since I bought it earlier this week. TIP is a lower beta play on this thesis.
It’s October, goblins are driving taxi cabs
I got news for ya, Hmmmm — the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man and Zul the Destroyer have been driving this cab since the Dot Com Meltdown.
Now stop whining about people that remember their high school civics (maybe because it was actually offered when they were in school) yank down those drawers and get ready.
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I agree that taxes should be lowered, and have said that before here, in the face of rising inflation and lower interest rates. I just view them (the Tea Party) as mostly old crickets on the footsteps of fiscal and monetary policy. Our system isn’t meant for quick, vast, and drastic changes. We are a lumbering iron giant with howitzers on shoulder and everyone wants to put us on roller skates starting yesterday.
Even kids like Tea Parties. Tea is good for you! Give in!
The bearded clam speaks Friday, no?
Show some respect to the guy. After all, he’s giving away free money. And it’s not Christmas yet!
i just got TGB’ed
TGB back over 6.55 in AH.
No worries.
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Did Fly need some BORN lotto tickets to flame up in his garbabe can? ….looks like they’re definitely ablaze! I see lots of RED.
Ask obama if he has seen the magic penis recently.
David Blaine’s magic is not magic at all. He pays people to act like his magic is working. For instance in the bit you just showed us, they put $200 on black, if they win, the girls get all happy. If they lose, they stick $200 out there again until they win and the girls get happy.
Then they do the same thing with $400. If they win, the girls get happy, if they lose, they reshoot the video until they win again.
His “magic” is so stupid.
but that’s what the fed does, no?
My nose won’t stop bleeding.
It was my Birthday this week…how’d you guess?
Hey I coined the phrase David Blaine rally… what can the clam say at this point he hasn’t already said.?
Remember the FED was created for the soul purpose to stop Deflation… but what happens when all your major trading partners try doing the same thing, printing paper?
Everyone is looking to export their way to growth… quite a conundrum..
Our only hope is to legalize all drugs and prostitution.. LOL…. when it becomes a financial issue it will happen…
It may just save Californians budget,,,
Damn fly i am disappointed you caved and finally joined in on this tom-foolery – and at such a late time in the shenanigans no less. I guess you’re safe until QE2 is actually announced because i think that is the day this market will FAIL.
“But that doesn’t matter, as long as the BEARDED CLAM waves his penis at the market, making it go up.”
When you refer to him “making it go up”, are you referring to the market or his penis?