Do not be silly, small pleb. The market is not going lower, nor the shares of NFLX—ever. Thanks to QE2, the Taliban has surrendered and Osama Bin Laden killed himself, via rpg to the face. Fighting the BEARDED CLAM is simply too hard. The world, as we know it, has changed forever. Remember, stock prices are always attractive, no matter the price. FFIV, AKAM, CRM, AAPL, BIDU and friends will bring about a new renaissance, not seen since the go-go days of the late 90’s.
I know some of you were annoyed by some breaking news story, regarding JPM and fraud. Please, ignore all stories, as QE2 is about to commence. For the record, QE2 does not like when you sell securities.
As for me, I am plagued with a disruptive mental disorder. Therefore, I cannot and will not be held responsible for my own actions, which are many. Thus, I initiated a long position in FXY, with the hopes and prayers that the great country of Japan will capitulate and swim in its own feces. Aside from that, if you haven’t noticed, I’ve given up trading stocks. I’ve been waiting for some semblance of a retreat, much to chagrin of my daily account balances.
Oil spiked today, as well as small cap equities. Prepare for the continuation of “September Surge,” first thing tomorrow morning.
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It could get very bloody indeud…
Sourcasm rules. Love it.
Who’s being sarcastic? This is true life homie. We are going straight the fuck up and there is no downside risk.
What does Queen Elizabeth II have to do with stocks?
She is long hezzbollah CDS.
LOL
Read your history friend, she was the first to ring the bell at the NYSE.
Dare I say it?
September Surge has at least one more day!
Hey douche bag – I’ve already been threatened to have my skull cracked… don’t poke the bear – that’s what my momma has always told me.
If you want to poke him, do it with your under your own name you unoriginal bastard.
100 million appologies dear kind sir!
Now pease go fuck yourself!
Thank-you.
I’m starting to think I also need psychotropics. Did Bullish just tell Bullish to fuck himself?
Nothing makes sense anymore
Yes go fuck myself!
anyone else think this is kind of funny!
Oh yes, it was hilarious. I was ROTFLFMAO when someone walked in and saw me on the floor in tears laughing uncontrollably.
jed lives…fake bullish is a clown
Fake bullish is shitting in the woods.
I did that twice in my lifetime and wiped my ass both times with poison oak!
Fuck I had the itchiest balls Twice!
I’m not kidding!
Yes I have to say it again, bullish is a clown and I have no sense of humour!
I am a Fucktard!
I repeated myself didn’t I?
Fucktard!
I wish every month could be september
it will
You have this tonight
JPY- Japan Industrial Production, the main gauge of industrial activity measuring the output of factories, mines and utilities, and Retail Sales, an important gauge of consumer spending measuring sales at retail establishments, Wed., Sep. 29, 7:50 pm, ET.
The Japanese manufacturing activity could remain strong, rising by 1.1% m/m in August from 0.3% m/m in July. The Japanese consumer spending could increase by 4.4% y/y, up from 3.9% y/y in the previous month.
I read somewhere yesterday that the BOJ will use this info and make a decision to possibly intervene again tonight. There is no respite in the downward pressure on USD/JPY.
JPY- Japan CPI- Consumer Price Index, the main measure of inflation preferred by the Bank of Japan, Thurs., Sep. 30, 7:30 pm, ET.
Although inflationary pressures could pick up to -1.0% y/y from the previous reading of -1.1% y/y, as long as the inflation gauge stays below 0%, deflation will continue to pose a threat to the Japanese economy.
buy buy buy !
I don’t see why anyone is buying a parabolic spike in copper here. If just a small portion of all these abandoned real estate properties were stripped for copper, it would drop 20% in a week.
If copper hits a ceiling up here, FXI XLB and EEM are in serious jeopardy.
I think we will see ES 1090 again,before retesting April highs. SPY has become too dependent on Copper and Euro rallies. Both look dangerously parabolic.
If we drop to 1090,then bounce,it would be a nightmare for the bears. This result would create a vivid “bullish ascending triangle” on daily charts
$100 tomato coming near you…… Gartman doesn’t think so QE II wont happen i guess you in his camp get with it son
Psychotropicana
Does it come in the handy 20 oz. size?
Indeud.
Vitamin LSD fortified.
Stock up on your meds – http://www.crossingwallstreet.com/archives/2010/09/tomorrow-marks-the-low-point-of-the-presidential-election-cycle.html
Maybe the U.S. really could do without banks, like U said in your earlier post. The interest rate on savings in banks is not much better than the 0% that U get from putting your money in your mattress. And with the mattress U don’t have to worry about it going bankrupt & the FDIC running out of money to insure your deposit. U just sleep with a gun under the bed and that insures your mattress deposit.
A simple U.N. flight over your house with a cash magnetic strip reading detector to get a read on how many bills and what denominations will take care of that.
That’s what the tin-foil sheets are for.
Tulipmania on sale at a store near you……BUY now!!
Currency wars leading to world wars. History is repeating or maybe rhyming.
The revolutionary war and the civil war were both primarily currency wars. That is a very astute observation.
nice action in oil today
now if the financials will join in ….
What a delightful little clam doji on the SPY today. The clam doji signals indecision about whether QE2 is good or bad.
Trivia for the day. A couple glasses of pomegranate juice and walnuts both contain a very similar active natural chemical ingredient as that added to viagra.
Ellagic acid
This massive market manipulation must continue to pacify the peons until socialism at the end of a gun (aka, communism) fills the gap. Then there will be no more market, because it won’t be necessary to manipulate the peons to do whatever you want them to do. You can force them, instead. Much more efficient.
Show me one source of communist military strength in the world.
Am I supposed to fear Cuba’s rusty sailboats, or Venezuela’s “dogs with bees in their mouths” ?
I heard Hugo Chavez’s army is pretty accurate with their lawn darts.
Sometimes a nation can battle what it considers wrong, but in the process transform itself into the very thing it considered wrong in the first place.
You want to fuck with the People’s Liberation Army of China? I do not fear them invading the good old USofA, but if we try to take the fight to them; watch out.
“Show me one source of communist military strength in the world.”
Ever read the Communist Manifesto? Read Carroll Quigley or Mike Badnarik sometime. You have much to learn.
Add a bit of drama and tomorrow could to be a fucking awesome roller coaster day! – http://www.marketwatch.com/story/currency-bill-approved-in-house-of-representatives-2010-09-29-185590
Not good
NAFTA
Chinese can simply supply Canadian distributors..repackage and ship out…don’t think it happens?
Think again…a paper shuffle is all it takes..$55.00 brokerage fee off it goes.
CDN bucks cheaper…SAVE 2 to 3% as well.
You are right. If an item at your local store has a Made In Canada prined on the package yet it’s at a cheaper price then the orther items on the shelf, it can’t be because canucktaniss used their brain and arm grease to bring a product at a competitive price. Anyway, all north american factories are closed. It’s gotta be because of some criminal distributor fraud scheming it’s way through nafta..
Free market brings the worst in people. All criminals and shit.
Should of listened to CH.
It feels like a panic to the upside. Teppers plan looks the best…Hugh H. way to logical markets hate that shit.
Best September in 71 years
Best September in 71 years
Best September in 71 years
Best September in 71 years
Best September in 71 years
Ok I’m drunk now.
Drunk and autistic, apparently.
Don’t forget to set your Tivo for “People’s Court”.
Anyone want to know what the market did, after the epic september of 1939?
Yes, do tell….what did happen? Me charts only go back to 1960-something…
We went down for 5 straight years, immediately following.
Well thats not good. That would portend trouble for anyone planning to buy in on the last day of this September surge.
well here is the whole story
http://www.fiendbear.com/bear1939.htm
It was called World War II
Not exactly a good comparison
Yep WW II vs QE II. Not exactly a fair comparison… No need to over think this Tepper’s got it right. BEARDED CLAM assures that all assets go into parabolic bubble, zero risk of downside.
and what makes you think we are not heading straight into WWIII?
Never heard of ww2.
Apparently , there’s a TV channel about this “World War 2 ” he spoke of.
It also covers the other 3 major cornerstones of humanity’s 4 million years on earth:
Pawn shops ,Aliens and “Ice Road Trucking”
It’s all over now that sig and the hillstrand bros. quit deadliest catch. Yeah I said it. That show is dead to me.
Ha ha!
Welkommen herr magistrate!
it topped that September and proceeded to sell off for the next 2.5 years into the 1942 low…
BUT they didn’t have the BEARDED CLAM and QE II to assure them of a never ending nirvana of vertical asset prices. WE DO so BUY BUY BUY and then BUY some more. BEARDED CLAM is handing out free cash to billionaire speculators like Tepper so we might as well get in on the liquiditypalooza!
What does 1939 have to do with 2010?
Me
Up here in Canada consumer confidence in the dumper, GDP shrunk last month, possible housing bubble, yada, yada, yada, TSX UP 100 points? Go figure.
Fundamentals don’t mean shit. This is all about the BEARDED CLAM and his plan to rob from taxpaying public to line the pockets of billionaire speculators via QE II shock and awe
The richest one percent of this country owns half our country’s wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It’s bulls–t. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy, are you buddy? It’s the free market. And you’re a part of it. You’ve got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I’ve still got a lot to teach you.
That’s what revolutions are for. To correct imbalances within the capitalistic system. It’s either that or communism. Communism ends up with more dead. All socialism is created for the purpose of ending up with communism. Pick your poison.
Canada. QE2 in Canada? Please connect the dots for me.
When the blood comes, it will be overnight.
Gross
Is it that time of the month for Miss Market?
It will never come however so there is no risk being long here.
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Time ti kiss goodbye the stockmkt. Is pullback time.
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