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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Stay the Course

If you really want to play the oil sector, go with OIH. Fucking around with individual names, like RIG or BP now is pure gambling. At least with OIH, you get a modicum of sector diversification.

Lucky for me, I have been out all day in meaningless meetings, chomping on bread and shit, looking at the birds. As far as I am concerned, the summer is here and I have little to no interest in the stock market, barring the eventuality of a HORRIFIC crash. Even so, I am much more interested in not living out my existence like some of you middle aged, office drones, whose big daily highlight is lunch. Maybe our European suckers have it right, with all of their leisure time, hanging around Ficus trees, smoking cigars. Granted, such a lifestyle is counterproductive and leads to all sorts of fucktarded lifestyle choices. However, the American lifestyle is pretty much as dumb as it gets; so I will take my chances—going with a “hybrid” version.

I always say: “never work hard, but smart.”

As for the markets:

Yen weakness is allowing stocks to rally. I do not trust it and spit in the faces of those who do. Yesterday you asshats were buying FAZ, today FAS. You don’t know what you are doing and should be executed for crimes against finance. With my money, I will let it marinate, for today only negates yesterday’s rape. I will be sure to do something tomorrow.

In the meantime, I am long vast amounts of VXX (16%), and 35% of my assets are invested in a long position, amongst stocks like PKX, GS, ATPG, SD and FTK.

Patience killed the cow and ate the steak. That is, without a doubt, my middle name.

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22 comments

  1. jg

    FIG

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  2. JuiceyFruit

    Lord of the Fleas!

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  3. ibankbunk

    show us your tinyurl

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  4. The Zombie

    Nice work, jg.

    The Fly is God.

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  5. Sierra Investor
    Sierra Investor

    UNG is budging out of its descending triangle set from last January high.. Who said TA doesn’t matter. You know fly is chomping that chart as we speak looking for a bottom in SD.

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  6. Rubber

    Fly how about your FAZ still holding it??

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  7. tradingnymph

    This is not work……..never has been.

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    • The Fly

      Oh really, you try dealing with rich assholes everyday.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler
        Mr. Cain Thaler

        (laughter) you should remind them that business is a two way street, and throw some of the more obnoxious ones to the birds.

        I’d pay to have a picture of some millionaire being told his money is gay because he comes along with it.

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    • Purdy

      What a sick fuck she is …we should definitely fund religious nutjobs on the other side and have them slaughter people in international waters to make up for feelings that she may have bruised.

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  8. Phil_from_Brazil
    Phil_from_Brazil

    I also put no creed in this rally. Medium to long-term trend is lower. FAZ and VXX should continue to be bought on dips.

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  9. Scipio

    All technical analysis attempts to quantify the fundmentals.

    ps Scipio is from a book, not teevee

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  10. CosmoKramer

    Actually, the highlight of my day is when I crawl under the desk of my cubicle and take a long nap. Nobody misses me and sometimes I bring in my portable TV,put on the earphones, and watch a ball game. George taught me this when he was working for the Yankees.

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  11. VoodooRiver

    “…office drones, whose big daily highlight is lunch.”

    So funny, so true!

    Thank you for your daily entertainment.

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  12. Bullish

    Fly,
    When you marinate 3x leveraged vehicles… don’t you lose to the leverage decay?
    Just curious your thoughts on that.

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