The portly Puerto Rican man told Frank the Korean dry cleaning guy: “Frank, look at my white shirt, it has black marks all over it.”
Frank, looking a bit shocked and surprised, asked to see the shirt in question. Immediately, Frank’s wife, the seamstress, hurried over to assess the shirt in question.
“Ah, ha!, said Frank. “Look at this black shirt next to this white one. It is rubbing off on the white a one.”
The portly Puerto Rican man replied, ” I know that Frank, that’s why I brought it over with the white shirt.”
Frank’s wife entered the conversation by saying “it makes a no sense.”
Frank, quite rudely, interjected “Ah, see. This a black a shirt is no good. It’s made in a China or a Bangladesh. This a fabric is a very bad. This shirt is no good!”
Frank’s wife chimed in “Ah, yes. I’ve never seen such a fabric. No good. Throw this shirt away.”
Confused and bewildered, the portly Puerto Rican man said “thanks Frank. But can you fix my white shirt, which is the reason why I am here?”
After two minutes of studying the white shirt, Frank, looking sternly over his reading glasses, said to the portly Puerto Rican man, “that black a shirt is a no a good. I fix the white shirt.”
While the portly Puerto Rican man walked out of the store, a space alien magician approached Frank with an absurd amount of “high-end” dry cleaning.
To be continued…
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This is your first post that truely makes sense to me….well done old friend
In other news, N. Korea can go fuck themselves.
lol vking.
can this dry cleaner clean blue blazers?
Looks like a few snags in the bank reform vote………….
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703691804575255080053190908.html?mod=WSJ_WSJ_US_News_3
Doesn’t the burlap get really itchy after a while?
LOL
Throw away both shirts and get something colorful.
Maybe something in a Copper color?
Did you ever finish the story about a person who stole another person’s $10,000 pen?
Burlap or velvet, you choose the fabric, but you’d do best in these circumstances to gird up your loins… or your lions, whatever.
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Did you
No, i got distracted by my cartoons. Plus i didnt really like the story line
Nothing sexier than a man in a white shirt. Men with white shirts r to die for. Then again I live in the South….. for the time being, that is.
Mostly MIB down south or are you trying to say you are “full” with MIW there?
Me? …. I’m partial to women without shirts, but that’s a guy thing ….
Or women in only a white shirt
that works too!
Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
Couldn’t agree more 🙂
You should have a contest to finish this story. The prize for the winning entry could be an iBankCoin street cannon, or perhaps dinner for two at Le Bernadin.
Tonight Asia continued to slide, Taiwan is closed until Monday due to the Roits…..Shangai Futures rallied copper and rebar, yes it got a little weaker towards the close, but healthy rally when Gov talking about Europe problems is decreasing need to tighten their FX,(plus gossip about property taxes for residential from last week didn’t come out), but China is meeting next week w/USA so that could just be the kinda talk they like to do before these meet up with USA….SPX has hard on for 1110ish so I think Fly will get his rally attempt….OZ ouch…so POSCO may do good?
But of course,falling knife…
Watching PKX in europe trade, not a good idea…
This a funny post….
FAZmobile would be the preferred vehicle of choice to ride over murderholes and the burlap men it seems.
Gap down. PPT 4TW. 200 MA stops will get ripped out. Looks like it’s going to be a fun day.