I’ve been right here, watching you fuckers squirm, the whole time. Sort of creepy, no? I left the “black smoke” blog up, so that you could read it again and again and again. Sometimes it’s important to appreciate quality, not quantity. Today is one of those days.
While I may chastise the likes of Jim Cramer, for unveiling his “5 generals of the stock exchange,” mainly because he’s a jackass, I appreciate the sentiments. The fact of the matter is, the BAILOUT HAS ALREADY FAILED because it has to fail. The EU saying they will pony up a trill is like you saying “I’m gonna make a blog and supplant iBankCoin”—not happening pal.
I will have you know, I am not making a killing today, aside from my personal account—which is up gangbusters. So far, my accounts are up about 0.5% for the day, led by big dicked gains in none other than [[VXX]] . I warned you about my time machine, The PPT, with respects to the OVERBOUGHT nature of the market, Unfortunately, you chose to look the other way. May your life be afflicted by 1,000 arbs and scribble-scrabbled u-4’s.
In short, the black smoke is now permeating the floor of the exchange. Take a step back and breathe it all in, for you are now in the “choke zone,” bewildered from all of the stupid things that you do.
NOTE: A special Friday Treat: I will unveil my weekend cartoon today.
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Damn I should have jumped in the faz mobile. Looks like Fly’s time machine is up and running!
Zombies loose on the floor…..
yes.
re: cartoon
This generations Chuck Jones
The Breadth Report has been warning of this pullback, as well. Just sayin’.
So Mr. Shedder you are telling us that you have a Bad Breath Report
Fly- what’s your take on TIVO’s 40% elevator drop? Overreaction? Dump?
Funny, I was just looking at TIVO. Fuck that stock.
Maybe TiVo is down because of The V.King?
DRR over extended?
DRR is never over extended, since the euro is going to $00.00
Thank you Fly….just added to my position
TIVO stock price is in the hands of the court system.
Today, DISH network’s appeal en banc was accepted. That drags out TIVO’s patent lawsuit for another 6 to 18 months.
I expect TIVO to go much lower.
Whutchu taukin’ bout Willis … I heeded the Word of The Fly and went to 50% cash yesterday with only my Golds, Ag and some small O&G positions and some SRS & TZA as a hedge …. thought I’d have a chance to add some VXX this morning but alas, ya snooze ya lose … C’est la vie!
Who got TiVo’d today?
The same people who got iMax’d
At least they can watch the collapse of their net worth over and over again uninterrupted.
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtLogcQ6ahQ
What, Henry didn’t tell his followers that he got out like GS with subprime? …. Oh Henry!
Speaking of which:
http://henryfoolspicks.wordpress.com/2010/05/14/bought-6000-tivo-10-60-i-mean-come-on/
Dan’s the man …. hahaha
Fuck!
Fly, how bout a teaser look at your top ten “To Buy” list as men in burlap pants ride the elevator down so we can prepare to get on the escalator up to the summer fashions dept?
little skanks…too funny
fashion…ok.. go buy a dennis kneale gay hat, and and a michelle cabrerea girdle to hold in her freaking gut…yes Skanks…one and all
Mr. Cash
First The V.King like’s your Ring of Fire song…
Second have you read Jake Gint’s blog today?
Well?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q71gvV9n9Cs&feature=fvw
FEZ for protection and a fashion statement!
Fly please introduce Jake Gint’s character to this weekends cartoon….
Steven
Hence the term, the fly wins all the time, even during rash employee changes
Break up the Euro into Euro1 (Germany) and Euro2 (all others) and have the Fat in the Hat Michael Moore run the latter.
Congratulations Mr. Hmmm
The V.King is reposting your comment here to the Jake Gint blog…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAr2lZwI3F0&feature=player_embedded
Given today’s decline it is 100% guaranteed that the Central Bankers will have some surprise announcement ready Sunday 6:00 PM to assure that we have another gigantic gap up this Monday and bears get reamed again. Anybody short sure as heck better cover at the close and go long!
He seems to have had his way with the Europeans last weekend …and look where that got us
…maybe the free everything for everybody thing is passe.
But trading robots will reward us with a rally if the government announces the Goldman deal with the gov’t and the end of the investigations.
One thing I don’t understand–if the VXX is a measure of volatility, why doesn’t it rise when the markets are hugely bullish on days like Monday? Sorry for the inherent dumbass-ism in this question but I’m just trying to learn.
Noob
There are no dumb questions….just dumb people
It can, but less frequently.
You mean VIX btw.
Cool, thank you sir, may I have another?
Thank you sir, may I have another?
ANIMAL HOUSE!
Fuck off v-king. stay to the lesser blogs[jake].
One can only guess what was perpetrated in the name of enraging this beaver.
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