I’ve reduced my cash position down to about 15%. Just today, I bought size in ON Semiconductor Corp. [[ONNN]] and Eastman Chemical Company [[EMN]] , while initiating a position in Ctrip.com International, Ltd. (ADR) [[CTRP]] . My intention is to play the delicate game of balance, between my longs and [[VXX]] positions. Due to some underperforming longs, for the day I am down a staggering 0.52%. Considering I was up more than 1.6% yesterday, I am in good standing, fuckface.
I don’t know how much longer this market can defy gravity. Just know, The PPT is printing 3.08 like a motherfucker right now (no idea what that term means) and the euro is pissing its fancy pants again. Like I said a million times, it’s best to have a blend of long/short trades, especially when the news is fucked up and dark sinister forces execute buy orders from the grassy knoll.
Pardon my capricious demeanor, with regards to this market; but it’s the only thing that keeps me winning, ironically.
As for gold: ask Uncle Fucker, for he is iBC’s resident “Maharajah of the Metals.”
Top picks: ON Semiconductor Corp. [[ONNN]] , Eastman Chemical Company [[EMN]] with a [[VXX]] hedge.
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Gettin ready to backoff….
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Is Sir Backoff related to Madoff?
Fucking hilarious post.
The Fly is God.
Fly, that guy really looks like you smoking a cigarette…but it is not really I guess, is it?
Eh? I’m 33 you dick sucker. That homo on the front page looks like your Dad.
Well, OK, I guess I should say to be more accurate that guy looks just like I imagine that you look like, but maybe you look different. Please post a photo. Thanks*
Fuck you. Post a photo of yourself, so that I can print it out and make WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE fliers, and have them issued nationwide.
“The Fly” is anonymous.
It is obvious that it is pointless to ask you to post a photo of yourself. I hereby suspend discussion of this topic.
just such a tease, chest is nice, fwiw … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDzvduOheTs&feature=related
LOL. That’s an actor, darling.
(As if you couldn’t tell by his lack of propah Noo Yawk accent)
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drats……………I’m California, so all you guys sound the same..
Well, that actor is from California.
Believe it, you’d know a Noo Yawk axccent if you hoid one.
Ax anyone.
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“Eh? I’m 33 you dick sucker. That homo on the front page looks like your Dad.”
HA!
Welcome, T Joe.
Zombie, what brought out that outburst, as you’re normally a man of very, very few words.
J, I ate a few extra helpings of brains this morning. Catch me on the PPT “user notes” section. I won’t shut up over there.
All japes aside, I always thought the guy on the cover page right now would most closely
approximate Chivas.
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Well, only for a couple more weeks.
You should get that cock sucking shufflepucker off the front page and put up a belligerent walrus like JP Morgan.
I always pictured you as an eccentric, mid 40’s stay at home dad.
Well, you thought wrong, fuck face.
LOL.
Well, you are eccentric.
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ONNN is a good company.
I have dedicated 60% of my stash to GDX short. This is the highest directional bet I have made in 17 months. Wish me luck. I think I might grab some short term GDX calls just in case. I want this fucker back to $42 again.
How is it this clown has any money left?
He’s like a Mr. Devil Dog on the crack cocaine.
I insist he get into the next ‘toon.
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I just bought the GDX May 54 puts for $1.31 stock at 53.90. I also sold the May 54
GDX calls for $1.17. So I have 14 cents into the position with unlimited
upside risk and downside potential. I will buy back half my short calls at 70 cents.
Maybe this week’s Newsweek or USA Today Tomorrow will feature gold.
Yeah, because the market always responds immediately to such signals… 😉
Just remember the sad case of “Huggie Bear” as you douse yourself in butane and dance around the Burning Man.
Have a fire extinguisher handy.
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Sometimes I get chuckles out of the comments. Sometimes I just shake my head…
Another Australian I fear?
Welcome to the site “t joe”
CREE, on the other hand… doing better than TNA right now… yeeps.
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There have been some insider sells in ONNN, guess the volume is not enough to bother the pundits here?
Am wondering whether wearing a fake silk smoking jacket is what enables one to blithely reveal both one’s long and short positions. Must be the flamboyance of the unbelting and opening of the jacket. Beware Taiwan Semi.
That jacket is 100% pure Japanese silk.
With the lapels made from 100% Corinthian leather…
Sir,
Like little excited girls, everybody is in love with the shiny, yellow metal today. I remeber not long ago you were in that camp. How come you are not taking a side?
Who says he’s not?
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GS set-up for a long trade right here