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Tan Your Ass

So every stock, inside of every sector, has been firing higher, with exception to one: solar. Unlike past market frenzies, when solar stocks charged higher to the chagrin of naysayers, right now no one is buying them. Why?

Well, for one, many of the European suckers, like Spain and Germany, were big consumers of solar shit, as I like to call it. And, investors are insane. Their little brains think like this: “yo Rocky, it’s cold outside. Global warming is a scam. Sell my solars.”

But, almost immediately, the worm can turn! “Yo Adrian, get ova here and look at these fucking hurricanes. Yo, I want to buy solar stocks.” See how easy that was?

So, with that in mind, and solid numbers out of JA Solar Holdings Co., Ltd. (ADR) [[JASO]] , I will be adding to my current position in [[TAN]] —effectively “tanning my ass,” ahead of the arduous “Deacon of Death” hurricane season. Plus anyway, something tells me solar stocks are about to enjoy large buy orders from the dumbest men on Earth AKA our best money managers.

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11 comments

  1. Gluteus maximus

    nothing like a firm tan ass..
    xo

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  2. Septic Tanker

    ESLR YGE CSIQ FSLR TSL SOLF STP “could” benefit if said sector does begin to appreciate in value…….

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    • StratG

      Also, LDK has been berry, berry good to me, in the past.
      TLT moving like a Henry pick. FIG
      SWHC showing signs of life.

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  3. TheArtist

    get some FEED with that and you can have a “farmers tan”

    ha ha ha…
    had to do it.
    carry on.

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  4. Dr. Evo

    What does your seasonality search engine say about solars? Strong trend there?

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  5. panamaorange

    There are giant perfect “head and shoulders” tops in play, on $XLE and $OIH daily charts– which seems somewhat ominous for PBW and TAN near term

    In terms of the long view–I do think TAN and PBW will do well in the “al gore-iffic” dystopia of 2011 and beyond

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  6. Prospectus

    Somebody flipped the GSBOT9000’s screen upside down, and it’s been selling all afternoon by mistake. We’ll be back up 150 on the Dow tomorrow morning after Sahib puts it right side up again after the close. These things happen, you know.

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  7. JakeGint

    What? You mean ALL the picks you gave to the PPT last night are not up 10%?

    POWR to the piker!

    _________

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  8. JakeGint

    That Ricky G eggs n’ hooves stuff is pretty funny.

    ___________

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  9. ideal420

    Britain expecting heat wave this summer, this will spurn us Euro nutters to buy solar again too.

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