Not to be confused with Rocky III, the great mother-fucker of all wars is upon us. As a result of North Korea’s “uncivil disobedience” to Obama’s health care bill, we shall send 10 aircraft carriers to their bullshit country and sink it (the entire fucking country). We will give those fuckers the “Atlantis treatment,” whereby their part of Korea is “sawed off” and tossed into the Ocean, alongside the Titanic (I’m fully aware that both respective entities reside in separate bodies of water). In the future, people will wonder about “North Korea” and tell stories about how people, crazy people, used to live there until Mother Earth swallowed it into her bosom.
As you know, with my money, I’m all defensive and shit, waiting for the opportunity to buy your future margin call.
It’s like the 1930’s all over again, yo. Let’s all get onboard naval ships and storm beaches filled with busy turrets.
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How is the vxx not skyrocking right now. This market is like nothing i have even seen.
Two questions.
Will Obama take the North Korean side?
Will Corporal Klingler enlist to get back into the MASH unit on the Korean peninsula?
Good point. We might attack S Korea.
For your afternoon viewing pleasure:
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3
…Must keep DIA positive,must keep DIA positive…
floating rates just got sunk.
You know, this is why I’m here. Cause nobody in our business can say it better…
I’m all defensive and shit, waiting for the opportunity to buy your future margin call.
Priceless.
Indeed!
The North Koreans are too well off, my guess is Obama backs S. Korea and we invade in order to raise the taxes of all N. koreans making over 200k a year.
200k of what? dirt? rice?
Anyone with more than 200 letter K’s. The magnetic ones you stick on a fridge.
That would be a tax on Kim-chee.
Close. Actually, Obammy will invade South Korea first, then negotiate a peace treaty with the north involving them buying our dollars and selling them to the Chinese and taking the North by fiat.
Remember this is day one of the march to DOW 20,000……..Oh “F” it, everybody run for cover!!!!
Off to sniff some VXX. Later…
“Atlantis treatment,” whereby their part of Korea is “sawed off” and tossed into the Ocean, alongside the Titanic.
That is friggin funny!!
I think we should attack Chicago and all of Obama’s criminal’s buddies 🙂
Obama already got wind of that and ordered all available submarines to surround the area.
what are your thoughts about ipsu!?!
War’s over. Additional power & cooling being redirected to Goldbot server room.
Obama torpedoed the S Korea vessel, so the North could get blamed and he could start a war to boost the economy. And y’all thought he didn’t know what he was doing. Naive fuckers. He is so shrewd, he scheduled a nuclear arms deal with Russia as a cover. R-E-S-P-EC-T !! All Hail The Chief! 😛 😛
You guys arent going to believe this shit
I woke up and my personal GMAIL (google) account was hacked by an IP Address in China (BIG RED NOTICE ON GMAIL ACCOUNT)… Not only that, they sent email spam to EVERYBODY WHO I EVER EMAILED dating back 5 years…
Just warning you, evidently after doing more research, it is happening very frequently;
Spending the whole day fixing this shit and apologizing for people who were dumb enough to click on the SPAM link.
That happened to a Yahoo Hotmail account I have.
Happened about 6 weeks ago so I changed the password and deleted all of my contact addresses.
I was getting calls from relatives and a couple college golf coaches (that I had listed years ago) asking about the Viagra ads I “sent” them.
All of the anti-spy, etc software and two firewalls I have was worthless.
same here – ask the Gint
Obama has now ordered the deportation of all Korean golfers on the LPGA and thus all future tournaments are cancelled because there are no more players.
anyone enlist in the army yet?
See the world meet interesting people and kill them on Uncle Sam’s dime. 3 squares a day.
Tempting, so fuckign tempting.
Just got back.
I requested the Army put me in Henry Blake’s M*A*S*H unit.
Looks like fun.
They said I could bunk with Margaret Houlihan.
You don’t think they were lying do you?
Not lying ,but her nickname now is ‘Tepid Lips’
War, for lack of a better word, is good.
Yeah,you’ll be living in an underground bomb shelter,but your 401k’s gonna grow 10% a year
You people call it manipulation, we prefer a more gentlemanly term…”stabilization”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4o8TeqKhgY
INFANTRY! CALVARY!
This is to cash is king- what is vxx and what moves the stock up and down, i was thinking it shorts the market?
Hahah. Funny. In a thousand years people will say North Korea was an enlightened, highy advanced civilization with the secrets to earth’s salvation.
The Cold War was World War III. The War on Terror is World War IV. If the current crisis in Korea escalates to the something larger than the War on Terror then I suppose it could be called WW V or maybe just an extension of the ongoing War on Terror.
I’m not sure what is so important about South Korea. It only has the fifteenth largest economy in the world, no natural resources. Maybe if they went to hell it would fuck up the global economy somehow. Not sure. Either way, North Korea is just whacked. I hope they get blown to shit, but then China would probably get involved and that would much much worse for the US considering the greatest military defeat in US history was at the hands of the Chinese during the Korean War.
The US still spends around six times as much a year on the military, so we got the edge MAD not included.