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Enjoy the Green

I really need to go drink a lot of beer right now, so I will make this brief.

Instead of being all cash, I own a shitload of treasuries, via [[TLT]] . While I wait for “my market,” I get a .38 divvy per month and protection against a declining market, since treasuries is the true flight to quality, NOT gold. I’ve been buying [[VXX]] due to my belief that the era of zero volatility is long in the tooth, to say the least. Also, if the market dips, it will rapidly appreciate, serving as a hedge against my long positions. Don’t worry, before you know it I will be tossing old fuckers into lit fireplaces again. However, for now, I need to make these moves.

NOTE:
I sold some U.S. Global Investors, Inc. [[GROW]] @ $11.40

NOTE II: The PPT is nearing 3.00 hybrid again. During this epic run, the 3.00 mark has been ignored. However, for how long will this run last?

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95 comments

  1. Rand

    First interview went great! Will be going in dor number 2 interview later in week. Company is hiring again and from what I heard ramping up.

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    • Po Pimp

      Good luck. I know IBC is a rough crowd and I wouldn’t want it any other way, but I do hope the interviews work out. I’ve been there before and it ain’t fun.

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    • Danified

      Rand: I am a intuitive female….damn me if you want….I can careless, cause resilience runs in my veins… With that said…..

      PLEASE: Don’t worry about what is going on in society. You know your worth. You are second guessing yourself. Don’t do it.

      If indeed they hire someone else, then it was meant to be. Don’t EVER take it personal. You found a great group here. One that can make you coin, even if it is a glorified luxurious Pig Pen…. I was born on a hog and cattle farm… I have the right to call this a male dominated pig pen….. lmao….. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Goldie

    Party in Greenville,SC tonite!!! I loves tha pattys day i do!!!!

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    • The Fly

      Got a client there

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    • JakeGint

      Greenville, SC is the one town in America I might consider moving to right now.

      Freaking love Greenville.

      _______

      Okay, maybe Kiawah, too.

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      • MOOBS

        The south rules.

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      • mrsbuttons

        you’ve got to be kidding…Greenville is an over-rated over priced in love with its own hype Baptist belt wanna be.if you’re young just out of college and come from the South, it’s better than Atlanta,. It has a a very closed society – forget it if you’re moving from the northeast, they don’t like you. Got BMW?

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      • ToddinFL

        Totally agree, Jake. When I relocated from the Midwest 7 years ago, Greenville, SC was one of 3 places I considered, as I have a childhood friend who lives in Anderson, SC, just 40 minutes south. Greenville has a very nice, clean downtown area. I’ve been there several times on golf trips – there are some great courses in and around that area.

        Major sporting events are roughly 90 minutes away in Charlotte, or 2.5 hours the other direction in Atlanta.

        Buttons, you have to adapt when you move to a new area. It is indeed the Bible Belt. But it doesn’t mean that one has to necessarily join them, unless that’s your gig as well.

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  3. Le Fly

    Beer #8

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      Right there with you. I feel nothing yet. Maybe I’ll go heckle the mall’s Godiva store owner about how their candies are not marked to market.

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    • JakeGint

      I sincerely hope they made you give up your shilelegh at the entrance.

      ___

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  4. Tradingfrog

    VXX should be outlawed.

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    • Danified

      Oh please….is that all you got? VXX should be outlawed? You are pathetic. The Force rules……

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  5. SlayingDragons

    “Don’t worry, before you know it I will be tossing old fuckers into lit fireplaces again.”

    That made my day. Thank you sir.

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  6. Rand

    Fly,
    I told you I would tell you when the manufacturing industry was coming alive, todays the day. XXXXXX Corp is hiring on a scale that I have not seen in 2 years, In fact, I have an interview in a few minutes. Check out the stocks-good luck today.

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    • DPeezy

      Good luck.

      On a related note, I saw somewhere today that online ad revenues are up substantially and still on the rise.

      We’re also doing a bit of hiring in the semiconductor industry…

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    • tgarfield

      You wouldn’t happen to own any stock of XXXXX corp would you? I never tried that one. I have to admit, pretty good.

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  7. The Fly

    Rand

    Good luck. To protect your identity, I deleted the name of the company you mentioned. You don’t want that info out there, especially since you are looking for employment.

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    • JakeGint

      Shhezzzit. I thought we were going to be able to hit him up for free Dos Equis…

      ____

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      • omfgitsjd

        As I mentioned earlier, I don’t have a trickle of Irish blood. But, after listening to that music above I just may need to slam a few O’dools.

        On an unrelated note, my portfolio just reached +2% for the year. Mainly due to dividend yield, but I’ll take it.

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        • Danified

          Don’t ever listen to Fly’s music. Him and his family are absolute perfection, yet his source of music sucks donkey cock… sorry Fly, but it is true…….

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  8. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    Good luck Rand.

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  9. NcLobo

    Why should VXX be outlawed?

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  10. DownTick

    If the VXX is outlawed only outlaws will trade VXX.

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  11. Goldie

    Only on beer 3…..

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  12. Goldie

    Green beer,green ass…. Hoohaaaa!!!!

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  13. College Trader

    I am with you Fly I am holding on to my VXX. It hurts though

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  14. Goldie

    Iphone app biattch!!!!!!!!!

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  15. TA

    It’s been a month since anyone got tossed into a lit fireplace, kicked down the stairs or pushed down an elevator shaft. Painful indeed…

    I sold out of a bunch more today, I am very cash heavy(35%) but as I short puts with strikes that are currently OTM so my real exposure is even lower. Selling more tomorrow on any strength.

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  16. DMG

    Jg -Set that as your ringtone on my phone

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  17. The Fly

    Good trading TA (hiccup)

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  18. Rand

    Was in louisiana last weekend, temperatures great, people wonderful, the place has great food, whats not to like?

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  19. weirdo jay

    Fly… I have a question regarding what I read from money and markets… My non calculator brain is confused!

    “FACT #1 — Western nations are living on credit: Western governments are drowning in debt and need to borrow trillions of dollars more just to survive. The U.S. government alone will have to borrow more than $2 trillion this year. The rest of the Americas and the nations of the euro zone will likely have similar borrowing needs.

    FACT #2 — Excessive government borrowing naturally drives bond prices down; yields up: The laws of supply and demand dictate that when governments flood the bond market with new debt, the value of that debt plunges. When bond prices plunge, the effective yield or interest rates paid on that debt surge.

    FACT #3 — When yields on government debt surge, most other interest rates surge along with them: Corporations and consumers trying to borrow money suddenly find themselves competing with sovereign governments for investors’ money. Interest rates — the cost of borrowing — rise across the board.

    FACT #4 — Fed Chief Bernanke knows full well that allowing interest rates to rise would be tantamount to a mercy-killing for any economy that’s as sick as ours is: Higher borrowing costs would further dampen consumer spending … push millions of employers over the brink … light the fuse on a new surge in unemployment … dash any hopes of a recovery … and would likely ignite a vicious double-dip recession.

    FACT #5 — To keep rates low, the Fed is printing money like there’s no tomorrow, then using that money to buy bonds.

    FACT #6 — When the Fed floods the world with billions of brand-new, unbacked greenbacks, the value of every dollar you earn, save, invest and have socked away for retirement declines. ”

    granted, I hear logical arguments like this one end up as wrong because they are missing something, but it seems to me that at some point (maybe not not now) that bonds will be a risk and that people won’t want to lock their money up with historically lower yields for long periods of time while the rest of the world prints money like crazy. True they are doing so to combat the deflationary risk, but money never disappears it just changes hands, and there’s either enough money in the system to cover the previous credit or there’s not. Seems like Ben’s doing everything he can to make sure there’s more than enough, and I don’t blame him, but won’t that lead to inflation and thus make gold a good play for safety?
    What am I missing that my non calculator brain can’t comprehend?

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    • Braveflaps

      Can you say all that again?

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    • The Fly

      You are assuming traditional macro economics apply. I do not.

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      • Mookie Shnooks

        I agree. The paradigm has changed. IMO it’s because the political landscape has changed — and not by a random act of God, either.

        We were led to believe we were trading a free market for the longest time, but now we’re seeing for the first time how non-free it really is. Because the entire paradigm is actually controlled and managed 24/7.

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        • Heaterman

          “not by a random act of God, either.”

          Ohhhh ….but he THINKS he is.

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      • Danified

        The Fly hates politics. He is ignorant in a sense. LMFAO…… I am here to say… he is fucking honest and knows his shit….. even if his political systematical belief is worthless. We ask JK about politics….. not Fly 🙂

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  20. The Fly

    BEER #5

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    • JakeGint

      Serious?

      Bless my shelelagh, I need to catch up!

      _____

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      • MX2101

        I live in a neighborhood that is a mixture of well off people on the water and working class people everywhere else. One night I’m coming home and hear a voice “hey, how are ya doing?” from next door. I look over and it is the neighbor with one hand holding a beer and the other hand holding himself taking a piss.

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        • Danified

          Well, I hope your neighbor has a big dick…. because you r boring as fuck

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          • lindsay

            Dani! MX2101 is a great guy, class act at all times. Not boring. Very smart and thoughtful person. No more green beer for you tonight girl!! Now get some sleep before the bell! 🙂

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          • MX2101

            lindsay- thank you for the nice comments.

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          • lindsay

            well, of course. hope you saw the apology below (under one of Rand’s posts– starts w “K’ ) have a great week.

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    • MOOBS

      Pouring bourbon #2 as I t….

      PZZZZT. FFFFTHZZT.

      Shit spilled it.

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  21. checklist_now_35
    checklist_now_35

    You should email me a fund prospectus, right now I manage my own cash because all of the hedgies I talked to in December 2008/jan/feb 09 were short things like casinos and reits and financials and long thrill rides like XOM, WMT, McD and so forth. I can’t imagine that worked out well for them from March through May when they finally covered and went long.

    A couple of them told me I would lose all my money, every penny, if I tried to invest it myself. A couple told me to go long Monsanto last year in Feb because it was the only stock in the S&P that would meet earnings and hold in there, everything else was going to crash. Boy did that work out for them.

    Result of negative hedgie-interactions has been some drunken, utterly tactless and graceless, emails and phone calls stating my last-12-month coin bankage and asking what theirs was. They don’t usually reply.

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    • Danified

      35… I am 33…. Don’t ever listen to what anyone tells you. Go inside yourself and trust your instinct. I lost 50k with POS stock brokers…or whatever you call them….. Fly is not in business to tell you where to place your funds. Unless u r rolling… Trust me, I have tried. With that said… just listen… just watch….. yet when you do, make damn sure you are watching the right entities. I bank no coin voicing my opinion…. nor would I EVER accept it. You see, honesty runs thru one’s veins. Fly and his pig people….. have one thing in common…. and that is honesty….

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  22. Paddy O'Brien

    Did the market have the luck of the irish today??

    lets go find a pot o’ gold

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

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  23. DMG

    JG – does Fly’s song selection ring any bells?

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  24. HuggieBear

    HuggieBear went hands off today but managed to make .25% in low-risk futures autotrading. God bless mean reversion.

    I am considering picking up a natural gas position for a swing trade. One of the ugliest charts i’ve ever seen, but it has reached near apocalyptic proportions for the NG industry — it simply can’t continue in this direction without some respite. I’m plannin’ to git me some of that respite.

    HB 9000

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  25. HuggieBear

    HEY

    What if this is 1995 all over again? Low volume BULL stampede up up and further up without any respite?

    holy shite

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    • Goldie

      No is 1975.. Check the charts…

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    • Danified

      holy shit………… no dumb ass. It is: Holy Shit….. I fucking graduated in 1994…… ur wrong…..

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  26. MOOBS

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704743404575128031143424928.html

    Methinks dude knows the score. Tight lip.

    He probably ripped off many dangerous people who are just itching to snuff him. Keeping quiet, laying low, full of fear, trying not to draw attention or make anyone more pissed off.

    Wouldn’t be surprised if they whack the whole lot of ’em eventually – wife, kids, firm partners, etc.

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    • JakeGint

      You don’t think he has “people,” with that kind of money?

      You think maybe he’s a lamb?

      ____________

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      • MOOBS

        Maybe he does. My assumption is that he was a crook and took anyone that he could. Even other crooks.

        Perhaps he was funneling some to certain interests? He takes a piece, they take two pieces?

        I bet you are right.

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  27. Vegas Martin

    Space Alien Magician/Senor Tropicana,

    What ever happened to this pattern that we saw back in August/September/October. RIP AND DIP BABY!

    http://www.shootthebears.com/images/rip-and-dip.jpg

    Bottom Line: We’re due for a dip!

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  28. Rand

    Danified, thanks I think. Interview went great, I have worked at that location before and I know a few people there. Was laid off there 2 years ago. They want to get to a second interview, and thats great. Wish I had enough money to play in the stock game, but thats another day for now.

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  29. Rand

    Danified, thanks I think. Interview went great, I have worked at that location before and I know a few people there. Was laid off there 2 years ago. They want to get to a second interview, and thats great. Wish I had enough money to play in the stock game, but thats another day for now.

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    • Danified

      K…. I trust you…. I have 3 stalkers on record and one peeping Tom… Sorry for being rude. I stay up all night usually. I take naps during the day. I wish I had green beer. Somehow I ended up with a dry keg and dry fridge. I do apologize tho.

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    • Danified

      Rand…. I am sorry. Interviews are not very stimulating. Yet, you are grade A++ at what you do and your time will come around again… sigh!

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  30. dave

    The Fly = David Lynch of blogging

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  31. Goldie

    Spxu ftw

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  32. Rand

    Danified, thank you. Sorry to hear about stalkers and tom. Here in texas they would get more prosecution than the law would allow.

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  33. Cash Is King

    This market lools like it is ready to get slammed. Just like Dr. Fly has been preaching.

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  34. checklist_now_35
    checklist_now_35

    Does anybody else get teh impression that Mark Haines is banging Erin Burnett? And that she likes it?

    Does anybody else feel like jumping, screaming and flailing, out of a window to avoid having to live through their hangover?

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  35. Zoodie

    … eerie silence.

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  36. Golden Slacks

    Who forgot to turn on the SPY robots this morning!!!!!!……Somebody’s bonus just got cut to $ 5 million!

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  37. The_Real_Hmmm

    Moody’s downgraded a bunch of CMBS this morning. DDR mentioned on a few of them (they’re issuing debt now too). LTVs pushing 114%, due to lower rental incomes in NYC (etc).

    Is the Fly meeting his new friends “the stall shadows” now after last night?

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  38. sniper6

    I am just about fucking fed up with being slapped on the CHK over and over again, what is this bullshit??!!!

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  39. TMoe

    KINGSTON, NY, 17 March 2010 —Yesterday, on Fox Business’s “Happy Hour”, Gerald Celente explained – in six simple words – the powers responsible for the destruction of America’s capitalist system.

    Who is behind transforming the world’s greatest entrepreneurial empire into a doomed merger of Big Government with Big Business? Celente identified who and what is responsible for:
    Bailouts that bail out only the biggest, greediest, most incompetent, and most unscrupulous
    Stimulus packages that mainly stimulate government workers and special interests
    Tax relief for mega-billionaires
    Draining an already depleted treasury to wage endless, exorbitantly expensive wars in foreign countries
    Health reform that will cost trillions and, as with virtually every other government initiated enterprise, is doomed to fail
    The list goes on. Given the all-encompassing scope of the destruction, some conspiracy theorists contend it is a sinister plot to deliberately bring the American system down.

    “We are not conspiracy theorists” said Celente. “The dissolution of America is being accomplished in broad daylight, with full disclosure, for all to see. But, the fact is that the powers, principles and practices in place could not be doing a better job to destroy the nation if it were deliberate.”

    What are those forces hastening the fall?

    In less than six minutes, Trends Research Institute Director and publisher of the Trends Journal®, Gerald Celente, boiled the 60 complex years that have pushed America to an economic precipice and military quagmire into six simple words. Here they are (Click here.)

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  40. sniper6

    Holy shit, Robert Morris taking it to Villanova.

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  41. Jesse Jerk

    Why would Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock? Oh that’s right.. he’s a freaking scumbag.

    Come on Sandra.. Bad Boys should be used like Porn Stars. Never married. I don’t blame you but I told you so! Here’s to finding somebody decent and let that asshole go back to doing what he does best.

    Nothing.

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  42. Golden Slacks

    Robots are selling off their profitable SPY trade and rolling into DIAs to keep up the charade…clever,very clever

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