iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You’re All Incompetent

A lot of you blogging fuckers make believe you know how to manage real money, when in fact you are trading the sea shells from my beach house. Do yourselves a favor and quit blogging, RIGHT NOW, else feel the tip of my sharpened sword.

NOTE: This missive is pointed directly at the clowns who claim to be “great investors” but offer little game plan for the mid-intermediate term investor. Anyone with real money knows and understands that day trading is for birds, small birds with big beaks. In other words, you are inexorably irrelevant.

In summary, iBankCoin urinates on you from 500 story high balconies.

UPDATE: Indeud.
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24 comments

  1. The Chart Addict

    Day trading is fun as hell. One of many strategies.

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  2. Scarface

    I trade to bank coin. Whatever the fuck it takes

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  3. mrkcbill

    “You are drunk Mr. Churchill……Yes Ma’m I am…. and you are very ugly….but in the morning I will be sober.

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    • Braveflaps

      “Lord Churchill! My mother taught me to wash my hands after using the washroom.”

      “And mine taught me not to piss on my hands.”

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  4. mustard seeds

    On the subject of great retorts…Lord Sandwich: Really, Mr. Wilkes, I don’t know whether you’ll die on the gallows or of the pox.
    John Wilkes: That depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

    RC good game for Saints, however in the Mayflower Van Lines Bowl the Baltimore no Indianapolis Colts ran over our beloved Cleveland, no Baltimore Ravens with great aplomb

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  5. mrkcbill

    Kurt Warner……tweet tweet tweet…..zzzzzzzzzzz……..shnnorkelslobbeershish

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  6. Randall

    I don’t get it, the app is rated about 2.5 stars? You call that good?? I guess you have pretty low standards around here…but that is consistent with the blogs content.

    FYI: I typically post on bestiality websites, for I am a goat fucker.

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  7. The Fly

    Who cares how many fucking stars it gets by dipshits like you? The vast majority of people don’t leave stars. They just bank coin.

    Now fuck off; you’re banned

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    • J

      Very true, Randall. By the way, I am the fake J and I am also gay.

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      • Dr Fly

        Oh really?

        Tell me, fuckface, name the 10 stocks i am down on? I am up 13% for the year and all of my recent picks, GMCR, SHLD, SQM, CMI etc, are deep in the black.

        I can take criticism, but not blatant lies. As a result, I am sad to announce, YOU ARE FUCKING BANNED.

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      • j

        That wasn’t me, the real j, by the the way.

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  8. Dubz

    Just saying, 99.952% of the internet users are queer voyeurs too scared to leave an opinion. Those that do are usually people with boring lives who are fucking bitter for a multitude of reasons.

    That is all.

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    • MrsButtons

      negatory people post more- called venting..kinda like verbally farting in someone’s face, er I mean screen…happy people rarely post since there is no incentive in a sea of black bile…metaphorically speaking of course…(read Hamlet)

      Is China the wild west of lending?

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  9. Jimmie

    Randall shorted BIDU at 386 and kept adding.

    The margin clerks are hunting that fcker down LOL.

    FLY is on fire and that is a good thing.

    Fck the broke haters!

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  10. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  11. mustard seeds

    Fly,

    Your efforts are outstanding. Would you rather be a spearhead for the smart or a prophet of the moronic masses. Be selective and purposeful.

    Luv Ya

    You are doing just fine…..go easy on yourself…the year is young

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  12. Alvari40

    How gay. I downloaded other lesser financial apps to my 3G IPhone, but was denied the honour (sic) of downloading the IBank app due to having an “old” version of the OS on my phone. Even in the application download world of the IPhone I feel like a lesser person than the Fly – that’s fucked up. Makes me wonder how many downloads you would really have if not for the OS issue.

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  13. Speculation

    Hey guys, serious issue. Is there anyway I can convince you to go to the Red Cross website or the Clinton/Bush Foundation and donate some cash for Haiti?

    If nothing else, text 90999 with “HAITI” and $10 will be sent. Just asking for $10. Please just do it.

    http://www.state.gov/
    http://www.clintonbushhaitifund.org/
    http://american.redcross.org/site/PageServer?pagename=ntld_main&s_src=RSG000000000&s_subsrc=RCO_BigRedButton

    If you have made a donation, please respond to this serious post. Thanks.

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