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Classic Krull

Krull at his best. Become Amish; fuck the mules.

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39 comments

  1. Sam

    Time to put a stop to this “fig” business.

    That’s all. Carry on…

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  2. punyandy

    FIOS blows. This was linked on a Bill Simmons article a few years back…

    http://tinyurl.com/yf3h59s

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  3. Bubbles

    Lets go plow some fuckin shit.

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  4. BernieCornfeld

    I wonder what percentage of k-cup sales Krull is personably responsible for?? :S

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  5. MOOBS

    MAIDEN!

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    • TA

      I so fucking miss Maiden

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      • MOOBS

        Priest. Yep. Awesomeness in leather. Screaming for Vengeance, British Steel. All good.

        I have always been a KISS fan. Since I was 7. Warped my psyche. I have a life-sized KISS stand up in my office. Scares the lady from HR. She prays for me (I’m not kidding).

        I’ve been embracing my inner metal head lately.

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  6. TA

    Of all the things the Fly has done, banning P. King was by far his greatest accomplishment

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  7. JakeGint

    If ya haves ta axe, at least axe What dah FRIG??

    ___________

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    • Greybeard

      Fly

      You are a miser and a misanthrope, endlessly peddling inane linguistic contrivances to no-wit shysters (who, in turn, pucker their lips evermore in delight of your verbal ‘virtuosity’). Boondogglery-wise, this blog is without peer, and if you were present, I’d immediately douse you with my half-full glass of scotch and ablaze your smirking face with lit ash from my pipe. Then, I’d navigate over to Jake’s blog. The true gentlemen there are of a distinct quality that the commenters here aint.

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      • Mr. President

        Valiant attempt, sir, but “ablaze” is not a verb.

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        • Greybeard

          Nouns turn overnight into verbs. We target goals and access facts. We hoist sails, book reservations, and (with probable exception for you, miscreant cocknugget) BANK COIN.

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      • JakeGint

        Appreciate the kind words, but they are not treu as written, and you left out a “set” in there somewhere.

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  8. The Fly

    I’d never let someone as lowly as you step near me. I’d shoot you with a howitzer, take your scotch and bury you with your cigar ashes

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  9. omfgitsjd

    Krull needs to snip his internet access altogether and get back to his roots before he explodes.

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  10. sandfleas

    He has nice teeth.
    I don’t know WHO heis talking about though.

    Also, I don’t know why I notice these things,
    but what are those items on his countertop?
    Krull toys?

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    • omfgitsjd

      Chances are the toys belong to someone who still views the world as a beautiful paradise of adventure, love, and happiness.

      It will be in the mid seventies and sunny today south of Miami. I plan on taking the fam to the oceanfront to burn some jumbo hotdogs on a portable gas grill while I enjoy an ice cold brew. Let it be known, that as the rest of you freeze your kiwi’s, I will be basking in the sun viewing the world through the eyes of a child, full of wonderment and adventure.

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      • sandfleas

        Go ahead rub it in, but when it’s unbearably hot
        and you are a prisoner of your air conditioner in July,
        I will be frolicking in 70-degree waters along the rocky coast of Massachusetts,
        drinking shotsof tequila and seizing the day.
        Carpe Diem.

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    • dave121670

      One of those things on the counter is a Jerry Garcia doll. I miss Jerry…

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  11. Caffeinated

    Apple morality police in action? All traces of iBankCoin removed from iTunes, as far as I can tell.

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  12. Speculation

    Hey guys. Did you donate to the Red Cross? Disasters, like Haiti, happen all the time and the Red Cross is always there. Please do me a favor and go to their website…donate. After you have donated, then send emails and textes to others encouraging them to donate. Talk with your buddies and co-workers. Throw in 10 dollars if thats all you have. Come on. Do it now.

    http://arc3.convio.net/site/PageServer?pagename=ntld_main&s_src=RSG000000000&s_subsrc=RCO_BigRedButton

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    • JakeGint

      Shaddap about the Red Cross. They are one of the worst bureaucracies in the world, and they restrict the supply of blood donations by refusing to pay for it, even though they tonne (sic) it selling it to hospitals.

      Eff them, send your money to Haiti via your favourite religious organization, as the “vig” will be much smaller and that much more will get to the people.

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      • CommonGardenSlug

        Yeah, but then you’re supporting the evangelicals, and who wants that? Them’s be crazy, yo!

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        • JakeGint

          Why would it have to be an evangelical group? Are they the only ones supporting relief in Haiti?

          I’m Catlick, and that’s what most Haitians are, fwiw.

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  13. Mr. President

    Good work, Michael. I agree. This site helps us all bank coin; the iBC community should be able to send a substantial amount to ARC for the Haiti cause. Stop being a cheap-ass & give some money. Don’t be stingy.

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    • Mr. President

      Or Compassion International, to further Jake’s rant.

      At times, though, you have to stop investigating and just give what you can. If we succumb to our suspicions regarding any non-profit, we would never give to any cause. I am guilty of this myself, as I am paranoid by nature. Just give some money – they need it.

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      • JakeGint

        I don’t have a problem with most, but the ARC is like giving to General Electric… or worse, the State Dept.

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  14. Goldmund

    Um… Is Krull even making a cent(in the market)?
    Good entertainment, I like the imagery but, shit – what a clown.

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  15. Krull

    Hey Fly. Thanks for unleashing my fury onto your followers. Think I am staying with the Metal for a while

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