Oh, no Tiger… not that too!??
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If you think perhaps you are having a bad time of it this Christmas, keep some of that holiday cheer sparking by embracing the relativity of your situation. Almost nobody is having a more miserable Yule season than the world’s greatest golfer.
Now memorialized in verse, with apologies to Clement Moore:
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’ . . . chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika . . . the world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ . . . a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!
(poem parody attributed to Mr. William Oster)
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(to “Up on the Roof Top“)
Ho ho ho, who would know?
Ho ho ho, all those hoes!
Get in the Caddy, quick quick quick!
Down through the windshield comes Eee-lin’s brick!
(this quickee is by me)
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Nice…..
How disfigured must Tiger’s face be?………… dude has to be major fucked up. Not even his Stanford education could save him that night. That whole wreck had to be staged, no?
Professional athletes, always wanting more. – Homer Simpson
Outstanding…just outstanding
Well done sir.
I wish I could take credit, but someone sent me that today.
Only the final thing was me.
I just love that pic w. Prince there… gotta dig the “Blue Steel” face pose by the musical genius/homunculous.
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I am not asking for any biscuit here, but this is worth noting as to exactly why you should all buy me expensive presents, and not just on special occasions:
All the producing gold/metal concentrates mining companies of my superlative choice (natch) are up since December 3, on higher volumes too.
Seasoned Greetings
Golf clap, that was splendid.
Prince: The 19th Hoe?
Are they that high already?
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Say what you will of Prince, but that guy is talented. He can play every musical instrument. Liked the work on UUP, I’ll be waiting to pounce. What other sectors do you think will emerge as opportunities?
Oh yeah, no doubt. Plays both the “boy” & the “girl” instruments, yeah?
Does he really play the skin flute?
There are rumors.
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the guy is straight . Big health nut…….My freind at Arista says he is not well endowed……..
Great pic Jake
I like the ags and natty too. The former because of the inflation play. MON becomes a real must have here, I think. The latter due to the catch-up factor.
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UUP is over that 23.05 barrier I spoke about yesterday, and DXY is back over the 23.6% fib at $77.88.
It’s Grinch time, my Who’s.
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Added another 4k of DUG here at $13.10… now 20k total. 25k TZA and the 300 SPY puts.
(not including the sold short calls in UPS and PM miners I’ve already announced).
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In on Dug with you waiting for spy to break 1085 for the rest. By the way check out the monthly MACD on the SPY? bullish ? think one more spike to monthly 50 day 21- jan 7 typically bullish…
Do you think Loyd and Timmy and Ben are going to ruin Jesus day?
USD getting stronger and stronger, yet POG holding like a champ. Hmm, can anyone think of a group that is holding trillions of USD that they would like to divest while the divesting is good?
Could$1100 be the new $1040?
Stocks are doing really well despite the USD strength
Oil and NG is doing amazing considering
Even my basic materials plays are doing fine
Only Ag stunk up the place so it had to go
I traded it for some infrastructure(long term holds) and a little NG
Ummm, anyone see what happened to XRA at the end there?
+21.4% on the day (and over 30% on the week)
I guess i should have had more than a starter position.
yeah, the bulk of that gain as well as the reversal in many small caps came within the last 15-30 mins…
Should make for an interesting Monday.
I imagine Fly as a modern day Pearly Shorttail of sorts. At least so far in this book.
Very good!
Pearly Soames, of course, the head of the Short Tails Gang.
Fly has a much bigger heart than Pearly. His “Pearly” is just an act.
He’s actually more of a Peter Lake.
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I actually envy you… the tale gets Dickensian from that point on….
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Which book we be talken here?
Google says it’s ‘Winter’s Tale’ by Mark Helprin
Yes, I did a post featuring it a week or so back…
Off to watch the hoop game…
Go Saints too!
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