You are all well aware of iBC’s old age rule (no man over 47 1/2 is permitted to view the site, especially during the day time). Now, the same people who brought you old age discrimination, I present: The Young Idiot Rule.
Basically, I am sick and tired of the adolescence, especially the broke-ass college kid routine. It’s a little old.
So, from here on in, any young punk kid under the age of 25, found gawking at this site, will be tossed down the iBC “stairs of death,” off the fucking site. Your viewership is not wanted here. YOUR PRESENCE IS NOT REQUIRED. We do not need your kind, or ilk, crowding the luxury box seats of iBankCoin. Good day to you.
In closing, to be clear, this website is for people between the ages of 25 years and 1 day through 47 1/2.
Thank you for your time and understanding of this important matter.
UPDATE: 
lmao…
This should be filed under “important matters”, no?
ROFL!
Go Saints! Who Dat?
Saints.
They stink. They are the Raiders of the South!
You will pay for this affront.
Devery Henderson (and Patriots secondary), I hate you.
missed tackles or what ?
No wonder Bill went for it against Indy.
Just be thankful you’re not a Giants fan.
I had no vested interest in the game other than my fantasy football matchup against RC. Which he won thanks to Henderson and the completely blown coverage on his TD.
I’m a Seahawks fan otherwise. No need to tell me about pain.
Vikings baby!
Saints and Vikings all day. Right, RC?
What a game bro!!!
Saints’s fans up here in the land of Acadia respond “Geaux saints geaux”
Another classic Fly.
Go Go GMCR!!
Doesn’t this kick out Chart Addict and Danny then?
OGs
In other words, they are “grand sonned” in.
Was thinking the exact same thing. This proclamation bans his own bloggers. LOL
They are not kicked out. They just can not view the site during the daytime.
CA is 25, and Danny’s close enough for gummint work.
He was kicked out of the house at 14, so he’s aged prematurely.
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Ca just turned 25. I am pretty sure danny does not visit the site anymore.
I visit multiple times a day.
It doesn’t matter though, the rule doesn’t apply to me.
Specifically
“Basically, I am sick and tired of the adolescence, especially the broke-ass college kid routine. It’s a little old.”
Of those descriptions, I am none (for better or for worse, college was fun).
Indeud
A final word, for November.
http://ibankcoin.com/king_of_the_pg/2009/11/30/2284/
respect-the-fly-child
Fly, this is devastating.
Eff.
can i appeal?
Gimme 31 days and I’ll be back.
How are you planning on enforcing these rules?
by throwing people down the stairs can’t you read.
I meant how would you know how old someone is numbnuts.
by throwing them down the stairs, can’t you read.
young people bounce different
lol
I have access to all of your webcams. I warned you of this technology before.
iBC is watching you, always (not creepy at all).
Your gravatar is starting to creep me out now for some reason.
Fly’s gravatar was all up in my mouf this afternoon.
No joke.
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That’s because his gravatar is a woman.
No, the woman dentite was okay,
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My reply was a response to “No one”‘s comment.
Yet it was funnier as a reply to Jake’s!
Old people don’t have webcams cuz they don’t know how to use them … besides, who wants to be captured on camera in your jammies with no teeth at noon?
I know this cuz my mom has a puter …. ah huh, yeah …. that’s the ticket.
Cut them open and count the rings.
I’m about to throw all of you down the Burj Dubai.
Fly:
can I be honorary 47 1/2?
yes
My lucky day. I’m dead center of the range–36 years, 3 months. Does that mean I win a free PPT subscription? Just kidding, I’m happy to pay for it.
Not happy about this New Orleans win tonight.
Suck it up buttercups.. We been waiting decades for a season like this one for New Orleans!! New England had their run…
we ain’t done, back doorman … watch and learn
Not for the queasy… an explanation of my day in Dente’s (sic) Inferno today.
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Are these age limits in inflationary or deflationary years?
You sub 25 year punks, cocksuckers, not able to buy K-Cups due to the high price need to fuck off and die somewhere slow.
Goodnight.
and the battle goes on ….
http://www.thestreet.com/story/10635141/1/peets-raises-offer-to-buy-diedrich-coffee.html?puc=_tscrss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tsc%2Ffeeds%2Frss%2Flatest-stories+(TheStreet.com)
Seriously, I have never laughed as hard
as when I saw this blog and accompanying
pictures this morning.
Fly, how does this rule apply
to those of us entering our “second childhood”?
Phuc[sic] yeah! I’m in the sweet spot for age
LOL @ Update
hey..what are YOU laughing at..you qualify for the neophyte seventh circle too…yikes!
Who Dat! Who Dat! Who Dat say gonna beat dem Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell my Saints are 11-0.
This update is great. Althought “LOL” is arguably the most played out acronym on the web, I actually LOL’d.
Treu (sic) story.
Hey Fly,
I’m glad I’m in my mid 30’s. Being banned from this site would put me in a depression, and I know people would miss trying to kick me around.
I still like you Moe.
Don’t worry, Moe. When I kick you I’ll do my best to not miss.
fid
I guess Fly is the Soup Nazi of the blogosphere.
No blog for you!!!!
P.S. What’s a web cam?
Fly you have been amortilized on TK blog . You are an allien leader in a 8 min you tube movie.
check it out bugman….you know the link
Did Mr. Knight dump any of his ultra-short ETF’s yesterday for big profits? I ask because DUG, SDS, and SKF are all underwater from where he claims to have entered. He had over 40K shares of SKF at one point… 1 million smackers (again, he claims) then said he loaded up big on DUG and SDS on Friday.
I only checked his site yesterday to see how he made out in the great panic of 2009 (Friday). As expected he did awesome… biggest trading profit day EVAH when the market was down less than 2%. It’s not everyday you get to see a guy set himself on fire; but it’s at least an every two-week occurence over there.
No need to apologize for checking that site out, I like to think of myself as Jane Goodall studying the apes when I am over there.
Fly -CENX
Looks like one you would take a look at.
they could sue you for age discrimination! guess Fly never worked in HR…hmmmm
I hear wilbur ross, tboone, and buffet were gonna write fly a bunch of checks with their old wrinkly arthritic gnarled liver spotted hands..guess not now..ra!
QVC was pumping the hell out of GMCR over the weekend…hope fat ass america was listening
I am 52 and I dont give a #%#$%# shit about your age rule. I will read on and continue making money. So here’s my answer ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAiLw887rss
LOL — I cannot believe Fly has not featured that clip yet.
“Take a step back and…. ”
ROFLMAO!
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Fly, just admit you’re already becoming old and senile…
🙂
foretunately for me, I just turned 25 last month!
*****Fortunately**** there’s not a spelling or typo rule, because if there was, I’d be off the site for sure.