iBankCoin is better than you, on a multitude of fronts. Do not hate what you do not know, little man. I’ve been gaming this market for a fucking decade now, while you upright walking pigs hoofed through pages of erroneous charting data, fucking up trade after trade. There are many things about this market worth hating. For example: everything is a scam and nothing makes sense. But, in an odd way, that is the fucking beauty of it all. No one gives a shit!
Hence, get drunk; buy stocks.
You can buy stocks in your socks or with a clock. You can buy them sitting in a chair. For the love of womens’ underwear, you can buy them sitting anywhere.
I bought some sitting on a drum. I bought a lot singing “fuck you, you’re dead,” to an old homeless bum. I bought a little when I was mad. I bought a fucking truckload, even when I was sad.
I bought some with a mouse, in a house, arguing with my spouse. I bought a bundle while on the phone, alone or even punching the shit out of cumbersome styrofoam.
I bought many while throwing rocks at cops with glocks, eating ham-hocks. All the while, you were doom and gloom, and most definitely gay, while “The Fly” was awfully quiet in his office whispering “fuck you, leave, please don’t stay.”
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Looks like a Dr Seuss theme tonight
Yup cat in a hat green egg’s and ham…
Other quotes.
“on your way out; GO FUCK YOURSELF”
Dude I havent laughed that hard in weeks..
Fuckin’ Dr Seuss is fuckin’ DYING at that pathetic meter.
That is beautiful, I’m reading that to the kids tonight before bed.
Well, I’m going to read it tonight at church, while standing up, and with a lurch.
And I’m going to sing it in the key of G, whilst everybody glares up at me.
I’ll shout it into that ministers’s face, as he yells out his sinister grace. In my shroud, right out loud, by God I’m going to read it to that pious crowd.
I’ll recite his eloquent prose, in my halter, on a pew while riding a yew, and I WILL NOT FALTER, cuz the Fly is the shit and that they can not alter.
LOL, love your post, Fly.
Sylvester Monkey McBean couldn’t have said it better.
Ah the classic’s…
Yes, please do tell us what the classics possess.
How about “Dick”ens?
Cheers!
genius.
Poetry, pure poetry at its best. I think I shall nominated you for the Griffin Poetry Prize
“They’ll feast on Who Pudding and Rare Roast Beast. Roast Beast is a feast I can’t stand in the least.”
OSK continues its all-terrain warpath.
Get drunk? That sounds good.
Buy stocks? As long as that includes SHORTING them!
I hear the White House party crashers are well north of 1/2 million on their paid interview bids. Ah, capitalism at it’s finest.
Stop.
The reason to buy stocks is to get rid of money while it still buys something.
Bravo Mr. Fly!!!!! I am with you on the BUY BUY BUY theme!!! In fact I left my humble abode (1976 slant six Dodge Dart) after suffering from a bout of Affluenza which forced me out of my car and into standing in line at Wal-Mart in the wee hours on friday (geez, I just wanted to use the restroom!) So there I was finally inside snapp’n up GE micro waves ,Norelco razors and Westinghouse blenders at huge discount…..buy low sell high right!!! (helping save America!!!) My plan is when hyper inflation hits I will be back in Wal Mart parking lot re-selling these items again at great profit. Even us little guys can play the vulture game!!!
Meanwhile back home at curbside I got a large old KFC bucket on the sidewalk and ring a bell every so often hoping to catch some of that Liquidity that is swirling around. Hope something starts soon as I am starting to get very depressed in a deflated sort of way, start’n to feel really insolvent. Thinkin of new job search, thought about flying to Dubai since all those indian construction workers are leaving, I might be able to grab something there as this whole Dubai thing has been silly and and the affluenza epidemic marches on!!!!
Approximately 500 applicants for ONE part-time, minimum wage waiter/waitress position here in Central Oregon.
Boy, that economy is just hummin’ along, I’ll tell yah!
You’re beginning to sound like Bob Cratchit, for crying out loud.
Well, he could tow a small generator behind his Dodge Dart to power his newly purchased electronic goods from Wal-Mart….sucks to be homeless.
LMAO!
Me teux! LOL
ROFL!!!!!
Could you come read to my kindergarten class?
Nice prose, I suppose.
But if I were you,
I would have bought CBOU.
(Only kidding)
I bought stocks when all the world cried, while fat fuck chartists almost died on food deep-fried. I sit here now reading how the liars lied, and find myself swimming against the tide to declare, “Hey fuckfaces, they really ARE the ‘First in Business, Worldwide.'”
why are they being sold ?
Of course Mr. Sandflea I will come to your kindergarten class, what is your teachers name , I will contact her.!
Her name is Miss Frizzle
and she’s a lot like you,
only she teaches out of a school bus.
A magic school bus?
Indeud.
A substantial and disturbing disparity exists between the general intelligence of commenters here compared to Jake’s blog.
What are you saying, Hammy? What do you mean? Are you talking about me? I haven’t been on Jake’s blog in weeks.
And I never post here, on this one, until today.
Oh no.
(Fly, can we get some emoticons?)
Chanci, you’re a pleasant person and I think we’d be friends in “real” life.
🙂
(that smiley emoticon is ghastly (see Fly, what I mean?))
so gay
What do you expect when
we get dummied down material?
That’s it, you’re fired.
All right, I’ll behave.
You are darn funny though.
DRYS just announced a termination of the Panamax vessel sale.. Stock is up AH
Oh I will recite this ditty high on the plain as we watch the multitudes of buggered bears below us skullfuck each other into oblivion.
Shit.
OVTI getting homo hammered after hours.
Time to double down soon.
Best post of 2009 so far.
shut up! it’s the bad poetry hour! now back to stock talk….so who’s looking at the banks here? Nice upgrades from GS…any worthy of a buy?
none> wait for secondary offering as they have to raise $$$$…according to bove
Bove’s a pansy ass chimp fucker
lol
All I want to know is if C is worth a hold. Because you know, I’ve been like holdin’. Seriously. Not down too much, but it’s not a stock I sleep easily with.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/34172947
Yeah, that’s worrisome. I probably should have gotten rid of it last Friday. Maybe I’ll get rid of half of it tomorrow.
If C is one of only four banks out of the largest thirty that wouldn’t need to raise capital why would you sell?
Don’t forget to bring out the cussing at 10,500.
Close enuf…anybody who is up as much as The Fly has a right to change the rules
according to the carpenters pencil line on my chart we hit 10501.00 …so no problem here….so i respectfully request that you adjust your chart so you are in tune with the rest of the indigos —crystal people –and the folks from the 9th dimension
Actually I was being facetious because he really cut loose above.
And Go Gators right Kidstock?
Any word on “The Gretzky House”?
S&P up 0.4%. I think I’ll claim it as my biggest trading profit day ever. Go me!!!