Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Have a Clean Thanksgiving

Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm

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It simply was not meant to be. I am sure the Turkey Gods, as they depart tomorrow, will sprinkle a little magic dust on the s&p futures, effectively freeing me from this tortuous house of virgins that I find myself in, where cursing is punishable by vast amounts of Flotek Industries, Inc. (FTK: 1.43 +4.38%) in my retirement accounts. I must escape.

At any rate, be thankful for what you have and forgot what you covet, at least for one damn day.

Here is some traditional Thanksgiving music for you iBC’ers out there. Eat well.

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28 Responses to “Have a Clean Thanksgiving”
  1. Aristotle says:

    WIG (Woodshedder is Gawd)

  2. jg says:

    musique selection too effing good.

  3. tom gold thumb says:

    RIGHT ON MR. Fly!!!! This tune will become the “White Christmas” for Thanksgiving!!! (Black people sure know how to have fun!!) Unfortunately I can’t play this for my family on Thanksgiving as since I got all my stuff in my car where I am residing now I can’t get any visitors in!!!
    As soon as I can get the money to fix my car I am going to join the “Fight the Power” revolution.
    Over my Turkey Spam dinner (I am buying Hormel shares on Friday this stuff is great!!!) I will be thinkin of all the wonderful things that have happen this year and in the the years to come.
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!

  4. mustard seeds says:

    Have a great Turkey Day all, of course our Canadian brothers and sisters have already had theirs.
    Kaiser the Dog and I, with the family shall enjoy our time off and togetherness, awwww.

    Really, enjoy the day. So many other days will not even offer the opportunity.

  5. Diamond Jim Brady says:

    Happy Thanksgiving IBC. Off to eat and drink myself stoopid.

  6. Yogi & Boo Boo says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Fly, Jake, Wood, Danny, RC, Henry, CA, Gio, and everyone.

  7. dave says:

    Don’t forget to donate your leftovers to the foodless.

  8. Carson says:

    Fly been watching SD for a few weeks, it looks like it ready to make a leg up.
    When you mentioned it today, I thought today would
    be a good time to start a postion in it.

  9. arch says:

    have a happy thanksgiving

  10. Happy Turkey Day Everyone.
    Best wishes from the True North.

  11. Name says:

    Maybe a move down to around 1070 SPX has begun finally now.

  12. Po Pimp says:

    Chuck D + Flavor Flav + Terminator X = Complete Awesomeness
    Today’s rap game ain’t got shit on these guys.

    BTW, anybody know why the ES is down almost 2%? Is it just holiday-foolery or did GS declare insolvency?

    • Po Pimp says:

      Looks like Dubai is going broke which is dragging everything down. European markets shitting the bed after a couple of Dubai’s biggest developers said they are going to delay repaying debt. That’s probably not a good sign.

      Still, I am amazed that Dubai is still standing. Talk about a place that was leveraged to the hilt and completely based on fake money.

  13. ZenProfit says:

    A Solemn Thanksgiving Day Observation:

    At the end of every Macy’s parade the final float is always Santa Claus. He is there as a reminder to every good girl and boy that the economy of this great country is 70% consumer-driven. So after you have stuffed your belly’s with enough food to feed a family of 4 in Africa for 6 months, go out at midnight and buy crap you don’t really need with money you don’t really have. Amen.

    I am especially thankful this year for the last 10 months of the PPT and the curse-free Fly zone. True gentlemen need not resort to gutter language to transmit meaningful discourse.

    [Fun Fact: almost every float in the Macy's parade is bought and paid for by the "sponsor". The "parade" is just one 3-hour TV commercial.]

  14. Ai says:

    Uh oh the turkey gods are getting shot from Dubai camels….

  15. x says:

    Who knew that the Turkey Gods rode camels? Surely they will be packing lots of not-so-magical dust for those foolish enough to believe in absurdities. Like, for example, the future continued solvency of Flotek.

    Not to worry, Bernanke is working up a bailout package for both Dubai and Flotek as I write this. :-)

  16. needle dick the bug fucker says:

    Jamels with Phalanx powered gatling guns are smoking turkeys and workd markets!! US futures are down big…

  17. Po Pimp says:

    Going to be party time on the Slope tomorrow. Here are just a couple of comments from their leader:

    I’ve got 233 short positions and 0 long positions. I’m ready for the opening bell.

    I also doubled my SKF position, to a million dollars, on Wednesday

    Timmah’s going to have a good day on Friday.

  18. No One says:

    What’s the big deal about Dubai going broke?
    US is already broke and everything is just fine, just fine….
    They just need a little Bernanke stimulus, that’s all.

    • needle dick the bug fucker says:

      Ya I dont get it either.. 100 billion sheee’s we print that in one afternoon. Unless some one or some other country is hold that garbage?

      Hell Iceland is done. No one gave a crap about them..

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