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This Is Getting Ridiculous Already

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Go ahead, mention Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] and see if you make it out of this blog alive, chuckles.

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33 comments

  1. Sam

    FTK fellates primate gonads.

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  2. RC

    Incredible Accuracy!

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  3. brian

    lmao.

    I can’t wait for ftk release.

    impressive on the ppt, respect.

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  4. Tyler D.

    OK no FTK, but what the F happened to the refiners? Damn.

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    • The Fly

      Who knows? Maybe they stopped refining. I am not in any refiners.

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    • Mr. President

      IMO, if you do not trade with ADD, the refiners are a good buy right now. Refiners are essential, and expensive to build (read: no new competition). They’ll bounce back, eventually.

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  5. arch

    i see FAS was running its game today..might juggle a couple of those sparking powder kegs tomorrow

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  6. TA

    Tomorrow is official ‘bash the hell out of shitty FTK day’

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  7. The Fly

    Minus RC, all of you are considered “dead to me.”

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  8. DownTick

    This is going beyond ridiculous and into ri-cock-ulous territory. The turkey gods were spotted in the OEX pit this morning wearing treebark camo trading jackets with drool coming out of both sides of their cranberry encrusted beaks. Trade accordingly.

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  9. Woodshedder

    By the way, Fly, I do believe that your avatar is a Dr. of the Female persuasion.

    Nothing against the ladies…

    Just gettin’ in touch with your feminine side?

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  10. Dr Fly

    Brother wood

    It is a real pic of me, just before performing surgery.

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  11. Dr Fly

    Real hmmm

    That was hilarious.

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  12. Hammy

    I’ve really been watching FTK lately, but it’s just that over the last few months I haven’t been able to get a good pullback entry. maybe today is my lucky chance

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    • kelkun

      “I haven’t been able to get a good pullback entry. maybe today is my lucky chance”

      I somehow think you might get “lucky” today.

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  13. Cash-N-Guns

    Fly great prognostication on Dow levels…Dennis Kneale is now clucking like a gay peacock with chinese firecrackers lit in his ass..and Crack Pipe Cramer has gone all in aka Chris Moneymaker style….what do you forsee next in your time machine fully equipped with espresso maker?
    Thanks in advance.

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  14. j

    Flotek took a $23.5 loss comprising $2.5 loss from ongoing operations and the balance as an impairment loss. Interesting to see where this fucker opens up.

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  15. The Fly

    My guess, as always, down

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  16. bucket brigade

    Congrats Fly! Picking losers in a bull market isn’t easy.

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    • j

      you’re a charming little fucker,hey? He’s got the balls to put up his trades. When did you last do that?

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  17. arch

    sent a probe into FAS @ 78

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  18. Mr. President

    Lord have mercy on FTK.

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  19. the NOODLE space cowBOY
    the NOODLE space cowBOY

    FLY, sometimes you remind me of this guy

    http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/483/250481vp0.jpg

    🙂

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  20. Largebill

    If one really believes in FTK going forward then isn’t today a chance to lower your cost basis? If you think it will go back to 2.5 buying at 1.3 makes some sense.

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