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Eating Multiple Sandwiches, Into the Bell

I bought $500,000 worth of W.W. Grainger, Inc. [[GWW]] into the close, for the $100 roll. Do you know why?

BECAUSE I CAN.

Dr. Fly is all about diagnosing then doing surgery, save the costly anesthetic for the cowards at The County Hospital.

My cash position is insane and my winship is unparalleled. Over the next few days, I will lay the groundwork for my end of the year run, sending my gains into triple digits. In all seriousness, I didn’t like giving back all of that money a few weeks ago. So, now that I am whole again, I decided to take my chips and walk.

Nevertheless, I still have multiple tricks up my sleeves, like 12 gauge shot guns and left over party favors, laced with mustard gas.

Top pick: GWW

Here is some romantic music, for some of you players out there. Be sure to play it for the wife tonight. Without a doubt, you will get lucky.

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33 comments

  1. The V.King

    Check out PG…good to see you back.

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  2. Q4

    Banned From TV – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0y4w-2qeI8

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  3. TA

    At worst sentiment is still in consolidation, at best it’s bullish and we’ll be to new highs soon enough.

    No reason to sell here.

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  4. Dubz

    I love reading these bloggeries, NO ONE has mastered the “art”of blogging like “Le Fly”.

    Time to send your YTD gains into the hunny role.

    That is all,

    P.S Thanks to this site and the PPT and my “Go get a life during this recent pull back” my investments have paid for the majority of my trip in SE Asia, SICK.

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  5. Joe

    Doubled up yet again on TZA today. One more double, if it moves the right way, and I will be commited to a sizeable position. If I do double up again I will protect my positions with short term options. I am mostly bored of not having had a serious directional position for months now, and yes I know, I am fighting the trend…the fucking trend has to brake somewhere, might as well be now!
    I also think that powers that be will shake up gold really hard between now and christmas. I would like to see $850 so I can really load up on gold.
    cheerio

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  6. JakeGint

    Sorry… my wife insists on listening to the lyrics.

    She’s nuts that way.

    PS — wasn’t this the guy who micturated on the underage damsel?

    ________

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  7. upside

    Some good pickup lines in that song. This one I just used last night:

    Giiiirl, I want to knock you up.

    Just that fast, she proceeded to knock me up
    side da head!

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  8. TraderCaddy

    It’s no Issac Hayes or Percy Sledge but hey whatever works.

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  9. The Chart Addict addict
    The Chart Addict addict

    that song cant be for real? fly, did you adobe that song?
    “girl I want to get pregnant” “girl with the unbelievable booty?”
    who the fuck produces this jibberish.?

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    • TraderCaddy

      I think they named a special wing of the JailHouse for Kelly here in Florida.

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  10. retox

    From a CNBC story published just after the close:

    “Stocks struggled to hold gains on Tuesday as investors took a breather after Monday’s strong upward move. So is this is a skeptic’s rally or the continuation of a bull run?”

    What? Yesterday SPX closed at 1093.08 and today we consolidate nicely and close at 1093.01 – a 0.01% move – WOW, we’re dead.

    No wonder the masses don’t get it and CNBC has such a shit name.

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  11. TraderCaddy

    As they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
    And this picture has banana republic to be written all over it.

    http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/2009/11/picture_of_conf/

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    • JakeGint

      He’s saying “Plison Factoly fo’ yoooo, Gates!”

      Seriously, he is one big ugly Noriega-looking mofo, idn’t he?

      ____________

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    • retox

      he should have bowed instead

      and, um, while you’re there…

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  12. Dr Fly

    ALERT, ALERT

    I played this song for Mrs. Fly and she got seriously mad.

    ALERT, ALERT

    DO NOT play this song for the wife!!!!

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  13. SteveTheNeighbor

    Hey neighbor Fly. Could you turn down the music a bit. It’s interfering with our dinner plus Mrs. Steve is getting all excited. I have to wake up early in the morning for a job interview.
    Steve, Jr. says it’s some Kelly guy singing.

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  14. sailorboy

    Whew! So glad the 10yr bond auction is over. Can we get back to destroying the dollar?

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  15. arch

    bought some FAS sold some FAS took some profit and seems i bought more than i sold

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  16. JakeGint

    AHhhhooooogaaaaahhh!!

    Nekkid Silver Bears Spotted on the Piazza!

    Ahhhhoooooogaaaaahhh!

    All stations!

    _____________

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    • arch

      when the world starts using 1 currency i wonder if a pile of metal will be used to back it or if land will be used

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  17. dave

    There is no recovery – http://market-ticker.org/

    I noticed something driving to the local, soon to be closed, Movie Gallery tonight. The mile drive to the video store is about half car dealerships. Almost all the floodlights for the car dealerships that are still in business were off. They must really be piching pennies. Normally you could drive at night without even using headlights from all the artificial lighting.

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  18. Slim

    We’ll print SPX 1111 by Monday. Slap them with more pizza! And stop eating the sandwiches, they have carbs….

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  19. Slim

    And stop it with this prego music…. No more baby mamas…. No more, No more

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  20. mrsbuttons

    stick to sinatra fly – we hate rap

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  21. Sacre Bleu

    Sell AUY.. Now!! Buy ABX.. Yamana did terrible this quarter on their derivatives plays. That’s poor management. ABX did much better. I mean cmon Yamana how can you blow the biggest gold rush since the Cali one.

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