Nerdtrons of the World Unite!

Be sure to speak in indiscernible patois, all the while thinking of philosophy and the current state of the NYC art scene. When blogging, use words that no one else knows, in order to feel cavalier about oneself. You do know, it isn’t much fun unless someone is feeling dumb.

The internet is a playground filled with adult children, who compete with one another for the praise of ignoble/base human beings, of the lowest order. Nonetheless, every so often, all of the banter produces something of value. Believe it or not, I am grateful for having an opportunity to discuss world events or the current state of my neighbors lawn with obsequious people. It’s like drinking a fine Bordeaux, out of a juice cup with a straw.

I’ve been running iBankCoin for two years now and have made legitimate connections with people that I am glad to consider “friends.” Despite being afraid of meeting “people from the internet,” I have done so and intend on doing so again. “The Fly” is quite the social dragonfly in real life, despite his “interesting”/bellicose persona, here on the internets.

Some fun facts about “Dr. Fly”

• He doesn’t really eat sandwiches, at least not multiple sandwiches at the same time.
• He rarely drinks Monster Energy soda anymore. Instead, he drinks low-cal Red Bulls.
• He obsessively brushes his teeth about 10 times per day.
• And, finally, he doesn’t really slap people in the face with hot slices of pizza, then proceed to kick them down empty elevator shafts.

The whole point of iBankCoin is to do and say what is considered taboo, within the finance genre of the internet, while sticking sharp pencils in the eyes of enemies, as the wins pile up.

In a word: WHERESMYROOTBEER ?

UPDATE: Krull

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