Mashed potato smacks to the face. Cranberry packed punches to the scrotum. Turkey leg kicks to the sternum. These are some of the things—AND MORE—that define The Turkey Gods. You, Sir, are now falling victim to Turkey God attacks and you do not even know it.
As an aside, have you ever noticed that people who use exclamatory statements to get a point across are mentally ill?
Indeud!
Hopefully many of you will stop reading Le Fly, starting today. Let’s be honest with each other: most of you are undeserving of my advice and are better suited for the incoherent dialogue of the yahoo message boards, than fiddling around with the Gods site. A small number of you even sign up for The PPT and still trade like imbeciles. Seriously, it’s time for you to move on and GET THE HELL OFF MY WEBSITE!!!
This is a classy joint, endowed with all of the finest amenities known to man, with regards to websites of course. You can’t drive Ferraris here; but with a little hard work and a “piker free attitude” maybe one day you can buy a car that costs more than 30k.
Yesterday’s purchases are paying early dividends, with outsized gains in TEKELEC [[TKLC]] , Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] , ICICI Bank Limited (ADR) [[IBN]] , CGG Veritas (ADR) [[CGV]] and Mechel OAO (ADR) [[MTL]] .
Mark my words, we are heading for new 52 week highs and we will fulfill “The Prophecies of The Fly,” closing above 10,500 before the year 2009 ends.
Top picks: POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]]
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Good. 10.5 is good.
Fly, DX crashed and is below 76. I am guessing the fed statements leaked and they aint stopping the printing press. Any guesses to how bad it can get after the FOMC statement (Up or down)?
-Panda Bear
Fly, How do you feel about FTK into earnings?
what earnings?
The Turkey God theory makes “A Random Walk Down Wall Street” look like a farce.
Senor Tropicana is partying hard this morning. No red on my screen and the dollar’s strength is a distant memory. onwards and upwards! easy manipulated pickins.
Hilarious!
Don’t comment here often but you are The Master Blusterer and I mean that in a good way.
Thanks
Fly,
Nice call on EQIX below $90.. Do you want my first born child or want me to sacrifice a goat in your honor?
-Cliff
Goat will do. I have enough kids.
Do you want my first born child or want me to sacrifice a goat in your honor?
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The Fly says:
November 4, 2009 at 10:24 am
Goat will do. I have enough kids.
That’s one of the funniest exchanges in blog history.
Agreud. Awesome call on EQIX~! Fly, are we approaching 3.0 on the PPT, yet? I have a gut feeling we will reverse after the Fed’s annoucement. GS robots are upset that they lost the state NJ.
wouldn’t you like to know? PPT scores are for closers only.
Just pray for the Rain Gods to urinate upon the northeast so that you can pitch again in Game 7.
Fly is the “Debil.” I think you should make “GET THE HELL OFF MY WEBSITE!!!” a new front-page tagline. I wish you the best in achieving decreased readership / revenues!! I’m sure it will happen in no time, so long as the Cramer-esque hyperbole and “last 5 minutes of market action extrapolated as the new trend” type of proclaimations dominate ye postings.
You are not alone, “TM.”
Dystrophic lack of reading comprehension affects more and more Americans every day.
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could “tm” possibly be missing the letter “i”? just a theory…
Turkey Gods….visualized.
http://content.screencast.com/users/Cicarelli/folders/Default/media/99159043-f2e0-4c59-8403-c5c3babb88d6/turkeygods.jpg
Very nice!
Is that through year end on each rectangle?
Fly — you should post that somewhere.
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Indeud!
I don’t do charts, boy.
Nothing to be ashamed of, son.
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I agree, that’s good stuff
Huge round of applause for Le Fly!! I loaded up on your advice at yesterday close and Presto!! CSR options? BOOM! HEB? BOOM! SVA? BOOM!
All my thanksgiving thanks this year are owed to Le Fly.
The Fly is God.
we’re all wondering where you were, zom. Not at the top of the page? timing a little out?
Behold! The Irish banks are jumping from toadstool to toadstool, drunken Leprechuan style!
IRE
AIB
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I’ve been told by Jeff to stop reading the Fry and start reading that slope on a rope guy. He said if it would help him get better deals on fixers he doesn’t care if I read Cheech & Chong.
For a second I thought Senor Tropicana brought his Time Machine to KC
http://www.kmbc.com/video/21513408/index.html
If you really want to increase your favor in the market, you should participate in No-Shave November. Man up and let your facial hair grow, untrimmed, for the remainder of the month. Be the man God made you to be. Your strength and favor will grow with your beard, Samson-style.
Stop being feminine. It’s cramping your style and affecting your returns, in the market and elsewhere in your life.
You are already 4 days late getting started.
Pushing up against that 1061 pivot …. surprised Fly isn’t raising some cash here for more Turkey ammo.
Ok, Turkey Gods… Don’t get too cocky. Everyone knows what happened to your friends last year, near an orange dumpster.
http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2008/11/21/the-devil-is-in-the-tape/
Check, check, testing, one-two-three.
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What are ya, some kind of….
Interesting… getting caught in the spam filter, I guess…
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anybody concerned with FOMC?
Ummm, where are all the bears? Just wondering out loud.
bears got their stuffing kicked in! Gobble gobble!
Yes, gobble gobble you MFers indeud!
Gobble, gobble indeud.
Picked up a small position of Direct TV. DTV… its a gamble I know. Earning tomorrow and take over spec by ATT
bought DTV @ 27
no fucking ferraris? fuck off, thats not classy at all.