“The Fly” is adorned in his favourite [sic] Halloween costume, solid gold Teutonic Knight Armour [sic], with matching sword. I stand upright, looking at my stock monitor, exclaiming “Woe upon your person, for thou art LYING to me with such fallacious quotes. I do not believe such said prices and will strike upon thee, in the name of Senor Tropicana. BEHOLD.”
I know what you are thinking. “He has lost it God-smackly pow-wow, chimmi, chimmi bang bang.”
I will see your accusations and raise the stakes with an invitation to a jousting contest. Just looking upon my golden mask will strike the fear of 1,000 Persian cowards inside of you. I will defeat you and sack your city for all of its treasure.
The PPT is now registering a 2.25 Overall Hybrid Score, which is a very, very low reading, one only seen in extremely oversold markets. On this news, I endeavor [sic] to step in at these levels, into stocks with lying prices affixed to them.
Wish me luck!!
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We are the knights who say FIG!
now go and find me a ….. shrubbery!!!
I shall fairly jostle thy FIG no more.
You are brave, sir.
“wish me luck” rofl
Thy god hath forsaken thee and yon market shall deliver withering blows upon thouest quivering liver, for the FIG is no more and has mere modicums of cash left with which to ply the field with his wretched bendy lance.
Whether you may be rich or poor, truly you all have the same rights and duties and obligation (responsibility)
in all things whatever you do; therefore do not pursue base desires (vices/wantonness/addictions/urges), so that
you will always be capable, at any time and in all things, of acting according to equitableness (seemly/commensurate/modest/fair); and if you conceal (dissimulate) the truth in any things, if you falsify it or eschew it, then consider that it will force its way to the light of day in good time and will accuse you as liars and slanderers (calumniators) or as those withdrawing from (eschewing) the truth.
covered my V shorts as they kicked my teeth in, but more than made up for the ass whipping with my APOL shorts.
Short GE at will. Jump on the FAZ train or short BAC. Grab some SPY puts while you are at it, the volatility is a rising and the bad moon is right behind it.
Steve Spenser at smbcapital discussed APOL and V on StockTwits TV an hour ago.
didn’t know that, I jumped on them before earnings. wrong call on v but good one on APOL. I never watched stock twits. any good?
it’s terrible.
LOL
Steven has a regular show on there every few days
It’s actually pretty good
You’re in your element, I see. Nice Lamb of God reference last night, by the way. I picked it up this morning.
Godspeed !!!
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I wish us luck!
Great, I couldn’t take it anymore and blew my load 30 minutes ago. Glad to see I probably wasn’t too premature.
Market is sure fucked up right now. Like this guy ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrlS9_n8GX4&feature=player_profilepage
Better to wait tomorrow. …..
That’s some pretty funny sheet.
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LMAO. Good luck!
It’s just a flesh wound!
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naughty naughty zoot…….
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Not to judge or chasten, but only to serve a purpose in iBankCoinLand, I point out the following:
“Whoa upon your person”… it should be WOE.
“…city for all of it’s treasure.” …it should be ITS.
I hope you don’t take offense, but I moonlight by profession as a proof-reader for catalog companies.
sorry. It was the golden armor that got in the way of correct grammaur.
Would you prefer grammatical errors such as these be pointed out regularly, or no?
Oh yeah, he loves that.
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Extremely rare (he bought all the copies on the open market) Paul Tudor Jones 1987 PBS documentary of how to make $3 billion:
http://www.zshare.net/download/63460181316d3cc8/
push this fucker down!!!
It is time to jump in the funnel
In celebration of Black Monday 10/28/29 …..
GodSmack rocks….
RGR getting its balls fondled by invisible fairy midgets wearing pink fuzzy booties and green leotards.
Fly, I’m afraid that you won’t be able to swear anytime soon, and this blog just won’t be the same without it. You might need to abandon your policy
You might want to recall that markets don’t crash from overbought conditions.
Re-commence dollar destruction tomorrow afternoon while Timmy celebrates his last round of sales. Uncle Ben will not be deterred for long, especially as we are still in the thick of the season.
Oh but if I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
Oh why does DP givith me 1 stars every time I blogeth (1 big sic)
WTF you talking about?
Dollar destruction indeed! It’s painful to think about how many dollars the Bernanke fed is ultimately going to destroy. DX to 160.
Teutonic Knight? That’s my title, mate – care for a jostle? (a.k.a. Kraut wrestle)