iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Assume the Position

After seeing “The Fly” nail this market like a fucking space alien magician, for the better half of three years, you’d think the assholes (many of you) would refrain from offering me financial advice. But no, you fuckers know exactly why Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] should not be bought, since its little chartsy wartsy is all fucked up. Do you morons listen to yourselves when you talk? For the love of green telephones and yellow curtains, I could give a rats ass about your fucking charts.

I buy stocks based upon a thesis. In other words, I am investing, while you are simply gambling away your inheritance.

Based upon what I know, you fuckers have no right to speak to me. As a matter of fact, from now on, if you corn cob gobblers want to talk to me, forward any and all questions to WOODSHEDDER first. We’ll set up an interview for you and determine whether you are worthy of wasting my time. Let’s face it, no matter what you have to say, it’s an abject waste of time for me.

Into the bell, I am slicing the heads off bears, as if that shit was legal.

Top picks: POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]]

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16 comments

  1. ChnDragun

    loving it!

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  2. jg

    fig

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  3. Yogi & Boo Boo

    ROFLMAO… I love that picture.

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  4. Tim Knight

    The market is in a downtrend and Corning will be taken down with it. I just increased my put position on GLW. Thanks for the tip.

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  5. bigpun2012

    Hey fly have you read SECURITY ANALYSIS by grahamn and dodd?

    As you have mentioned I’ve come to the conclusion I do more gambling than investing.

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  6. Suck it

    Yawn. This site sucks goat balls.

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  7. Dark Pool Trader

    Listen, there are fuckers who use Astrology. Whatever works. Stock picks are less important than the bull/bear pick and the sector pick.

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  8. John

    Lenny Dykstra is a better trader than Fly.

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  9. maelstrom

    I m sure i speak for all when I say we stand agog of your skills

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