Soon enough, with God’s good grace, we will be enjoying shortages in gasoline, which in turn will “power blast” the price of my refiner plays. I am willing to put my balls on the kitchen table, while dicing carrots, long large blocks of Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] , Holly Corporation [[HOC]] and Valero Energy Corporation [[VLO]] . As an aside, VLO no longer possesses the unique competitive advantage it once had. However, despite their dismal performance, I believe a high tide will lift all boats—even fucktarded homo ones.
Separately, “The Fly” is ready to launch his very own 4g/smartphone index, exclusive to The PPT.
If some of you lonely types were wondering where I was, during the entire trading day, just know, I was involved in certain events that men of substance and honor partake in. With that in mind, none of you were invited—or would be—even if I knew you in real life.
The internet is a fascinating place. I come here and type a bunch of bullshit onto a screen and BAM: my website is worth zillions. Nonetheless, I have no intention of EVER selling iBankCoin, unless of course the deal was too good to pass up. Those types of caveats are what makes me “The Fly” and you “Gay Bob” or “DickFaced Dino.”
Just a reminder: I am diving into large vats of gasoline and I will drink it all up.
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We’re ready for the shortage riots
We hear ya.
hero- is it a go, and why.
ovti balled out with its balls out–good call le fly
I think he bailed, no?
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I could not agree 100% more with you FLY on your picks. Keep up the great work!!!!
Cool.
Will it be like the Arab embargo in the mid ’70s where my Dad had me drive the family Impala station wagon and the Ford Galaxy 500 to the gas station every 4-5 hours to top off the tanks?
By the way you may know some of us in real life and not know it because you don’t know who we are and yet we know you will be carrying a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and have oatmeal stains on your shirt.
Hey, I used to have a Ford Galaxy 500 as a novelty. Had just gotten it tuned up and ready for a paint job. Too bad my brother decided to take it ditch riding with my cousin after a keg party. What a couple of asstards. So then they give me a 72 Ford LTD. So they borrow it and blow the head gaskets, bend the pushrods, and skip a few notches on the timing chain out on the freeway. Morons. So they hook me up with a 74 Buick regal or whatever. Then a year later they say, “Hey, we’ve been hooking you up with these boats, you need to let us use this for stock car racing”. “We need the frame of an M1 tank just in case.”
Maybachs & Diamonds – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CgZu9eHmcs
right there with you, loaded up with WNR
I got in at 6.42. I’ve had pretty good luck following The Fly this year even if he sells before I do. SFE (in at 1.05) and AMD (in around 3.50) have been monsters. Now if TKLC will just get it’s shit together!
Hey Fly wheres the new PPT gas pump?
A perfect visual for the post!
and the PPT Crusier….
CLB is a gas related play too that looks good alongside your refiners with larger shorts than a fat zookeeper.
Hey Fly,
Does swimming in vats of gasoline give you lots of natural gas?
Anything less than a gambol with the ponies in Saratoga at this time of year is dishonourable (sic).
(and a visit to each and every black Irish bar in the immediate neighborhood as well, of course)
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Read “why your world is about to get a whole lot smaller”. It’ll scare the hell out of ya!!!
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“If some of you lonely types were wondering where I was, during the entire trading day, just know, I was involved in certain events that men of substance and honor partake in. With that in mind, none of you were invited—or would be—even if I knew you in real life” What the fuck type of secret circle jerk did you get invited to this time, were the Mets involved? Love your shit btw.
Whatever it was, I’m sure knee pads were involved.
LOL
Still loving TSO. Its been on my radar of high premium options for months but the action of late has made the plunge make sense here.
TraderCaddy, If you were driving in 1970, I believe that puts you over the allowed age around here….
I got news for ya… half the readers on this site have black Logan’s Run palm crystals.
(and if they know that reference, it’s likely you’re one of ’em)
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Jake- seriously, it’s Summer time. You can’t get frostbite now.
Ho The Fly !!!!
It seems that all of your fans are out tonight to pay you tribute.
Enjoy it while it lasts !!
The other thing, getting everybody excited with gasoline shortages at the end of the summer
and with all these unemployed poor bastards, needs a really good stretch of our imagination !!!
I think you just left your precious little ones on the kitchen counter and created a new dish:
MEAT BALLS STUFFED WITH CARROTS SHAVINGS !!!!!
Tululu !!
Rick Santelli has gone to his head .. time to take away his mouthpiece
Santelli is the only value to the shit stain that is CNBC..if you cannot see that..you are a Cramer moron..
Dawg, it is Homo Bob, not Gay Bob, Jeshhhh
BDCO bidding again .49
Like I said I’ll bid this while it’s under the radar not the insiders.
Please don’t sell.
I hope you are diligently working on the upcoming contests for us Fly?