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Lenny, You’re Hired!

A lucky day indeud for Mr. Jet Fuel aka Leonard Dykstra.

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62 comments

  1. dave

    WTF stocks: Car rental sector

    CAR, DTG

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  2. GA

    WTF, does no one here sleep?

    CIG

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  3. Q4

    Sleep is for dreamers.

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  4. j

    Why would he hire lenny? Lenny’s a goose.

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  5. Goldie

    Lenny=Devildog?

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  6. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    If Lenny didn’t hide a few mil then he’s an idiot.

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  7. The V.King

    GLW is for dreamers….bench pressing 375lbs is for V.Kings

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  8. CRONKITE

    HAHA…”I’m not broke…I’m just reorganizing “

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  9. masterpain

    This guy is obsessed with Cramer . He should concentrate on his own game . Very insecure , cant trade for shit. When a trade goes against him he buys 10 more positions to make his trade profitable . He wipes out a lot of people just like Cramer . Dont promote this Don Harrold…mini Cramer. I was once told..you hate traits in other people because you have the same trait…

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    • Don Harrold

      “Masterpain” you are full of shit. Total bullshit. Let me know when you want to put your money behind your bullshit. It’s funny to read anonymous crank jobs post things that are patently absurdly untrue. But, that’s what makes it easy for you and why people pay me.

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    • Don Harrold

      MASTERPAIN – Furthermore, I hear the same shit about “The Fly,” too. In fact, there are members of my services who swear that “The Fly,” is Jim Cramer because his (“The Fly”) picks are so horrible. But, guess what? My members that tell me that are full of as much shit as you are about me. “The Fly” is not Jim Cramer. “The Fly” gives great, timely, and, tradable advice. Yet, I hear how horrible “The Fly” is. It’s all a bunch of noise. And, I have not hammered anyone. We – “The Fly” and I – are traders. Some trades are good. Others not. But, my record as a MONEY MAKER for my members destroys anything Jim Cramer or the entire cast and crew of CNBC have EVER done. Dude, people like you are a sad reminder to me of why people like Jim Cramer keep their jobs – ignorance rules.

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  10. Cash-N-Guns

    Cramer is a complete scumbag…saying Lenny is one of the great ones…that bald bitch will say anything..please slap Cramer with a cheese-steak if you see him

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    • TheArtist

      Cramer is a B-rated actor posing as a stock picker on TV…..end of conversation…..

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  11. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    Where are the sensible market opinions, instead of unfunny comments about assholes Dykstra and Cramer?

    You dumfuks couldn’t make the “D” list on Yahoo message boards. This website is turning in to such a TIMEWASTING piece of shit, with all the alleged humor, the penny stocks and nonsense being peddled.

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    • Jakegint

      I suggest you try the Wobbly’s website. That’s more your speed.

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      • j

        Bottom picker.
        You start. Go ahead give us your picks, picker.

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        • Generational BOTTOM Picker
          Generational BOTTOM Picker

          Market UP expiration week. Try MOS AA QLD. The 100-day cycle is
          in its 44 day downtrend, so next week is a countertrend mini-rally.

          The cycle will end about August 4, and a NEW 100-day cycle will begin
          its 56-day upcycle at that time (Aug 4).

          So be long next week, clear out or go short on option expiration day
          July 17, and get back LONG the first day or two of August.

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  12. TheArtist

    Fly, how is your new PPT Cruiser?

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    • SteveTheNeighbor
      SteveTheNeighbor

      Artist- Fly probably will not respond as he is probably embarrassed.
      I can tell you that Fly,Jr. and Steve, Jr. took the PPT Cruiser out the other night looking for young ladies. Fly, Jr. was driving and was text messaging as he was making a turn. Well, the car is now in the shop and I hear Fly, Jr. is grounded.
      But the good news is that Fly was concerned about Fly, Jr’s sexuality so he is pretty happy that Fly, Jr isn’t gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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  13. j

    I don’t know, this market always seems to open up really tense. You have serious tension that developed in the currencies with Yen appreciating against everything and this is used to somehow talk down stocks. Perhaps I’m wrong but I’m actually reasonably positive on stocks going forward.

    I really can’t believe the tension around zero we’ve seen for the last couple of days.
    Let see what happens.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Done for the AM.
    Thanks SMH.

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  15. Jed

    The night before trash pickup, mrkcbill cruises his neighbors trash cans, searching for returnable cans and bottles.

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  16. HenryFool

    added to my GAIA position on upgrade.

    stickin with GAIA & CROX for retail plays

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  17. TheArtist

    I know where someone can get a Maybach real cheap…(low miles, always garaged)

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  18. The V.King

    I have placed my 15,000 GLW for sale at 14.77 Let’s see what happens with my tech anal sys [sic] hat on. Looks like a double cross triple lindy bottom on the market….No matter what we have a affirmative action president running this dog and pony press….

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  19. TheArtist

    Fly, your royalness, give me your top 5 commercial real estate stocks that you see going the way of the dodo bird.

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  20. The V.King

    GLW sold 15,000
    14.85 $7,275 Profit Thanks fly

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  21. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    LMFAO @ U DUM DUMS is the name of my new band

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  22. HenryFool

    GLW looks full of beans!

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  23. The V.King

    V.King Bought 45,000 GMGMQ @1.14

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  24. The V.King

    V.KING has put a limit to sell @ 1.24 on my GM

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  25. Cash-N-Guns

    GM is bat guana…full of UAW type jerkoffs..and stupid mid level fucktard execs…good luck..its dog shit.

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  26. j

    he says he’s selling, Cash, not buying.

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  27. HenryFool

    GLW taking out 15 today!

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  28. TheArtist

    LVS in play….rollercoaster each day. short it, buy it, short it, buy it….repeat as necessary…..

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  29. The V.King

    The V.King does not care about the UAW….although I believe the leadership should be hung from our tallest oak trees and beaten with bamboo reeds.

    The V.King only cares about wealth, and becoming more wealthy.

    Back in the day pre PPT the V.King realized the genius of the Fly and after many drunken nights of molesting beautiful runway models and playing “ring and run” in the finest neighborhoods I swore allegiance to the Fly philosophies. Most of my homes, businesses, and off shore accounts are do to his teachings and drunken ramblings….Think of me as John the Baptist…except evil and more muscular.

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  30. TraderCaddy

    I guess today is the day to get even with the AIG shorts.
    Although they have a long way to go.

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  31. The V.King

    AIG will trade below 7 before it trades 14 again…..

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    • TheArtist

      just curious, were you going to play the GMGMQ for a day trade or a longer term play?

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      • The V.King

        Day and the way it looks now I’ll be doubling up at about .98 in a few…..

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  32. punyandy

    V.King thinks it is his new schtick to speak in the third person. Very gay.

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    • denninger's bumb boy.
      denninger's bumb boy.

      Yea , it’s a hugely gay thing to do… He’s definitely a pillow biter rather than a shirt lifter.

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      • The V.King

        Gay…??? Maybe I used to let your dad lick up after I was done with your mom….And see The V.King wrote in the first person.

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  33. 308

    POTASH note:
    $460-470/mt Potash to India? – FMB and Fertecon have reported
    unsubstantiated market speculation that India may have settled a major potash
    contract (850kt) for a price roughly 25% below last year’s contract. This would
    translate to a current price of $460-470/mt. IPC UK issued a statement confirming
    the volume but not the price.

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    • 308

      and Morgan Stanley outt-said Mosaic and the fertilizer group could be weak following the WASDE report, which was in line but did not have an increase in its corn yield expectations.

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  34. TA

    Don Harrold has serious self esteem issues not to mention a complete clown.

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  35. Cash-N-Guns

    why is GM a fucking topic…its broke, cars suck, it will never recover…people will buy other vehicles..tired of the UAW fuck idiots…

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    • TheArtist

      beats me….the germans and the japs build the best cars……

      we are good however at building bombs….and bombing small defenseless countries, TARP money should have gone to GD not GM……LOL..

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      • freeman in bonita
        freeman in bonita

        rofl- “tarp money should have gone to GD not gm” line of the day, no the week…

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  36. 308

    and POT gets hammered

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  37. Eff Ewe All

    FLY is getting Lenny Dykstra’d. I told you guys to sell the bounce yesterday…

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  38. TheArtist

    and que the short squeeze on AIG.

    lights camera….

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  39. 308

    kinda interesting read:
    In its July 2, 2009 press release, Sweden’s central bank explained that it cut its policymaking “repo rate” to
    0.25%. Its penalty lending rate was cut to 0.75%. Most observers expected it to cut its reserve deposit rate to
    zero. The observers saw zero as the realistic lower bound of interest rates. They were wrong.

    Sweden’s reserve deposit rate was set a -0.25%. That’s right. A negative interest rate is now at work in one of
    the G-10 countries. This rate means a penalty is charged against a deposit placed in the central bank under the reserve deposit rules. The banking institution that deposits with its central bank will receive an actual deduction from the deposit account. It will get back less money than it puts in.

    David goes on to note that on the very rare occasions when we have seen negative rates, they were used for a negative purpose – to discourage the banking system from accepting deposits. The Swedes, however, appear to be looking for a positive action.
    Here is more of Kotok’s take:
    The Swedish central bank is trying to use negative interest rates to alter risk taking behavior in Sweden. It wants its member banks to use excess reserves to acquire risk assets rather than just place them with the central bank. Hence it has moved its reserve deposit rate to a negative number. It did this because it has lowered its other policy rate to near zero and it decided to maintain its band around them.
    Time will tell if this policy works. It will be observed closely by the other G-10 central banks including our Federal Reserve. They should observe with good reason.

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  40. mrkcbill

    Jed, is on Nutri-System……..Come On Get In The Game Jed!

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  41. Walter

    Why does Harold have such a hard-on for Jim Cramer?

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