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Kneale Rocks

ball on his chin.

Last time, Commissar Kneale took on the blogsphere, belittling those who write anonymously, while embarrassing some dipshit who called in for a “CNBC one on one.” First of all, Kneale should quit being such a big baby and take the criticism like a fucking man. He shouldn’t be using the CNBC bully horn to even out scores with some bloggers, who happen to think he is a moron. Furthermore, he should understand and respect the fact that some people need anonymity to blog; because, without it, blogging would not be an option, if you know what I mean.

Personally, Dennis Kneale’s on air swagger grates my soul. He is an empty vessel, with too much make up on his face and a fucked up hair cut. I think, if I might so bold, he’d look better with lipstick and a red clown nose; but then again, I’m just some disgruntled (ARGHhhhhhhhh) blogger tossing salt on a few slugs. What do I know?

As for the tape:

Everything seems to be going according to plan, sans Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . What a bitch of a whore. Nonetheless, the day is young. I believe in magical miracles.

Tech stocks are leading the way up, with gains in [[ERIC]] , Akamai Technologies, Inc. [[AKAM]] , Intel Corporation [[INTC]] , amongst dozens more. In short, it’s time to get your popcorn ready. This fucker (market) is about to leave you cash holders in the dust, while mudstomping those of you who are opposite of Mr. Kneale’s market position.

Across the board, Wall Street analysts upped their eps estimates for Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] today, yet the stock is down. Without a doubt, Gloworm is a buy under $16.

In closing, this is not your Grandmother’s stock market, old pappy. Quit dreaming of dust bowls and get your share of the billions being made.

Top picks: Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , OmniVision Technologies, Inc. [[OVTI]]

UPDATE: In order to show you lowly folks how fair and balanced iBC is: DENNINGER IS WRONG. Karl, I believe Woodshedder is calling you out. Good day to you, Sir.

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50 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    He is such a fucking tool sack. Personally they don’t get more homoish.

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  2. zephler

    fly, are you still holding FTK?

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  3. The Fly

    yes.

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  4. Free Trader

    Kneale is such a faggot. He’s a real schmuck!.

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  5. j

    Fly:

    This is a low. Dennis Kneale? He’s even considered too gay for the Sydney Gay mardi gras.

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  6. Mushroomz

    Dennis Kneale aspires to be the next Larry Kudlow. Get ready for many decades of Kneale watching, CNBCtards.

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  7. TraderCaddy

    Dennis is a Gator.
    Go Gators (just not Dennis).

    Mr Kneale began his career in journalism at the News/Sun-Sentinel in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
    Mr Kneale holds a degree in journalism from the University of Florida, where he was honored as a distinguished alumni and a member of the Hall of Fame of the student newspaper, The Independent Florida Alligator.

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  8. 308

    For all you “Investor’s” out there.. Citigroup releases their Top 10 for the next 12 months lists this morning:

    TEN+ 2009-2010 List
    CME Group Inc (CME) Ingersoll Rand Co Ltd (IR)
    DaVita Inc (DVA) Merck (MRK)
    Estee Lauder Inc (EL) MetLife Inc (MET)
    Google Inc (GOOG) Owens Illinois Inc (OI)
    Halliburton Company (HAL) State Street Corp (STT)
    Hershey Foods Corp (HSY) Vale (VALE)
    Hewlett-Packard Co (HPQ) VF Corp (VFC)
    Home Depot Inc (HD)

    TEN+ 2009-2010 Aggressive Growth List
    Bank of America Corp (BAC) Halliburton Company (HAL)
    Cliffs Natural Resources Inc. (CLF) Hewlett-Packard Co (HPQ)
    CME Group Inc (CME) Newfield Exploration Co (NFX)
    DaVita Inc (DVA) NVIDIA Corp (NVDA)
    Equinix Inc (EQIX) Owens Illinois Inc (OI)
    Estee Lauder Inc (EL) Research In Motion Ltd (RIMM)
    Gilead Sciences Inc (GILD) State Street Corp (STT)
    Google Inc (GOOG)

    TEN+ 2009-2010 Growth & Income List
    Automatic Data Processing Inc (ADP) Microsoft Corp (MSFT)
    British American Tobacco (BTI) Norfolk Southern (NSC)
    Hershey Foods Corp (HSY) NV Energy (NVE)
    Home Depot Inc (HD) Tyco Electronics Ltd (TEL)
    Ingersoll Rand Co Ltd (IR) Vale (VALE)
    Merck (MRK) Ventas Inc (VTR)
    MetLife Inc. (MET) VF Corp (VFC)

    not exactly a daytrading list, but might be interesting to a couple of people out there..

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  9. Free Trader

    Fly,

    Is UNG with longing ?

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  10. The Fly

    still long ung.

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  11. Heckler511

    FTK – another day at Sandrape Beach

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  12. Free Trader

    Fly,

    Are you adding more ENTR to your collection?

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  13. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Off to apply for a job at Target.

    Fly- Steve, Jr. would like to go to Disney with you.

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  14. JJ

    Fly, you looking to add to UNG at a specific level or have you built your entire position in it already? thx

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  15. The Fly

    Not adding to anything now. I have a new investment thesis and I need to make room for it.

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  16. The Fly

    UNG through hurricane season.

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  17. mrkcbill

    Jed, likes to follow Dennis Kneale on his Twitter page.

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  18. Dicey

    Haven’t paid a lot of attention last couple days – anyone seen any reasonable explanations for the massive late-day sell volume that washed over the garbagio stocks Friday?

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  19. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    Ad revenues are down, people don’t give a f@ck about cable-assclowns like kneale. His job is on the line, of course he is going to rail against anonymous bloggers, we tell the truth, he tells nothing but lies, and everyone knows it by now.

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  20. The Fly

    not true. cnbc is a cash cow. he is just a dick.

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  21. ryan

    GLW is butt ugly today! I bought ORCL instead.

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  22. Juiceyfruit

    as has been alluded to by the one known as Shroomzz … Kneale learned all he know by sucking Kudlows dipschtik.

    Anywho .. don’t blame Kneale, a Tard of the highest order; blame the programming schmucks who pay for his empty status quo cheerleading irrelevance

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  23. Richy

    What just happened to the dollar?

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  24. TheArtist

    all here need to quit watching that whore TV show CNBC, it will rot your brain…switch to Bloomberg and quit torturing yourself. …or not…..it’s your brain, not mine. I switched to Bloomberg 2 months ago and now my brain is completely healed from the CNBC rot it incured from the years of torture.

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  25. OO

    I watch movies all day when I trade.

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  26. TraderCaddy

    I usually just stare out the window asking myself why I do this.

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  27. TX Slave Trader
    TX Slave Trader

    What’s all the fuss about? Annoint the fucker Asshat of the Week and be done with it good sir. It’s like my grandma used to say, shit or get off the pot. He should even be in the running for King of the Asshats, if such a thing exists.

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  28. Hugo

    Re: FTK

    Is that a descending triangle forming since 22/06/09 and continuation of prior downtrend?
    Confirm/deny?

    Most indicators are bullish and that slut has a tendency to blast off at the oddest times

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  29. Cash-N-Guns

    oh shit…i agree with Guy Adami…martini time.

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  30. j

    Fly:

    Just listened Dennis. Why don’t you phone in the show and let him have it? You agree with him in terms of where the economy is going, however you could swing in such a way that make him aware how fragile your bullish view is since you heard he too was bullish. Then explain to him why.

    Rest assured though he’d have ball with your moniker so you’d need to be ready for that.

    He’s such a dick that he deserves a decent clip across the ears.

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  31. alphadawgg

    Nice new look to the site.

    Especially like the PPT stats on the page. I might just track that buy/sell ratio as an indicator.

    One word for Kneale: CLOWN

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  32. OO

    Here comes the late day rally. Just goosin’ it, I know.

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  33. Ecchymosis

    CNBC needs to get Dick Vitale, Brent Musberger, and Bill O’Reilly to have all the biggest asstards in TV history

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  34. TraderCaddy

    Obama’s car czar has just released the prototype car he has instructed GM to start producing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29J3ZCtIYwY

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  35. wilmer

    After watching that video for once in my life I actually agree with something Kneale says. A persons true character comes through over the anonymity of the internet. Even though he is a pompous ass at least Kneale puts himself out there instead of hiding behind a computer screen.

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  36. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Shorting CAKE right here right fucking now. If it goes higher then fuck it it just does but this is getting out of hand. Especially considering consumer confidence went lower and its trading at a fucking buyout notice premium. Rich like their chocolate cake.

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  37. The V.King

    Just sold 20,000 shares of TCK @17.11
    PPT on me …

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  38. ZenProfit

    The next time The Fly punches off a deserving soul’s mustache they could go here to get a clean shave:

    “A close shave with the King” http://tinyurl.com/mslbbh

    and buy some 6% bonds for an investment, Fly style.

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  39. Jason

    Besides fly, which other blogger(s) on here have the best track records when it comes to stock picks and market calls??

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  40. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    The only think gayer than Kneale is that faggot on the trendtrade commercial. What a cum guzzling ass fucking homo.

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  41. OO

    I’ve been hitting this market pretty good, however, I am not original. Pull up a 60 minute chart and look at the MACD. Buy the indexes when they go bullish/bearish. SSO and SDS are great for this. If you want to get ballsy, TNA and TZA are good too. Look at the past 10 weeks or so where this occurs and you can see that it is a very safe and effective plan. The key is also waiting for the MACD to stay positive/negative for a substantial amount of time 3-4 days or so, then when it crosses, execute.

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  42. DSB

    Tell us how you really feel gapping

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  43. OO

    Sorry, 2-3 days. Not 3-4.

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  44. StocksRider

    Poor Kneale – He is a puppet monster created by our constant need to bitch slap someone that feed into the TV ratings. Why do you think Howard Stern and Bill O Reilly have survived for so long? The loyals turn on to their shows to see what is the next thing they will say. The haters turn on to their shows for the same reason.

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  45. CavemanForecaster

    OO, no problem not being original, if it works, it works.

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  46. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    Bot & paid for assclown.

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  47. trader

    J, what happened to the dollar today?

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  48. Hugo

    “The key is also waiting for the MACD to stay positive/negative for a substantial amount of time 3-4 days or so, then when it crosses, execute.”

    OO, can you explain this

    When it crosses above 0 you enter long, and below 0 you enter short?

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  49. OO

    Hugo, lets say the MACD on a 60 minute chart of SSO has been negative for about 3 days. (A good amount of time for market direction on an index that is asking for a slight reversal) Once it crosses the zero (0) line, I give it a little time to see if the crossover is real and is going positive, then I go long the SSO or SPY.

    I do the complete opposite and go long SDS or SH.

    Repeat.

    It is nice not giving a shit about earnings, CEOs, crooks, P/E ratios, falsified rumors, and dipshits on CNBC pumping stocks. I just trend trade the index.

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  50. ZenProfit

    00:

    Have you ever looked at “Woodies” method to play SPY?

    http://www.woodiescciclub.com/start.htm

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