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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Semi Crazy

It’s not required of you to agree with my every move. But it is imperative that you respect them.

I warned you about the semis. I said “watch the semis, else lose your face to Stuntman Mike,” yet you ignored me. Just yesterday, [[AMKR]], [[CDNS]], [[TSM]] and [[TER]] beat Wall Streets stupid estimates, effectively confirming my bullish thesis on the semis.

The market is a Great Whore, but you are too impotent to play. Like a robotic chicken, all you know is “buy SRS” or “buy FAZ,” like some sort of idiot garbage gobbler.

While I kick back, rejoicing in lavish gains, long [[PCX]], [[DELL]], [[CDNS]], [[BRCD]], [[CECO]] and [[CROX]], you are pulling hairs from your head—in some sort of act of desperation.

As for some of my losing positions, specifically [[MSO]] and [[CAVM]]: I shall buy them on dips, because that’s the type of guy I am.

In short, the market is on a maniac run higher. Are you crazy enough to take what’s rightfully yours, or will you just sit there throwing bricks at your keyboard?

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37 comments

  1. kidstock

    FIG

    Un poco loco…

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  2. Mushroomz

    Fun With FAZ II http://tinyurl.com/cvyss3

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  3. mrkcbill

    Put your cup on! Nothing like 1 of the Big 3 going down.

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  4. Cash-N-Guns

    Drive all your old POS Chrylser vehicles to the white house..have Blobama get a wrench and start fixing them under his warranty guarantee…Joe Biden looks like a used car salesman anyway…fuckn idiots…

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  5. Jed

    Never mind wearing a cup…mrkcbill wears a jill strap.

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  6. jg

    fig figgidy fig

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  7. j

    Is Charlie Gasparino retarded. No seriously, he sounds mentally challenged.

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  8. mrkcbill

    Jed, a card carrying member of NAMBLA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGc53N_CGoQ

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  9. j

    Fly

    Have you sold ARUN and CY ALU?

    ———

    took profit in DE. Right here.

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  10. Cash-N-Guns

    Fiats for everyone…our banks are broke, Auto’s broke, Inurers broke, Pension funds broke, States broke, Homeowners mostly broke…buy stocks…Sorry stepping off this Bull train today…will short a tad and observe from the pool…UAW people please go fuck your cat…

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  11. punyandy

    AKAM kicked ass too.

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Who the hell would buy a car owned jointly by Fiat and the UAW?
    Not I.

    PS The Government lied again.
    They told us the big 3 would be okay. Just give them our $$.
    FU Barney,Pelosi,Bush,Messiah Obama,the going bald headed guy who was with GS and was Bush’s Treasury Sect’ry etc.

    Next US Government takeover. Education and Healthcare.

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  13. bait bucket

    If the market is a ho then s/he can suck it limp. Long &spx since 734 bitchez.

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  14. j

    Terrific deal the White house is negotiating with Detroit.

    Steal money from the bond holders and pass it over to the UAW.

    No wonder they didn’t want the bankruptcy judge to figure all out. Keep it in house and you pay off your constituencies. Fucking arsholes.

    They’re so fucking shortsighted though like all lefties. Who the fuck is ever going to invest in a US car firm either in equity or bonds knowing that the government will do all it can to fuck you over and pass the loot over to the UAW.

    Ford should move the fuck out of there asap as any money in Detroit is basically captured capital.

    Some of you guys just wanna blame the banksters for this mess completely oblivious to the fact that the UAW are basically a bunch of gangsters.

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  15. Maria Bartilingus
    Maria Bartilingus

    My momentum tripped over my valuation, sending me reeling to the vomit and shit-soaked floor. Which way was the door? I’m in a fucking hurry. Hands off me asshole – bang, bang. OMG the casino is on fire! No wait, this isn’t a casino – this is HELL and I’m DEAD – and you’re all dead too!

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  16. JakeGint

    Fly, think hard about giving this guy a side tab as “official iBC cartoonist.

    Frickin.

    Hilarity.

    ___________

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  17. bait bucket

    The UWA are vestal virgin choir girlz & boyz compared to the maggot banksters and ape raping execs.

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  18. Mushroomz

    Thanks Jake.

    Gio said to get short with the VIX below 35. Looking like a good call for now.

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  19. j

    bucket:

    fair enough. However the white house douchebags have no problem fucking the bondholders out of their money and giving it away to the UAW jerks. Fucking losers.

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  20. trader y

    Is this the Fly Top? I miss the Woodshedder bottom calls.

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  21. TraderCaddy

    The last time I owned a Chrysler (Eagle Vision) was about 1988.
    After 60,000 miles a hole rusted in the main gasoline line from the tank.
    Taking it to the dealer I was afraid that a spark from the road would ignite the car.
    The Dealer said so sorry. No more warranty.

    Never bought an American label car since then and NEVER will.

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  22. DMG

    “Like a robotic chicken…”

    Reminds me of a funny phrase (slang?) in Farsi, “Juje Machini” (joo-jay ma-sheeney)

    A term translated to mean an egg which was incubated by a mechanical warmer (machine), no mother to teach it the simplest things.

    Rookie, dumbass, amateur, clueless mo-fo would all be suitable english translations.

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  23. The Fly

    UAW should get nothing.

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  24. j

    TC

    US car firms had no fucking choice as all the goodies you get from the overseas firms was basically ripped away by the UAW.

    After the money they had to fork over to the UAW rats US firms really had no money and for the last few years they were losing on every car.

    They stole everything….. labor costs at the US car firms were 2 1/2 times what they are in comparable countries like Germany or Japan.

    The UAW gang raped Detroit.

    I’d actually never buy a US car if I were you until the UAW is placed in a wooden basket and buried 100 feet under.

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  25. Aris

    UAW is a four-letter word.

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  26. wolf

    This will put an end to this run:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aAeavKEKcIgI

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  27. Cash-N-Guns

    J – agree…UAW exec’s and employee’s are asshats..fuck them..they bleed the companies for decades…I have a Ford pickup which is awesome…and 2 audi’s which are great..Obama is a complete jerkoff.

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  28. TraderCaddy

    The UAW needs the money to maintain their fancy shmancy Mich. Country Club.

    http://www.golfblogger.com/index.php/golf/comments/the_uaw_country_club/

    It costs money to have nice greens.

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  29. JF

    Looks like all the sell programs are kickin in.

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  30. TraderCaddy

    Gold starting to pop.
    May starting to understand that the US word re: Bonds means NOTHING now.

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  31. UAW

    Hey,
    can we at least throw some blame @ the management?? Union are what created some sort of middle class in this country. Now, the only unions left are for rich athletes and actors. UAW didn’t create the “K” car or the “Gremlin”, how can manufacturer’s in this counrty compete with “slave” labor in Communist countries like China…

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  32. Richy

    Here in Thailand the Honda factory pays workers 7U$D per day. The plant here makes the Honda Civic.

    This one….

    http://www.hyts.hu/autok/honda/civic-sedan-us-spec-2008/honda_civic-sedan-us-spec-2008_r10.jpg

    7$ per day…just think about that….Over 50% of production here, (used to be) exported to the USA

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  33. Cash-N-Guns

    TBT..hoping and praying for a selloff so i can re-enter..TMV too…….

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  34. TheArtist

    America does not need to waste the man hours building cars anyway. let the Japanese build the cars!

    American needs to spend its man hours making things we are good at, bombs, tanks, helicopter gun ships, and waterboards.

    simple solution.
    carry on.

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  35. TraderCaddy

    Yes, outside of Lee Iacocca management sucked right along with the UAW.
    Maybe Chrysler can make an “Obama Hope” model.
    It will be “green”, subsidized purchases with Government $$ (price will depend on who you voted for with a discount for all illegals) and all will come with oil changes by Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank Quick Lube shops.
    Of course, each model sold will lose thousands for Chrysler.

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  36. E8

    TC,

    Sure you don’t mean Fiat will make a model called “The New Deal” … money for nuthin’ and chix for free!

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  37. The Equalizer

    @j: Who would invest in such a company?

    The taxpayer, that’s who.

    With apologies to Sir William Lyons, we’ve got our own version of American Leyland.

    (OK, so it turned out to be Chrysler instead of GM, but I still got a laugh out of it when I saw it a couple of days ago.)

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