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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Sweep The Leg

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I implore you to consume massive quantities of single malt Scotch, then proceed to “do the Karate Kid (crane kick)” on a variety of short sellers. You may pursue them up to 200mph in your tier one sports cars too, if necessary.

As for me, well, I’ve been busy sort of “roaming” the confines of my office, dressed in a white robe and sandals, while flicking cigar ashes at some of the lesser quality 3rd tier blogs on the internets. Oh, aside from that, I’ve been banking coin.

See Ladies, that’s what investing is all about: anticipate your enemies move, then crush him under a pile of horse manure.

On a much more serious note, “The Fly” is NOT pleased with the action in CROX, thus far. Now, it is possible for that bitch of a whore to redeem herself by the close of trade. However, at the moment, I am not enthused.

With regards to my other holdings: splendid!

Long STAR, LVLT, TBSI, OVTI, ASX, ALU, CECO, ARUN, CAVM, NVLS, JDSU, PCX and SONS has me thinking about running for Mayor. Congrats to all of you who played RUTH with Lord Ragin Cajun. Nice work.

Some other names worth perusing include: BGP, PQ, RNWK, LSI and EK.

UPDATE: I bought another 50,000 SONS, between $1.80-1.83.

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40 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. TraderCaddy

    Rumor has it that Ken Lewis was piloting the plane near the White House so as to delay the stress test info.

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  3. Mr. Miyagi

    White robe and sandals, indeed.

    The Fly is a bitch slapping white crane on ginseng.

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  4. mrkcbill

    Jed likes to wax on and wax off

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  5. DPeezy

    Sweep the leg, Johnny!
    http://vimeo.com/275958

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  6. Bull Maggot

    If performed correctly there is no defense…

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  7. Jed

    mrkcbill admires P. Hilton – Perez, not Paris.

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  8. Mushroomz

    The US dollar (UUP) is getting killed. Check out where the money is going: http://tinyurl.com/3ot4am

    Inflation is coming and basic materials will lead the way next week… Can Nat Gas (UNG) get off its ass? The companies that Explore & Produce have been up recently.

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  9. SomeGuy

    Senior Fly

    I believe that next week marks the 7th week of this rally. Still plan on staying long after that?

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  10. Cash-N-Guns

    SomeGuy…this is the 7th week..counting is tough huh..?

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  11. SomeGuy

    Cash-N-Guns

    You should be so proud of yourself that you got that right. I guess not being a jerkoff is tough for you

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  12. StockGuy09

    Do you guys think we’d seriously be rallying this hard if the bank stress test results weren’t good? Comeon you nieve bastards. We all know Government Sachs has poured over, dissected, analyzed, and then used it for toilet paper when it was done. And here’s a little factoid…20% of ALL market volume is funneled through Government Sach’s. Now fire up your single brain cell and you imbeciles will figure out what today + the last 20 mins of yesterday’s trading day are hinting at. Get it yet?

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  13. The Fly

    Title changed to fit my thesis.

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  14. Cash-N-Guns

    Some guy…guess u have a slight issue with being corrected, not to mention the math handicap…resume trading your 100 share lots..and for future reference – go fuck yourself IDIOT

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  15. Cobra Kai Kid

    Get him a body bag, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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  16. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    No doubt the charade that is the “Stress Test” will show glorious results from the banks. These will look like crack dealers immune to prosecution with endless supply of “product”. In essence, we will moonshot sometime soon effectively debanking DEVILDOG leaving him as a shitstain that once appear on the internets. Buenos dias mi amigos, hoy es mi cumpleanos y voy a celebrar esta noche!

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  17. Quiet Storm

    No Mercy!

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  18. SomeGuy

    Cash-N-Guns

    Wrong cocksucker

    I dont mind being corrected. It was the snarky comment that came after that was an irritant. And yes, I do trade round lots.
    And for future reference you are still a douchebag.

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  19. Cash-N-Guns

    Some Moron..you bore me…fuck off

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  20. SomeGuy

    Cash-N-Guns

    Get back to your bunker with your sheep you redneck douchebag

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  21. TraderCaddy

    I doubt if the stress tests were all that good.
    GS has been down most of the day and they were already given the results by the Obama people.
    In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if Larry Summers has been buying puts with money borrowed from the Treasury.

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  22. Juice

    Hail The Fly – Lord of the Small Craps !

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  23. Mushroomz

    Off to the lake to celebrate another fine week. I intend to drink copious amounts, roll up a spliff, eat a steak, and probably a lobster also.

    My cash position is large and bears you can not touch me. Have another fun weekend without your balls.

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  24. The Fly

    I am just a winning machine.

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  25. GA

    Are you sure you want to sweep the leg?

    Didn’t you finish watching the movie, the Bears won by crane-kicking the Bulls.

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  26. TraderCaddy

    Did you hear that stupid bitch from Greenpeace?
    The majority of our health problems are from coal.
    Hey lady. Go out and get a real job and see what it’s like.
    And turn off NPR and stop blinking like Nancy Pelosi in heat.

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  27. jingle

    congrats to all who are winning. Just a thought though…
    how do you know you/we are not the ones about to be leg swept ?
    I am struggling to keep up equally hedged and I wanna believe in the New Bull- I really do- but I can’t get over the sense of impending fuckery that will screw us all coming and going.
    jmo

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  28. banker

    told you mofo’s long time ago – banks are going up

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  29. GA

    7 week rally…i don’t need the results of any stress test or any reported earnings to know that it will not be a 10 week rally

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  30. TraderCaddy

    Bloomberg just reported that the stress test results will NOT be posted for C or BAC.
    Both Ken Lewis and Vikram Pandit were caught by Timmy Geithner with cheat sheets during the test.

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  31. Mushroomz

    Thank you to the Fly. His PPT service paid for itself instantly and is paying large dividends now.

    His new blogger, JakeGint, got me on the SLW/PAAS train early in the week, a great addition to my small cap, tech and energy holdings.

    Listen to these guys for they are probably smarter than you or I.

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  32. Goldie

    BOOOOMMMM!!! Your fucking rally just got Al Quedia treatment!!

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  33. T MOE

    Fuck you and your crane kick

    T MOE shorts SPY at 86.50

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  34. T MOE

    T MOE averages into FAZ at 8.50

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  35. Cash-N-Guns

    shakeout complete…short squeeze into the close…

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  36. Sesnsei

    FEAR does NOT exist, in this dojo..does it?!?

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  37. DMG

    Good news for Lenny Dykstra:

    It has just been reported, he has found a new investor.

    Name of said investor: T Moe

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  38. judpyle

    im glad people are finally catching on to kunal i did a little research almost every trade he makes is poor but the stocks are great thats why i believe he is mooching off fly reply http://twitter.com/kunal00

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  39. The Fly

    Who cares? Let the guy live.

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  40. JakeGint

    The Fly is very beneficent this night.

    He has released Barabus.

    ___________

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