Citi out big on RIMM tonight:

Upgrade to Buy $100 Target and adding to Top Pick’s Live.

I read this article a couple nights ago. This guy talks like he grew up in the Bronx and never graduated elementary school. He calls his mom crying to ask for 23 grand so he can charter a jet out of Cleveland when his Gulfstream was impounded.

I mean take fucking coach you broke retard, don’t rob your family. Also, I wonder if he will ever sell that Gretsky house for 16 mill.

The Fly is God.

“It’s about living the dream, bro”

He’s planning to pay everyone off with proceeds from all the lightbulbs he steals before the next owner moves in.

He’ll probably take all the toilet chains and cabinet knobs too, to make jewelery from.

Cramer is soiling his JoeBoxers imagining what kind of way-too-late public statement he’s going to have to issue when he finally divorces this athletard(TM).

I think we know why oil has crashed… everyone has stopped buying Lenny’s fuel

goldman sachs put dykstra on their convicted buy list.

This is an article I read about the guy a few weeks back…. Pretty good and detailed.

Asshat. Of. The. Month.

I spent my evening re-imaging a failed hard drive instead of doing my homework assignment.

Lesson 1: If it’s important, make a backup.

Lesson 2: Even when you do make a backup, unless you’re automating it on a nightly basis, you’re still gonna lose an evening or two getting things put back together just right.

Lesson 3: In a month full of asshattery, and with a week to go, I’m declaring now that this man, having spent a career in distilling the elixir of vapidity into a vile black ichor of concentrated ignorance, should — nay, must — be declared the Asshat of the Month.

“I’m gonna get them with my cashmere, bro – gotta go make some money.”

Holy shit – that is my new motto – FOREVER.

hmm, same same, but I have to say the PPT is quite impressive!

Fly, Please block my new addy – I just can’t help myself

FREAKIN’ MANIPULATING, TRUTH HOLDING BASTARDS

How are they allowed to not reveal it all? EVERY OTHER PTC has to divulge. I demand the truth- even if I can’t handle the truth
RC

http://money.aol.com/article/banks-fret-over-stress-test-rules/439259

Reaction to Friday’s(Pre-stress test) announcement could help policy makers decide what the results announcement should reveal, Talbott said.

“They will release enough data to satisfy everyone to some degree,” he said, “but they have to try to minimize incorrect conclusions.”

Maw’s in the back room doing some voodoo on amazon so that we can at least get our money back.

prof…next time maybe you should PLEDGE that money to Biafra on a yearly– based on P&L

Better yet.
Instead of making real time calls on the market (like Fly,Prof,DD, etc.) and hanging it out there just fake it and do arm chair quarterbacking like some of these posters do (you know who you are) and look like a hero after the fact.

Looks like Lenny is not showing up at the Street.com’s website. Their options service is now Dr J. and not Lenny. Jon Najarian now writes the “deep in the money calls” newsletter.

No mention of “nails on the numbers.”

A quiet ending.

this article was posted on another blog site a few days ago… nice rip off douchebag

Prof…tell me what I can do to help your effort.

Rain dance? I need some serious smackdown in th jungle

Short AMZN for a couple weeks now. Target $60.

PE of 50+. PEG ratio over 2….their profits need to double from here to justify the price.

Fuck the ACLU. They are ‘righting’ us right into destruction.

also, like Jake wrote about, shippers like UPS and DSX and DRYS and FDX tell alot about the economy….less packages equals less activity between companies.
The president and Geithner can blab all they want with lies and fuckery about how better everything is getting, but the real tell tell signs are out there for anyone to research and see.

And all the female hosts at Bloomberg and CNBC are wet with excitment over the “release of the stress tests” as if it was the newest release of the latest pocket book by Coach…. check it out.

guppyworldwide

Not to worry, Maw’s got the situation under control.

Flys- LVLT pick looks ready to ramp…

Done for the AM.
Thanks SMH short.

Watching NEM. If it doesn’t do it’s usual collapse GDX may be a good one to trade today.

Microsoft is experiencing “the most difficult economic environment the company has faced in our history,” Chief Financial Officer Chris Liddell said on a conference call.

“I didn’t see any improvement at the end of the quarter that gives me encouragement that we’re at a bottom and we’re getting out of it,” Liddell said.

Microsoft also declined to offer much specific guidance for its current quarter, saying only that it expects to pull costs down because it has seen no clear sign of a coming economic turnaround.

And the Idiot bulltards bid the stock up higher. Why?

Friday=trash day

Keep waiting/hoping/praying for a sell-off you beartards. Its comedic. The more you post here, the more I buy.

beware:
companies are onto the “game” now. They know that all they have to do is announce “guidance” for the rest of the year (knowing they have no clue what tomorrow brings) but they know that all they have to do is make up some rosie shit, just slightly better than horrible and the stock will shoot up.

companies new gig will be posting guidance, knowing if the shit goes south all they have to do is re do it lower. But the game now, you will start to see is a new fuckery lie of good guidance from lots of companies

they know this alone will pump their share price up, even though it’s bullshit.

carry on.

Apparently it’s Bulltards vs Beartards.

Bahahahaha

Dykstra says confidently, “Have I got a 12-inch c—, or what? Of course, it is all in place. It might not look like it, but everything I do is part of a plan.”

^^^^^^^^^^^

Homo sez “projection?”

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Meanwhile, Mr. Anderson has achieved liftoff.

(on light volume, heh).

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This market is like Iron Mike Tyson, all strong, kicking ass, taking names, and he is the biggest name in sports. Then, everyone catches on that he is a total whack job and drop him like a walking AIDS victim that infects by the touch. I hear Dykstra has full blown AIDS too. Tyson vs. Dykstra, that would be pure capitalism.

Gappy, Lenny’s credit card rates were doubled by BAC thus putting him over his limit and unable to purchase fuel, lap dances and cigarettes.

yeah j is right fly this guy name kunal on twitter is saying all those picks you make are his and im getting fed up with it http://twitter.com/kunal00

CFK breaking out of triangle

They sure love their Popeye’s Fried Chicken in Minneapolis.

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/Fracas_over_Popeyes_Fried_Chicken_Price_april_22_2009

fly are you kunal or is he your partner im interested?

Wait, did you call that an article? That’s a motherfucking dissertation about a washed up ball player. I love you Fly, but I’m not reading that shit.

Just bought 20K FAZ @ 8.52. Thanks bulls.

Just bought 20K FAZ @ 8.52. Thanks bulls.

Traded the magic beans in, did you?

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charlie, VIX already did asshole for a mouth. Watch and learn dumb fucking douchebag.

It’s another blockbuster day for the inverse ETFs.

HA! Canadian government says “non” to Chrysler’s plea for bankruptcy protection:

http://www.reuters.com/article/CARMFG/idUSN2448045720090424

“Well, the preferred option is that there is no bankruptcy protection because the company (has become) viable and has reached a deal in this case with (Italian car maker) Fiat (FIA.MI) in order to move forward,” Clement told reporters.

stress test will be released as very positive..thereby letting the bank stocks rally further..giving the illusion all is great with banks..Then at higher prices they will reverse this by diluting the fuck out of shareholders..Govt Fuckery Theory.

The Fed is rearranging the stress test results to their liking, when they get it all cooked they will then serve it.

the cooking is not yet done. They ran out of paper and erasers, had to send a secretary out to buy more, they’ll be done soon, hang in there.

you know it’s going to be wonderful, might as well load up on WFC and C and BAC and GS and JPM now, you know they will miraculously be “rosie” results.

Flysack,
What’s up with your TLT position? I’ve been killing it with the TBT position.

buy FAS…Jamie Dimon probably had his great uncle Joe buy some in a secret family account in New Jersey…odd no..?

im glad people are finally catching on to kunal i did a little research almost every trade he makes is poor but the stocks are great thats why i believe he is mooching off fly reply http://twitter.com/kunal00

Jake, when to sell CBL? Lenny Dystra just bought FAZ – odd, no? Get some gold here people – miners, or metal.

I sold half yesterday… I gotta think some kind of buyout is in the water, though… this is nuts.

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This is the “real” Stockgod. I did not post that message 2 above. We’re not that pathetic. Kunal and I, and the rest of us on BullsOnWallStreet know where the picks come from. We don’t care if people take them and profit, that’s what twitter is for isn’t it? Collaboration for the masses.