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WINSHIP

A lot of you losers talk shit, for the fun of talking shit— I gather

Let’s take a gander at my recent moves:

Sold SCO for two point win.

Long FAZ from low $19’s

Long SRS from low $54’s

Long TLT from $105’s

Sold out of PCR for a small loss

Sold out of BUCY for small win

And, all of my commentary has been spot on, from short ACC to WRI to MAC to HME to RIG. So, while you’re over there, day dreaming about the life you could have had, I am here in a fucking diamond spaceship/time machine, doing rocket man type shit.

The shit that you do on weekends is for chicks. I have robots with more personality than you.

I cannot tell you exactly when “The Fly” will step in large and house this market. However, I am pleased to report, business is at an all-time high and the sweet taste of “Victory Nectar” has never been sweeter.

I bought a little SPIL, due to inane strength in the semis. Why fight it?

Also, the trading pattern reminds me of CY, which, incidentally, was another win. Let’s not forget about my glorious wins in SWHC and RGR either.

See folks, “The Fly” is in a constant, some might call it “perpetual,” state of victory or “winship.” You can try all you like to besmirch me, by way of homo’d out comments on the blog. However, we all know the truth. You are just kidding youself, while putting your mustache in grave danger of being knocked the fuck off.

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46 comments

  1. Danny

    Is there some fucking law that I missed that said you have to trade every day? Good lawd.

    Don’t you guys know? Perpetual winship. I probably shouldn’t share this, but Fly once told me about the time he was hunting goat in the mountains when a huge avalanche struck. Sure, the man was buried in snow, but did he lose? No. He recounted that there was no rush, and spent 12 minutes formulating his attack, before he karate kicked the shit out of that snow, to safety.

    I think that’s pretty much whats going on here at iBC…Winship.

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  2. TraderCaddy

    Not sure why CNBC is giving so much press to a bunch of freedom hating , democracy hating ,Christian and Jew (and other religions except for radical Islam I’m sure) hating group of freaks in London.
    These Marxists and Communists (guaranteed 90% +) are losers and need to get a job and actually work for a living.

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  3. Cash-N-Guns

    ammo still in short supply nationwide…gun sales off the charts..London scene today coming to a shitball empty mall near you…Bankers and CEO’s will be little pussy’s hiding in their limo’s…landscape is changing..be ready for a goat fucking near you.

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  4. Darius

    Everyone needs to chill the fuck out.

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  5. Bull Maggot

    Fly, keep fighting off the buzzards as you make your ascension to where you will one day rightly join ranks among the Stock Gods.

    In the mean time, be sure to blog it LOUD when you do stop pussy-footing around and make a move.

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  6. arnoldsimage

    no… we don’t need to chill the fuck out. that’s the fuckin problem… the american people have been chillin way too long.

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  7. kenny powers

    Fly is feeling it today.

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  8. Cash-N-Guns

    FAZ – FAS to intersect at 9.80….complete fuckery.

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  9. TickerTards R US
    TickerTards R US

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/flyblog/index.php/2009/03/31/indeud/

    “It’s a meat grinder out there people. Put your fucking sausage costumes on and get on the conveyor belt. While you are busy doing that, “The Fly” will wait in the tall grass for his opportunity to strike a deadly blow.”

    He already explained what he’s doing; fools.

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  10. Marx in America
    Marx in America

    The reason why CNBC is giving them so much coverage is because we will soon be them.

    Face it – those with coin in America will soon be those without – courtesy of Uncle Obama.

    “Much (e.g., all) is required to whom much is given.”

    The new USA slogan – “America: Land of absolute equals!”

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  11. TraderCaddy

    Gordon Brown is a fool who sold much of the Bank of England’s gold at the bottom about ten years ago and isn’t qualified to get a good job (no offense intended to the workers there) at a fish and chips fast food restaurant.

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  12. Cash-N-Guns

    love fish n chips…gordon brown knows his scotch though…

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  13. Padestrian

    The fly is king.

    You should replace Jim Cramer in mad money

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Big fan of a good fish ‘n chips with some vinegar/malt.
    About as good as a Chicago style dog with the trimmings (including the pickle and sport peppers).

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  15. 4fl3x

    Congrats Master Fly.

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  16. Aris

    fucking cnbc sucks so hard.

    frankly, i’d rather watch a bunch of limeys kick the crap out of each other than look at madoff’s shitty boat.

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  17. JakeGint

    Fly —

    Just talked to one of my boys at Draper, congrats on the capital raise for PPT, fucker.

    Almost $5 mm for a first round is pretty freaking impressive, given this shit is only a couple months out of the box.

    Sweet.

    _____________

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  18. Cash-N-Guns

    Aris- cnbc is monkey shit for sure..madoff’s yacht..is a Rybovich..pure quality.

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  19. TraderCaddy

    Any guess on what kind of a gift Obama will give the Queen?
    I would guess either a vibrator or an Italian (Vienna) beef sandwich from Chicago.
    Gold stocks have been in a stealth rally mode for about two hours now.

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  20. The Fly

    Thank Jake.

    Lots of changes coming to iBankCoin.

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  21. Cash-N-Guns

    S&P 875 here we go…..buckle up…

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  22. TraderCaddy

    If iBankCoin goes public some day via an IPO may I suggest the symbol FU.

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  23. DPeezy

    5mil in capital, eh?

    Does this mean I can get an iBC bailout and finally upgrade my pool?
    http://www.ibankcoin.com/flyblog/index.php/2008/04/28/campaign-commercial-vote-dpeezy/

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  24. JakeGint

    …and the sweet taste of “Victory Nectar” has never been sweeter.

    LOFL!

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  25. charlie

    Jake, when are you gonna sign up? Or are you already a member?

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  26. dishobgyn

    dude you are justifying your performance. you have underperformed the market by 50 percent. you went into cash with the first move of the market and then when you bough stock most of your trades lost money.

    not a good track record as far as I am concerned

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  27. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I have sat back and not said shit today but let me tell you what I am observing is that something is a miss here. Here I am about 65% short and I am green for the day even with oil down. My bank shorts are not being lit aflame and my CRE shorts are winning. Something is truly a miss and will soon show itself. Note my SONC is not up which it usually carries a beta of 2. There is no news in it, this is the same for another name I will not mention here. Just watch out.

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  28. Cash-N-Guns

    Cramer needs a corporate PPT VIP plan…give him the inverse of what you are actually doing Senor Fly…the dumb fuck needs to be pistol whipped by a coked up Dennis Leary

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  29. ZenProfit

    With the $5mm capital infusion, when will iBC be issuing its own credit cards?

    I want The Fly’s picture on my card. “What’s in Your Wallet?”

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  30. DSB

    Hey winship, your YZC isn’t doing so bad these days.

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  31. TheArtist

    MAC doing stupid shit again, up 18% right now.
    other RE stocks down in red.
    DOW up 150 without the normal pushers (banks, etc) up with all the rest of the components, DD, CAT UTX MSFT etc helping the charge.

    so, people are stepping into the names that have been flat for weeks.

    gapping, what are you (and others) reading into this?

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  32. TraderCaddy

    Good idea Zen. As a part of the credit card reward program iBC can issue Romanian goat cheese.
    A big hit I am sure.

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  33. TheArtist

    with 5mm infusion, all I want is a fucking iBC t-shirt with “I am easily satisfied with the very best” on it.

    for fucks sake.
    L in grey

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  34. The Fly

    up 25% ytd is underpforming the market by 50%?

    Fucking retard.

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  35. j0sh1ngU

    Fly like your picks of FAZ. i flipped my faz to fas this morning first ten minutes and last hour sold fas and bought faz. Go FAZ

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  36. Cash-N-Guns

    lets go takeover Mexico..should be fucking easy…i need some new gardeners…

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  37. Bull Maggot

    Fucking second that iBankCoin t-shirt idea. Fly, you need someone to help you make that happen?

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  38. DPeezy

    Didn’t we have an iBC online store once? One of those cafepress deals? Whatever happened to that?

    But perhaps my memory is just faulty…

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  39. boca

    So we should address you as “Your Winship” now? 🙂

    Is this capital raise an April Fool’s thang or real cash money? Can’t imagine His Winship letting a VC guy tell him what to do. The horror.

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  40. Cash-N-Guns

    Fly is busy buying golden toilets, and 30 foot goat statues for the new digs..

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  41. JAFO

    Anyone else sense some massive market fuckery in the wind? I think it’s coming…tomorrow…with the mark-to-market BS. That, coupled with the HUGE volume once again on WFC puts,…something is brewing…and I don’t think it’s gonna be good.

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  42. Cash-N-Guns

    get over the WFC puts…no way to know..its most likely a hedge…who fucking cares.

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  43. Fly, what’s in the nectar? Tropical fruit and stuff? Are you drinking from the chalice with the jewels on it?

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  44. Henry Fool

    I got your FLY right heah

    SFLY!!

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  45. mike

    I have held DMLP for about 10 mo as an investment. thinly traded & big option spreads.
    BUT, no debt, +30% insider owned, juicy div (I know, no one here cares) and good leases. Oil & gas won’t stay low forever.

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  46. JakeGint

    Can’t imagine His Winship letting a VC guy tell him what to do. The horror.

    He won’t have to. Minority stake. Post-round valuation of $13.6mm.

    Not bad for a couple month’s work, no?

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