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Fly Short: XOM

I sold short 5,000 XOM @ $82.13.

Disclaimer: If you short XOM because of this post, men with blue turbans will blow up your local gas station. And, you may lose money.

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70 comments

  1. Donny

    Fly-

    You couldn’t help yourself, could you?

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  2. 401ker

    What the F! The market just lost almost all of today’s gains! Everyone in the world must have heard you shorted XOM!

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  3. Disgraced Investor
    Disgraced Investor

    My local gas attendant actually wears a blue turban.

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  4. The Fly

    Fuck Africa!

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  5. Henry Fool

    Henry Fool buys 5000 THOR

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  6. Robert Deniro

    I’m trying, Fly. One at a time.

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  7. Danny

    No Fly, Save Africa. Peace abroad!

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  8. Robert Deniro

    What I said, one broad at a time.

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  9. Donny

    OIL = $40.06

    It’s like pulling teeth! One step at a time, the bears are gonna KILL the oil industrial complex. Bank on it!

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  10. Henry Fool

    5000 more THOR this bitch is gonna BTFO!!

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  11. Merlin

    I will come like reaper in the night, to take your women, your children, and your balls.

    Cheers

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  12. Juice

    The Fly hateth big earl.

    That’s mighty green of ya!

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  13. Juice

    I just took down a slug of SRS … IYR is extended

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  14. Depflation

    Fuck oil, short the fucker… Ags are the long play here. We still gotta eat, right?

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  15. 4fl3x

    Nice trades Master Piker Fly.

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  16. scum bucket

    Only 5000? Where’s your conviction man?

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  17. Juice

    Gold & sliver stocks look topped/tapped out for now.

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  18. Henry Fool

    Only way to play this market is big and fast

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  19. Henry Fool

    THOR could catch a case of the MOMO here.

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  20. Jakegint

    Shorting XOM?

    Let me guess — from inside the “idiot box?”

    😉

    ________

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  21. Jakegint

    Relax,

    Take a Johnny Christmas Break.

    _____

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  22. punyandy

    I wonder whose charitable portfolio is doing worse: Cramer’s, managed by himself or Elie Wiesel’s, managed by Bernie Madoff.

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  23. omfgitsjd

    Things people buy when money is tight. Electricity, food, gas for heat, oil for heat, gas at the pump, the rent, the mortgage payment.

    Things they don’t buy. All that other crap.

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  24. gatorman

    Senor Tropicana,

    I need a couple of winners to offset my heroin-addicted clown losses and end this year on an upper note. Can the PPT spit out some for all of your disciples? My kid says he’ll send yours a Star Wars card if you do…

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  25. Tony

    ERY under $35 looks good

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  26. Donny

    Breaking News:

    California is out of money!

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  27. Jimmy Stewart

    What JakeGint meant to post

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  28. Big Mike

    Fly, Why are you shorting mega cap names with tons of cash, when you could easily short US-based only production firms like CHK or HK (little cash)?

    I sold all my financial longs, but will maintain UYM until dollar stop slides.

    My box of cubans just came in…fucking beautiful;

    http://www.cigarsinternational.com/proddisp.asp?item=CS-03A&stext=cuban

    Send me your address Fly, I will send you a box

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  29. Anton Cigur

    Fly,

    Are you still holding any FAZ at this point?

    Thanks.

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  30. DEVILDOG

    Impressive follow through rally considering that our heroes benny and paulson are the greatest minds in the universe and committed to ensuring a fundamentally strong American economy based on spending debt and printing fake money. All is well. Gos bless America the Great. New lows by 1/12/09. Greater Great Depression and Revolution 2012 -2015. An historic time when all the scumballs in NYC and DC will be killed.

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  31. Tony

    DD judging by treasury yields all the fake money is being used to buy debt not lend to consumers and business.

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  32. Private Parts

    there is much fuckery afoot this last hour

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  33. Craig

    Juice – joined you in SRS (for first time). Good luck!

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  34. Danny

    DD, stop overthinking it, Dow will be at 14k by Q2 maybe Q3 09.

    Write it down.

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  35. The Boss

    Gatorman, see THE FLY’S previous post. He posted a bunch of PPT stuff.

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  36. DEVILDOG

    omfgitsjd Says:

    Things people buy when money is tight. Electricity, food, gas for heat, oil for heat, gas at the pump, the rent, the mortgage payment.

    Things they don’t buy. All that other crap.

    Electricity demand falls just like oil demand in a Depression.

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  37. Danny

    Good news Mike, probably fake!

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  38. chivasontherocks

    devildog

    told you yesterday, take your meds. try taking 22 xanax, might help.

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  39. DEVILDOG

    Danny, in your dreams. Write it DOWN. However, it’s nice to know there are still stupid cows around to slaughter.
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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  40. Fly buy is the former “Fly Jr.”. Everyone knows it, Fly buy.

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  41. Private Parts

    FCFS : pawnshops are the future.

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  42. Danny

    DD, please read my posts, they will CHANGE YOUR MIND!

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  43. Pain Trade

    DD – Anchoring is bad.
    The market will fuck you up sonny.

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  44. Private Parts

    XOM : potential rising wedge on weekly but nothing has broken yet. no signs of reversal. daily ditto. too early.
    DXO is sooo ugly. prolly better ways to play this oil bear.

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  45. scum bucket

    I thought XOM was on the PPT “nice” list? What gives?

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  46. Bob Pisani

    I’m just happy to see the return of the bull market. When POT and X are up 3-5 points EVERY day, things just feel right.

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  47. Private Parts

    checkout volume DXO

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  48. I say screw it! Stop trading for the rest of the year!
    Market is too crazy!

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  49. Generational OIL BOTTOM Picker
    Generational OIL BOTTOM Picker

    Big Mike Says: (stupidly)

    “Fly, Why are you shorting mega cap names with tons of cash, when you could easily short US-based only production firms like CHK or HK (little cash)?”

    Why are you assholes shorting ANYTHING into this flood of liquidity?

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  50. Private Parts

    i dont know if that was healthy pullback or next stop tankage. long TBT is all.
    IWM looks healthiest.

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  51. Anton Cigur

    Generational Butthead –

    That’s it! It’s you, DevilDog and a couple of chainsaws in the ThunderDome.

    I’m betting on DD.

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  52. Merlin did do an inadvertent fart in the last 10 minutes – he was just foolin around.

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  53. MarketRaider

    This is dedicated to DEVILDOGS revolution post.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-AMn-w89jo

    Go Nikki! Or are you Dr. X?

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  54. It was only 39.

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  55. CAP

    Where is the Fly and his end of day sermon ?

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  56. gappingandyapping

    DEVILDOG – I have moved to your side against the rally. Do you think we hit a ceiling at 8900?

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  57. MarketRaider

    The Fly is in the confession booth with one of the sisters. He will be ready to give his sermon shortly.

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  58. MarketRaider

    For Gods sakes gapping I am as bearish as the next bear but lets put this into perspective, we were up 400 some yesterday and down only 100 today. Having said that I hope DD would be right for once though I am sure he is not given that ’tis the season for Santa and the Messiah.

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  59. Anton Cigur

    Colombian Guy,

    lol.

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  60. Dinosaur Trader

    Rest In Peace, Fly.

    When has he ever missed an end of day post? I blame Devildog.

    -DT

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  61. THE PREACHER MAN

    i will give the sermon bow your heads please…

    lord please forgive me for the ass whippin im about to deliver with the small posistion of skf i purchased today @ 100.72
    now slide into the funnel like the shitballs that you are

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  62. Jakegint

    Fly’s on the road, funnel dwellers.

    You’ll have your meat, shortly.

    And then, the pudding.

    _________

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  63. Funnel Cake

    I’ll halve my cake and you can eat it, too.

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  64. Gio

    Shout out to Fly on StockTwits for a nice entry on XOM! repping the iBC.

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  65. norcal

    The Fly has gone silent? Did Atilla hack this site?

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  66. Gio

    BTW Fly, I think we could get more traffic if we changed our URL to: iBankYourSister’sCoin.com

    … what do you think?

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  67. CAP

    ^^

    Or even more traffic if we change the url to IBangYourSister.com

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  68. TOLD YOU TO BUY

    UP UP !

    There will be another big rally this week!!

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  69. wilmer

    Cap the cocksucker.

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