Yet another pointless PPT commercial. Keep in mind, I waste countless hours of iBC staffers time creating these vids—for no good/logical reason—making them entirely worthwhile, if I might be so bold as to say so.
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Fly
Isn’t your trading suffering by being up at this hour? Go get some sleep.
No wonder you’re always in a rotten mood.
STFU bitch.
I can’t see it.
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(the video)
uploading now.
Secrets about PPT are beginning to leak. I’ve had two tips today.
1) The “T” in PPT stands for Tower.
2) Strict rules have been established to keep the PPTower classy. It will not be a crack house for internet leeches. The rules ensure that half of us will be denied entry, while the other half will be kicked out for rule infractions after entry. The first rule is the toughest barrier: The ragamuffin, drunken people and psychotics are forbidden to enter the tower.
Nice soundtrack. Where’s the eye candy?
Are you blind?
I lack hindsight.
I will give you foresight.
PPT ad campaign:
Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
Naturally, these videos are designed to annoy many of you.
Damn. It’s already working. I just deleted a comment that was even dumber than this one.
Just know, the man with the pipe is always watching you.
Okay, off to get my usual 3-4 hrs of shut eye.
Two hours for the left eye, two hours for the right.
Can’t go wrong with a bit of Braveheart soundtrack.
so when do we get a taste of this frosty concoction? ..and, does it still rate the market a buy?
haha. nice vid. the music made me feel like i was killing a bunch of soldiers in slow motion.
GE coming out with good statements. The divi, @ 8%, is safe.
Can’t beat that.
GE to $20.
As of yesterday, the overall hybrid score for the market was 2.36, down from 2.99 on Friday.
Anything over 3 is a buy.
However, if we get some meaningful upside, the score can change, intraday, rather quickly.
What what change the score, fly?
I see Tim posted some pics of his boyfriends: The Boys
J:
That’s a really dumb question and refuse to answer it on pure principal.
You know, that whole “I am only 9 years old, please have mercy on me act” may work on some people, but not me.
The music makes me want to cry. The PPT will triumph over all the earth, and the fly shall be king for eternity!
GS looks sick in the pre-market.
interesting video. I look forward to seeing more in the coming days? Launch date?
And oh, we go further into the abyss this week and Next week could be really ugly. And on the 15th Goldman reports what could be a loss and a very ugly outlook. The financials could get crushed!
PM’s sprinting in the pre-market. The silver miners look especially strong, especially given the pullback in the metal price yesterday.
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Launch date has been pushed back into Jan of ’09, due to Vincenzo spilling an entire barrel of extra virgin olive oil on the PPT server.
Fly
Use your fucking imagination for a change, get some sleep and let brain work next time.
the rating is 2.36 (moving from 3 ish), so what kind of a move would it need to take it to 3?
is there some sort of weighting in there for particular stocks or is it just the index going back 700 points or would it need less than that?
Does it trade on particular signals? What exactly, Dumphy?
It’s not a stupid fucking question.In fact you’re stupid for assuming it is.
Another good reason to purchase a street cannon.
Probably the same reason that Nurse Bloomberg wants to put you in the Big House for owning one, Fly.
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Trader-
With like I posted before the runn up last week. I said Goldman was going to jump and give everyone another chance to get short. Jump it did and short I got. The financials are broken. They have been broken and those who have been short (like me) are counting big coin and going on trips to Hawaii to enjoy the warmth.
goldman to report on the 15th. Could be ugly.
Right now I am 80% cash – 20% short
Short GS, COF, AAPL (which I may cover soon), MCO and of course the SPY
old men like you require vast amounts of REM sleep, not I.
As for your question, use your imagination, fucker. If part of the score is based upon technicals, don’t you think a down 700 day might hinder that score?
This is NOT a launch video, just a peek. I do not and will not explain every aspect of the system now, only to be forced to repeat it again on launch date.
launch pushed into 09 huh? u sure vincenzo isn’t really your accountant. sounds like taxable income reasoning to me.
Yet another good reason, would that Nurse Bloomberg were more cognizant of the BOR:
Good times in the old nabe, or “Where’s mah transfer, mofo??!”
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If part of the score is based upon technicals, don’t you think a down 700 day might hinder that score?
Oh terrific then. So instead of looking at the S&P we’ll just look at the the ppt as a 700 pointer will just be reflected and tell you to buy after the move.
Great answer dumphy.
Oscar:
You got me. I pushed it back for tax reasons. It’s stupid to launch it one month prior to New Year.
J:
Two things:
1. You are the only asshole who is ever confused about anything.
2. I will decline sale of the PPT to you, so there is not need for you to worry about how it works.
You seem to be doing just fine on your own.
Fly,
Charging airline passengers by weight makes sense. I hate when someone flabs over the armrest into my space. If someone needs a seat belt extension, that’ll be an extra $100.
Yes. They should charge people by the pound on airplanes.
The ideal airline.
Fly:
are you about to become wall street’s version of the soup nazi? (The PPT nazi).
Look dude, I asked a reasonable question. I asked what it would take for the thing to move back to 3 as I assumed there are indicators in there that may carry some weight other than the index. That’s a reasonable assumption to make, no?
there may be something to look at without having to bother you knowing how tied you are these days after staying up all night.
You then hurl abuse at me mumbling about not selling me any soup.
relax fly and get some more friggen sleep, you’re like a bear with a sore head in the morning…
(No dog, he hasn’t turned bearish… that’s just a figure of speech so get back in your kennel).
This is the most godlike service I have tried.
I tested the beta and already made some monies for my piggy bank.
On the flipside, fly needs to understand that once this service is released s/he/it/them will be out of a high-paying job. oops!
You annoy me to no end. Do not bother sending me a personal email about how you didn’t mean to upset me.
Enough of you already. Go annoy someone else.
After thinking about my purchase of TBT yesterday I now realize I was wrong to buy it now. I still say treasuries are in a bubble but the bubble still has a way to go. It looks like I can get some of my losses back at the open and will sell before lunch today and then go eat a sandwich. Once TBT starts showing some strength I will look at it again but I think I hhave at least a month before that happens.
Annoy you because I asked a simple question that on reflection you realized was reasonable?
I didn’t send you an email to explain I didn’t mean to upset you. I sent you an email because you seemed upset and I explained I was only kidding.
You still haven’t explained why I was supposed to have lied.
Ford off to a strong start.
We close red today, put your shorts on it’s warm outside.
lol @ thread.
Looks like the first psychotic just got barred from entering PPTower.