America Post Decadence
If you thought the Walmart tragedy was egregious, wait until America is broke ass poor, lacking basic necessities—like toilet paper or cheese.
We will eat the bones of foreign nations, similar to the barbarian hordes of ancient Rome. If you thought electing Obama would bring peace to the world, think again.
We will nuclear bomb homeless shelters in Asia, then send aircraft carriers to sink “commercial loveboats,” in the Mediterranean.
Economic duress brings out the worst in people. As you know, we live in a dumbed down society, that can easily morph from narcissistic to criminal. Within a few years, the depression will get so insufferable, the only place of meaningful employment will be in the U.S. Armed Forces. With 10 million fresh conscripts, President Obama will declare war on Mexico and Canada, and put an end to their assholish free trade ways.
No longer will little Mexicans steal American dishwasher or lawnmower jobs. We now have millions of unemployed stock brokers more than willing to shine up the china at the Four Seasons or bag up leaves for Senor Tropicana.
As for the stock market:
The Treasury is bankrupting banks on purpose, in order to cause pent up demand for their t-bills. If money is not safe at the banks, might as well put it all in t-bills, no?
With the proceeds, the government will build an army of robot warriors, that will eliminate whole nations, in a very methodical, door to door, sort of way—if you know what I mean.
Sometime soon, all of you will feel the full wrath of economic contraction, as if 100′s of overweight gluttons were jumping up and down on your head— at the doorstep of your local Walmart, which happens to have lots of shit for sale inside.
43 Responses to America Post Decadence
You always happen to crack me up. Thank God for UltraShorts.
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12 month supply of Mad Dog and cigarettes.
Bring it!
My teeth will be yellow and my tongue a wonderful hue of blue.
Kinda like Woods!
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Senor:
Bravo!
One of your pithiest, cut-to-the-bone truthiest editorial triumphs yet. My compliments.
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Dear Fly…
You have no idea how happy I am. This morning I was SOOOO PISSED that everyone was bullish even thou we went up 1300 points. I was thinking to myself…what the hell is wrong with all these bullish fools?
Guy adami saying we have another 1000 points?
Joe Teranova the idiot saying hes still bullish?
We went up 1300 points and EVEN YOU FLY…EVEN YOU drank the kool-aid.
We have more to come. This was a bear market rallie. If the pattern persists do not expect a santa clause rally. I hope we get one…but in the back of my mind i think we will not.
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You really know how to paint a scary picture. Fuck Shakespeare.
The Fly is God.
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the only way the US wins is to bring down everybody else.
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Not gonna happen
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Fly, I’m too busy worrying about the injustices of not having a college football playoff system to be concerned about the things of which you speak.
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you all are morons, who reads your shit anyway? stumbled here and want to vomit…
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Indeed Omf, people worry way too much…
Marvin P. Bush, the president’s younger brother, was a principal in a company called Securacom that provided security for the World Trade Center, United Airlines, and Dulles International Airport. The company was backed by KuwAm, a Kuwaiti-American investment firm on whose board Marvin Burns also served.
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“The Treasury is bankrupting banks on purpose, in order to cause pent up demand for their t-bills. If money is not safe at the banks, might as well put it all in t-bills, no?
Well, yeah.
Is that a fake RC ^up there^ ?
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RC – layoff the maddog – you fucking drunk.
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GAWD, the economy goes into recession and you start losing your shit. **Slaps Fly** Geez man, snap out of it and MAN ‘THE FUCK’ UP. Grab your balls. Men are defined during times like this.
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Boomer Freaking Sooner!
Go Sooners!
Go ‘Bama!
We have before us an opportunity that may not exist again in our lifetime. Eventually, things will go higher than they were before the dip ola.
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OZARK HILLBILLY,
Where is your offfice? Fay,Sdale,rogers,bville,bvista?
It seems we are close in proximity. Good to know some Ibankcoiners are close to where I’m at.
What happened to all the black Friday
Macy’s shoppers?
http://www.cnbc.com/id/27999540
Cramer:
“The declines are a natural snapback after last week’s “aggressive markups” by money managers hoping to save face after a horrible November. But Cramer doesn’t expect to retest the lows of a few weeks ago.”
Oh ok, I guess it’s safe to go long again.
Long on SRS, FXP, EEV, SDS!
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I will send the robot warriors to your house first, MDAWZ, for “processing.”
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I’d like a little more volatility on the way to the end of the world.
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Yeah cramer called a bottom on the housing market in 9/06 and said subprime was too small to be an issue. Real smart guy he is.
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DEVILDOG:
Before this depression is over, you will feel the cold steel of my street cannon.
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jeez, who has the gay blog now. Get a room you two.
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That was a fake. The Cajun would never speak in a negative tone on this masterpiece of a blog.
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Four consecutive months of declines in the DOW is unlikely.
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No worries mate!
Just drink tequila instead of coffee and monster energy soda in the mornings and trade SRS in 10,000-20,000 share lots.
Good times!
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Don’t bullshit about the street cannon, Fly.
This Plaxico bullshit is all over the news, and everyone now knows that the pussy state of New York will put your skinny ass in jail for 3.5 years — minimum! — for carrying a street cannon. In other words, the liberal dickheads think its worse to arm yourself against criminals than it is to actually be a freaking criminal. Egregious.
I cannot believe I am even from there. WTF ever happened?
That Bloomberg creep needs a good hiding too. Have the word put out, would you?
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If I were Mayor, Plax would get the electric chair.
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Update on Banking crisis… news from Japan
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. “
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Pleasant dreams, world. Get some rest. You’ve got one big ball of fuck-up to untangle in the morning.
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Enola Gay,
That’s close enough, unless you are delivering large sums of untraceable cash and/or drugs. I’m sure you understand, given the shit I talk about my cow-punching customers.
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Robot warriors? …. It seems The Fly is brushing up on the Henoch Prophecies.
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With posts like this it’s no wonder that the world is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKNd22GGaQ
Canadians were pretty dubious about this American invention of NAFTA
In Canada the divisive debate during the 1988 election over the Canada-US Free Trade Agreement (FTA) was not repeated for NAFTA. By this time the formerly anti-FTA Liberal party had moderated its stance. New Liberal leader Jean Chretien had expressed doubts over NAFTA and threatened to abrogate the treaty if changes were not made. But after being elected in 1993, the Liberals duly passed the treaty and its supplemental agreements.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFTA#History_of_the_implementation
There are a lot of Canadian businesses that would LOVE to renegotiate NAFTA, or bring the return of tariffs.
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Don’t worry about Bloom wastin’ juice on the brother, trust me, he’ll mo’ probably shoot his own muthafucka head off with the Eagle he can’t handle.
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Another fellow greek on blog niice.
Hng Sng took a major dump lastnight great fxp. Now skf could some some damage today.
On the Plax front what a stupid fucking idiot. I mean how many fucking brain cells do you have 2 maybe 3. the should stop paying these fools so much money. Larry johbson spitting in a chics face and threatening to kill her boyfriend. Wtf you get paid millions to drive around nig’d out escalades, 80 lb gold spinner chains and build large homes which you don’t even know whata subzero fridge was. Cut their pay period.
Today will be glorious day for this motor boating son of a bitch
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Another fellow greek on blog niice.
Hng Sng took a major dump lastnight which is great for my fxp. Now skf could some some damage today.
On the Plax front what a stupid fucking idiot. I mean how many fucking brain cells do you have 2 maybe 3. the should stop paying these fools so much money. Larry johbson spitting in a chics face and threatening to kill her boyfriend. Wtf you get paid millions to drive around nig’d out escalades, 80 lb gold spinner chains and build large homes which you don’t even know whata subzero fridge was. Cut their pay period.
Today will be glorious day for this motor boating son of a bitch
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Well perhaps then since everyone thinks this is the end of the world; we should all start evaluating our lives, apologize to every person we have wronged, make peace with our “Maker”, sell what we have and give it to the poor (oh yeah thats us), give everyone we see a hug and develop some of our finer human qualities. So that in future decades to come when new Beings visit our planet they will think kindly upon us and not judge our time on earth as a total waste of universal energy.
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No.
I say we go out with guns blazing, throwing hobos into flaming barrels of garbage along the way.
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Bald headed, stuttering, moronic, fucker ALERT: Paulson talks around noon. Expect yet another sell-off.
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Jake, Plaxico is an idiot. He should have taken some gun handling lessons.
Fly, Unfortunately, your post may turn out to be right on target.
What’s the difference between “The Fly” and DevilDog?
When The Fly has a good day or bad day, he says it.
When DD has a good day you hear it; on a bad day, he’s nowhere to be found.
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lol we get what we deserve! http://www.ohdoctah.com/index.php?video=33 FUCK WAL MART YO!
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