Today was the first 3 day winning streak for the S&P 500 since August. I am telling you now, The Turkey Gods are angered by some of you, not celebrating “The Big Feast.” They will, and I say this in the most insincere way possible, sneak into your house, while you’re asleep, and beat you to death with large turkey legs.
Ignore me at your own peril.
“The Fly” enjoyed one of those “can’t go wrong” type of days, with gains in FXP, UYM, C, BAC, TNA, GME, UNH, just to name a few.
As you know, I bought some M today and intend on selling it at much higher prices.
Look you, the retailers are so cheap, so coiled, with loads of moronic bears embedded in them. Any semblance of life in their Christmas sales, and they will fucking sky rocket to the Sun and back.
Nothing to see here fucker, just trying to stay ahead of the curve.
Sometime soon, it will make sense to hedge up and get all bearish and shit again—-but not yet, BAMBOO loving motherfuckers.
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The Fly is God.
These low volume days are a slow death to the shorts. Melting up.
Fly, props for the heads up on the turkey rally
Good enough Fly. I’ve got loose stops.
GM and F can hit the ATM and bam, another 1k up?
I love that repeat line from The Gladiator, “… but not yet”.
Developing…
The Fly is a god that writes incredibly well too.
dead turkey bounce rally
“Dead Turkey Bounce.”
Very funny Stocktard.
Bailout Lover’s First 2 Laws of BailoutDynamics:
1. For any n, n bailouts are not enough.
2. Without n+1 bailouts, the financial system and/or the real economy will go be destroyed.
Welcome to the world of CRS, which are swaps to hedge againt the credit risk of CDS, credit default swaps.
The iteration of financial nonsense has no bound.
when can we expect a selloff
Itchy,
When Wood is writing abput loose stools instead of loose stops, you’ll know the sell off is at hand.
I think the fuckin retailers are a good idea too.
Black friday retail data will show that things suck, but the suck factor is already overly baked in. If one moron buys his girlfriend some nighties they will probably spurt up.
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5641/thanksgiving2mw8.jpg
God, this Fast Money show is humorous…I love the bald guy with the asian facial hair and the ponytail who talks really really loud.
The other totally bald guy loves himself, especially his nonstop use of metaphors.
Courtesy of Barry
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/taxpatyyer-field.jpg
Based on this post, I’m thinking of buying UGE.
Is that not the greatest, most Trumpian ticker ever?
It’s virtually guaranteed to print money.
Jewelry Store – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgBeCB5NDIM
Zach Karabell has a fucking clown wig on.
I wonder what the Christmas numbers will look like? The knife is falling, and the fly wants to catch it in his teeth.
For illustration purposes this is the fly.
http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/PDS/PDS132/200308779-001.jpg
oh yeah, christmas. “Don we now our gay apparel fa la la fa la la la la la”.
You have to be a fucking Homosexual cum guzzler to not buy JCG in the single digits. Yes balls on the lie call me in 9 months homo, buying it.
I shop at Macy a lot. There are still tons of customers everytime I am there. Thinking of buying M at this low price. Good idea or Fuck the fly?
The turkey gods don’t come around here anymore, I filled ’em full of lead seven years ago.
As if my opinion matters, but I agree on the retailers. Certain death and doom is priced in. If any life appears, and I believe it will, then we are off to the races. I’d like to play this with some options ….
Fly, I’ve found you out. JR Bob Dobbs (FLY) has been hiding in plain sight for years, punching moustaches off and being right, even when he’s wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_UnbySrOQo
“A glowing beacon of slack amongst the darkness” = IBC
I know the truth and you can’t hide anymore, Bob.
For more information on Fly’s “Other Job” as hero and savior of a whole religion of on-purpose asshattery –
http://www.modemac.com/page3.html
WTF Fly/Bob give up the SLACK.
Dude, you are a friggin Genius! M is a STEAL right here. They have a gigantic dividend that goes Ex-Div on December 11, the stock is coming around after getting completely shit upon. Man, I love you for this pick.
i was in the wrong side.
had a “not so good day”.but your insights had been useful.
thanks fly,
M is a poorly run company. It doesn’t matter how strong their balance sheet looks to you. It’ll be the same shit as injecting more cash into F or GM without forcing them to change their business plan. They will eventually get their asses handed to them again.
shove a bamboo up your ass.