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FIX BAYONETS!

Corny, but still a meaningful suggestion.

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51 comments

  1. Malaka

    I just crushed it with Googs at 284.3 a share after my purchase of 256 on 500 shares. Not to bad and I will take my coin to the bank and buy some tbt.

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  2. charlie

    Here we go

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  3. The Fly

    like magic. The golden bear wins again.

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  4. 4fl3x

    Leave Wood for me, I have plans… Attack!!!!

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  5. Juice

    The bulls may have started too early to close the deal today. But if no major damage is done, they can pick up where they leave off tomorrow.

    Calling all Devil Dogs.

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  6. Working Man

    INT.
    Retirement Home. Old people.

    Old men scrambling for misplaced turkey legs.

    “Fuck you. That’s mine.”

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  7. Ass Napkin Mike

    Bulls did start too early,shit

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  8. wtf?

    I aint got time to bleed.

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  9. Malaka

    I am wondering if I should just dump my large oil tanker full of uyg at 5.35 bought at 4.30

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  10. wtf?

    lets go 3X

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  11. The Zombie

    I’m fairly certain Devil Puppy posted at the very bottom today.
    Welcome back, Devil Doggie.

    The Fly is God.

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  12. Malaka

    Too late… All gone now on to buy some TBT before the close

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  13. Working Man

    Old Man #1 seen beating the living shit out of Old Man #2, brandishing heavy turkey leg type weapon.

    Nurse: Sir, sir, please stop beating that man with your turkey leg.

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  14. Obama's New Dog

    If I take a big dump on the carpet in the oval office, will my master instruct the Secretary of the Treasury, or the Head of the Fed, to clean up after me. Both of them aren’t doing anything but shoveling shit anyway.

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  15. Malaka

    What about the Turkey Labia gobble gobble

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  16. yamnuska

    I think you mean affix not fix.
    Is the bayonet broken?

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  17. Hawkeye_esq

    Lulz @ Obama’s New Dog

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  18. charlie

    Clip of the market: I called this rally though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXr-N5tJY8I&feature=related

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  19. Small Fry

    You can almost hear the shorts screaming and they are squeezed in the pants. I love it. The last half hour will be fun fun fun.

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  20. The Contractor

    Good to see the DevilDog indicator is alive and well.

    You saved us bulls just in the nick of time, dog. I owe you a drink.

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  21. TX Slave Trader

    Worth a few minutes of your time…….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNmcf4Y3lGM&feature=related

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  22. hmmmmm

    DevilDog opened his mouth at the right time for we are now in the “Cock Suck Zone.”

    The Fly puts those on the other side of his trades in a constant, unavoidable, state of nonplus. (You may adopt that beautifully crafted sentence by me, Fly)

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  23. TraderCaddy

    Sir. Bayonets are fixed.
    Awaiting further orders.

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  24. Asshat

    “Fix Bayonets!” is a Marine Corps rallying cry, you metrosexual tool.

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  25. El Tiberon

    Fly,

    When do you think tax loss selling is going to hit? I expect many people have already taken the haircut, but there has to be more out there…

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  26. DSB

    What’s the best website to track your investments? thx

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  27. TraderCaddy

    I believe the term “Fix Bayonets” was used during the Civil War when the Confederate Army (led no doubt by Woodshedders relatives) at the Battle of Fredricksberg. So it’s been around awhile.
    If I recall my history.

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  28. wtf?

    it was ye boys from maine, led by Josh Chamberlain.

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  29. The Fly

    Here comes the long whip of certain death.

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  30. Mr. Market's boner
    Mr. Market's boner

    What we need is some rally music. Stacked dead Bears.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwyit8Xz5Dc

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  31. Grandpa

    I bailed on DUG, oil down 3.70 but DIG is up and DUG can’t make headway. If it don’t want to go up it must want to go down. Took a small gain and will wait to see what happens next.

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  32. wtf?

    i bought some SRS calls to protect my profits the last 3 days…

    then i realized im trading a derivative, of a derivative.

    Pretty fun. Almost as fun as the venerable XXX 3X etfs!

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  33. 4fl3x

    Likewise, grabed a lol SRS and EEV to hedge what I have left and relax for a bit.

    The Turkey Gods are real!

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  34. yamnuska

    Well me wrong, stupid for listening to that history teacher.

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  35. DannyBoy

    The dollar is weak again.

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  36. gappingandyapping

    Fade this rally! We rally tomorrow hard! We need to breathe today. Close flat or down a point or 2.

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  37. wb

    Would like to see this thing maintain upward momentum for more than 32 seconds at a time.

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  38. Paradigm Shift

    How about a face melting rip tomorrow on a light volume day?

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  39. Paradigm Shift

    How about a face ripping melt tomorrow on a heavy volume day?

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  40. Woodshedder

    Quick, to the lifeboats men!!! We’re sinking!!!

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  41. GA

    I can feel the nervousness in the market, tomorrow is the great sell off before the long weekend.

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  42. gappingandyapping

    Do not let this end green or we will not Rally. Tomorrow we fight!

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  43. gappingandyapping

    Prepare, this is a classic trap laid by the bulls here. If you are short your fucked come tomorrow.

    TOP PICK: Long SnP e-minis tonight!

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  44. Woodshedder

    Bail!!! Bail!!!

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  45. Woodshedder

    Gapping, I’ve seen this T-day action play out for 6 years now. Likely, we will rally on weak volume. Never fails.

    Still, there is a chance that we won’t.

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  46. Woodshedder

    Gapping, you oughta look at MarketSci’s study on the bullishness of overnight markets. Good study. Shows that overnight markets are bullish, day markets, bearish.

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  47. gappingandyapping

    Wood I would speculate that we have a constant melt up tomorrow. Of course we could shit the shower but there is no reason to. Like I said earlier, mortgage brokers were fucking blowing lines all day. I talked to a few of them today, true story, and they had a step in their voice and were peddling cracked out refi’s like mad today. This is good news since people can lock in rates to save their homo arms that are set to adjust this year. TOMORROW WE FIGHT!

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  48. kochevnik

    Fly versus the bears :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPmPSls-9s

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  49. Woodshedder

    Gapping, constant melt seems about right.

    Still, can’t ignore that the edge here has been with the bears. Of course that can all change.

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  50. Fly is Toast

    You wish you had the balls to be in a fight like that Fly. You lame ass.

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  51. Hammering Swords into Plowshares
    Hammering Swords into Plowshares

    Who broke the bayonets?

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