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All you bastages who killed the market today, piling up the coin, please be good Americans and go buy shit on Ebay and Amazon with a little bit of your profits, NOW, please. I need to see some signs of hope or pretty soon I’ll be using the bayonet to stab my inventory.
Things never change. You Americans think all your elected officials are idiots. Instead of being inspired by them, you smash the market when they speak.
To wtf?, sorry no gold coins for sale, mainly books and DVD’s and of course, junque, electronics and collectibles on Ebay.
Meow? whatever, retail is really suffering right now, I’m happy for the traders raking in the coin, just praying it stimulates the online economy a little bit. You’ll get used to my sarcastic sense of humor.
Things never change. You Americans think all your elected officials are idiots. Instead of being inspired by them, you smash the market when they speak.
A healthy skepticism with regard to our elected fucktards — which was baked into our Constitution if you are a scholar — has seemed to have served us well these last 232+ years.
What benighted burg might ye be from, then?
Let me guess, that sceptered isle that doesn’t even have a Constitution?
Everything seems okay with Obama, until he starts talking about taxes. When he is asked about taxes, he should say “nothing is off the table”. When a reporter follows up with a question about the Bush tax cuts sunseting, Obama should reiterate “nothing is off the (fucking) table”.
I agree 100%. Obama could have rocketship’d this mofo 1000+ points today.
Instead, he Um’d and Uh’d the American people with the same empty platitudes. I felt like he literally punched me in the jiblets when he started talking about taxes.
In the end, I believe Obama is one of the following:
1.) Short the market
2.) Hoping it goes down the shitter to enable an easier transition into full-blown Socialism for America.
Good article on Bespoke’s front page about what a fucking joke of a wild-west gun slinging cowboy atmosphere the entirety of wall street is with firms shorting each others shares at will.
Donny, Oblama is not working for you – he wants to redistribute your income – he could be driving a cab in Indonesia, but he is here trying to make a utopia for his people – not you. Understand?
Stonewall Jackson was a formidable man.
orders given at 7:37 too, fyi.
Chamberlain was the best.
ye boys from Maine
All you bastages who killed the market today, piling up the coin, please be good Americans and go buy shit on Ebay and Amazon with a little bit of your profits, NOW, please. I need to see some signs of hope or pretty soon I’ll be using the bayonet to stab my inventory.
boca,
if you sell Gold coins I am a buyer
Meow, meow, meow.
I can’t wait for these shorts to start covering on my holdings.
I believe Boca is in the book selling business.
oh yeah, here comes the pain
Not really impressed with the news conference, am I allowed to say that??
damn you Obama, stop with your net tax cut shit.
i hope this is not a trend with this guy
i knew it…hes not moderating on taxes.
The more Obama talks, the more the market is sinking.
STFU OBAMA!
Things never change. You Americans think all your elected officials are idiots. Instead of being inspired by them, you smash the market when they speak.
Awesome.
To wtf?, sorry no gold coins for sale, mainly books and DVD’s and of course, junque, electronics and collectibles on Ebay.
Meow? whatever, retail is really suffering right now, I’m happy for the traders raking in the coin, just praying it stimulates the online economy a little bit. You’ll get used to my sarcastic sense of humor.
I posted that by the way to be a contrary indicator as I need the market to stay up. Oops, I probably just negated the first post effect now…
Obama just went Obombardier on this market!!!
the flea flicker is out to a 3 martnini lunch.
check back in 3 hours.
Special delivery from a friend who owns a machine:
AMSF.
Odd, no?
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Merlin is on his way to the NYSE.
Things never change. You Americans think all your elected officials are idiots. Instead of being inspired by them, you smash the market when they speak.
A healthy skepticism with regard to our elected fucktards — which was baked into our Constitution if you are a scholar — has seemed to have served us well these last 232+ years.
What benighted burg might ye be from, then?
Let me guess, that sceptered isle that doesn’t even have a Constitution?
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Think I’ll celebrate with a few coronas in the garage today.
Hank!!!! Where is that auto bailout!!! $50 bill, baby, and make it quick – pronto! – stop the fooling around and cough it up!
Everything seems okay with Obama, until he starts talking about taxes. When he is asked about taxes, he should say “nothing is off the table”. When a reporter follows up with a question about the Bush tax cuts sunseting, Obama should reiterate “nothing is off the (fucking) table”.
Fly,
Can your PPT give readings on the Canadian banks? I’m interested in the majors: td, bmo, bns, cm, ry, cwb on the TSX.
“You Americans?” “inspired by elected officials?”
Something tells me you don’t live here. lol
mdawsz – that was funny, good one! Obombadier haha.
psst Jake… I’m holding in my hand right now a book called The English Constitution, by Walter Bagehot, first published in 1867. Odd, no?
Donny,
I agree. I mean, when will the lightbulb go off for him?
forget raising taxes for now, until the markets get out of this mess.
Donny,
I agree 100%. Obama could have rocketship’d this mofo 1000+ points today.
Instead, he Um’d and Uh’d the American people with the same empty platitudes. I felt like he literally punched me in the jiblets when he started talking about taxes.
In the end, I believe Obama is one of the following:
1.) Short the market
2.) Hoping it goes down the shitter to enable an easier transition into full-blown Socialism for America.
Shorts will get the business end of this market in the last hour.
Builders and Financials are leading this rally…for lasting rally, this MUST continue…
The waters are safe for surfing as the sharks have misplaced their dentures and cannot gum ya to death…merely minor flesh wounds will be inflicted…
Contractor…the shorts already got the business end. The business end will shift to the longs at the close. Sorry.
Mr Market
Good article on Bespoke’s front page about what a fucking joke of a wild-west gun slinging cowboy atmosphere the entirety of wall street is with firms shorting each others shares at will.
Donny, Oblama is not working for you – he wants to redistribute your income – he could be driving a cab in Indonesia, but he is here trying to make a utopia for his people – not you. Understand?
Ugh, burp- rally lacking conviction, must…drink…more…drink faster…glug glug glug
Psssst – Boca — that’s a book by an an American hating Tory prigtard… The Britanistanis HAVE no written constitution!
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Jillgint, what do you have on AMSF?
“he could be driving a cab in Indonesia”
LOL -I can see it now, Obama screaming “TRANS-PORT” !!!!!!!!!!!
Sniper —
“Jagerbombs” — very funny.
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Sawzall —
I have a machine I borrowed.
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Boca, thx, I do what I can…
^^punches jake on the chin
Jake, thanks for the info, you just saved me the trouble of reading it. Haha — I’ll have to borrow that word “prigtard” sometime, if you don’t mind.