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82 comments

  1. DPeezy

    As toolish as this may be…but FIRST!
    I believe this will entitle me a discount, yes?

    Looks awesome.

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  2. RC

    DP, for a better look, go to iBC’s YouTube page and watch video in High Quality.

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  3. DPeezy

    Aye, I had to do that anyway since embedded YouTube videos don’t always work for me (Google Chrome not so perfect).

    Making full use of the pause function.

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  4. BuyOnTheDip.com

    tease.

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  5. BuyOnTheDip.com

    it’s been months! what are you? my wife?

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  6. j

    hey fly put up a picture of yourself. we all wanna see what you look like

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  7. ottnott

    I prefer the original production starring Peter O’Toole. It will never be topped.

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  8. Ass Napkin Mike

    J

    Are you gay?

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  9. j

    no, toilet paper. I’m not a homo. I pic fly as being fat and want to see if my hunch is right.

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  10. ALEX

    HEY FLY. REF MACY’S WAS CRAMER WHO KILLED THE STOCK, READ IT..SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN. WHAT DO WE DO, HOLD OR SEEL, THANKS GUY

    Stop Trading! Jim Cramer’s ‘Stop Trading!’: Avoid AIG 10/15/08 – 03:28 PM EDT , AIG , M , STT , UPL TheStreet.com Staff “We are so on the hook to AIG(AIG Quote – Cramer on AIG – Stock Picks),” said Jim Cramer on Wednesday’s “Stop Trading!” segment on CNBC. “That will prove to be an unbelievable black hole that will last forever. I don’t know what was worse — taking them over, or letting Lehman fail.” Related Articles Jim Cramer’s ‘Stop Trading!’: Wanted: High-Quality Industrials Cramer’s ‘Stop Trading!’: Microsoft’s Too Cheap Jim Cramer’s ‘Stop Trading!’: Bulls Keyed In on Apple Market Activity American International Group Incorporated| AIG UP Macy’s Incorporated| M UP State Street Corporation| STT DOWN As for buying AIG shares, Cramer was confident. “In no uncertain terms, that will never pay off,” he said. He said he was seeing opportunities in the market as we pull back, but “AIG is not one of them.” Moving on to natural gas stocks such as Ultra Petroleum(UPL Quote – Cramer on UPL – Stock Picks), he said: “Does anyone notice that natural gas this week is at the same price as it was last year at this time, and yet the stocks are cut in half or in thirds?” Up next was State Street(STT Quote – Cramer on STT – Stock Picks), which reported a technically better-than-expected quarter today. “Was it really better than expected?” Cramer asked. “I think that they’re protected, because hey were going to be the next one that the shorts operated on.” Instead, the shorts are having an effect in the retail sector with stocks such as Macy’s(M Quote – Cramer on M – Stock Picks). “When does that thing stop? Everyone’s telling me that that’s the next one,” Cramer said. “The shorts have their way in retail now.

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  11. punyandy

    what software package do you guys use to make those videos. they are solid.

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  12. Your mom

    nobody wants your shitty ass system

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  13. HateTexasMorons@cowboy.com

    YOUR Mom says she was raped by a sexually deviant Texas lunatic to spawn YOU, Your Mom!

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  14. jakem5150

    The premium website sounds good. However; if the people who read this website ever want the confidence to trade successfully on their own, they must do the work. Ibankcoin is just a crutch. Have a good day.

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  15. mrkcbill

    PPT=Fly’s Nut Sack

    Zombie…. Colorado over K-State***** —- OK over KU——-TX over MU

    RED SOX over Tampa Bay…… Rays will be gripping big time! Sorry TC.. plus who wants to watch a WS in a Dome?

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  16. pay attention

    Fly,

    I never knew you had so little hair.

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  17. The Fly

    “The Fly” is not fat.

    It will have to remain a mystery for you bowling alley lovers.

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  18. The Fly

    Jake5150:

    The PPT will help people make their own decisions. That’s the whole point. It is a kickass research tool.

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  19. boca

    PPT looks great.

    I have a thing for extra-big guys. There’s more to love.

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  20. Ass Napkin Mike

    G0 watch Krulls new video:

    hitthebid.net

    its another classic.

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  21. Ass Napkin Mike

    FLY-

    Can you post a picture of Tim Kights boyfriend? I think J wants to check him out to see if he’s “hot”.

    Enjoy the weekend.

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  22. Awake

    Hmm what song was that in the video, it was suitably dramatic

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  23. Grandpa

    Fly,
    Hope you’re setting up as wide a payment system as possible, i.e.: Ck, V, MA, as well as PayPal.
    (Doesn’t have to go as far as two goats and a gay fiddle).

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  24. RC

    Payments will only be accepted in hard assets, ie. gold, silver,land, oil, food, drugs, cigarettes, beer, & foreign currency preferably Yen.

    Oh yea, we also accept Ameros.

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  25. Grandpa

    RC, Funny!
    I was just looking out for Master Fly. The wider the web, the more internet leeches he can help.

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  26. JakeGint

    Needless to say, that was a different “Jake,” above.

    It’s a shame that the (new) humourous (sic) slogan is not kept on screen long enough for all but the soopah genius to read.

    Boy the ‘Dawgs are taking it to the ‘Dores ovah heah. You don’t Knowshawn til you’ve seen ‘Shawn. That kid is the second coming of Herschel.

    (Sorry Boomer)

    __________

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  27. JakeGint

    RC — don’t forget about payment in cold hard mackeral.

    Word.

    ______

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  28. buylo

    Fly, re your PPT helping us to make our own decisions, are you nuts? do you really want 97.5% of this blog to loose more $ ???? wtf!

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  29. The Fly

    STFU:

    The PPT is my fucking brain on a computer. And, I will give newsletter services to boot, where I will be more hands on.

    Howsoever, none of this will affect iBankCoin in any way.

    Business as usual.

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  30. Awake

    Fly:

    Any details as to the subscription fee? blood of my firstborn, seventy-seven virgins? a brand new cah?

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  31. The Fly

    I don’t want to disclose the price, yet. However, it will be cheap.

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  32. Anton Cigur

    How long will it take before you introduce PPT 2.0, the version that doesn’t require the old IT guy to keep it running? I don’t like a lot of smoke in the house unless the Wu-Tang Clan are over.

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  33. Damon

    Fleckenstein pulled all his shorts on VIX fear of huge upside rally Monday.

    http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/ContrarianChronicles/is-credit-crisis-over-not-so-fast.aspx

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  34. Ass Napkin Mike

    FLY

    I hope you dont pull an “Options Addict” and go awol on your existing site once you launch the new service.

    He fucked up big time doing that. He got about 60 people to follow him and lost the other 1000’s to different sites.

    Hmmm, maybe ibankcoin saw an increase in unique hits?

    Looking forward to signing up.

    -Ass Napkin

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  35. Ass Napkin Mike

    4:20pm

    Nice

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  36. El Tiberon

    “PPT” what’s it named after? PowerPoint…I used to tell the people in my company they were getting a TPS report…it sure screwed with them as they wanted to know what it stood for. Did you ever think the 77 virgins could be guys???

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  37. Fake Option Addict
    Fake Option Addict

    yes, I’m a douche

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  38. The Real Option Addict.com
    The Real Option Addict.com

    Are you kidding me?

    My new site rocks! Ya’ll should join-its only $59.99 per month. Peanuts compared to what The FLY is going to charge.

    I’ve heard that The Fly is going broke and is looking for ways to pay his rent for his aparment in Queens. Rumor has it that he fired everyone on this site and is just impersonating them to save money.

    Stock are for ass-clowns

    The Option Addict

    P.S. All you old Option Addicts that now hang out here at ibankcoin, Im offering EIGHT free months of service when you sign up for a year. I miss you guys and want you back. Please come back guys, Im serious. Please, Im begging you.

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  39. Bill Miller

    One word………. GODLY!

    By the way are you looking for a broker?

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  40. Cajun

    lol.

    I wish we still had the Karma buttons ovah here!

    +1

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  41. The Real Fake Option Addict

    Fake eye balls went to me ed. Enry Blodget taught me to monetize fake eye balls even if it was politically incorrect. Its not my fault I’m a douche.

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  42. The Republicans Eff'd  up
    The Republicans Eff'd up

    http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/444.html

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  43. TraderCaddy

    Yeah, bring back the karma buttons.

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  44. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Very soon the Fly will be required to “spread the wealth” around to me. Thank you for your money, you have now been mugged. That will teach you from wanting to succeed.

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  45. The Real Option Addict.com
    The Real Option Addict.com

    Red Sox will win…..with or without Josh Beckett.

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  46. TraderCaddy

    TBS sucks.

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  47. Ass Napkin Mike

    They should be banned from covering any more playoff games this season and next. That was a fuck up that cannot be overlooked

    In Boston, the game didnt come on until the 2nd inning.

    People were just about to start making death threats.

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  48. Jakegint

    That’s a great article RC. I second that movement.

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  49. TraderCaddy

    Those VW commercials about people having a baby just so they can own a VW have to be about the most idiotic commercials I have ever seen. First of all I still don’t understand them. Second of all the Nazis go through my mind every time she says babies and German engineering.

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  50. The Fly

    The PPT stands for what it is: a group of people/entity that control markets, via influence or brute force.

    iBankCoin will remain 100% the same. I do not need to charge a fee. However, I am obliged to offer a service.

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  51. The Fly

    The fee will not even be close to 59.99 per month. Much cheaper.

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  52. BuyOnTheDip.com

    Fly,

    Can we get a OPP rendition of the PPT? Naughty By Nature style… I think TRECH is available for side jobs.

    p.s. check it yo! … The BOTD premium service of linking in a bunch of blogs, amazing!

    http://marketroll.blogspot.com/

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  53. Awake

    Fly

    more moneymaking ideas for you: when you hang up the trader shoes, write a memoir a la Livermore. I’d fucking buy it.

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  54. The Fly

    Awake:

    I want to do that. Not so much for my trading, but stories about the business. They are fucking comedy goldmines.

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  55. leftnut

    Write the book…. your sic sense of humor is worth the price… fucking hilarious

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  56. cheesefries

    Article on MOS in this mornings paper.

    http://www.startribune.com/business/31183624.html?elr=KArks:DCiU1OiP:DiiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU

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  57. chump

    Looks like some motley fool interface knockoff. Everybody rates stocks based on a 1 to 5 “coin” scale.

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  58. The Fly

    Fuck off.

    Motley Fool is for retards. This shit took months to develop. You Sir, can go fuck a mule.

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  59. j

    According to a recent survey by Thomson Financial, Wall Street analysts are expecting earnings for companies in the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index to soar 40 percent in the fourth quarter, versus the year-earlier quarter, and 20 percent in 2009, versus 2008. Even more astonishing, those consensus 2009 projections have remained fairly steady in recent months, despite growing fears among investors that a recession is unavoidable.

    “Wall Street analysts are notorious for being overly optimistic,” said Christopher N. Orndorff, head of equity strategy at Payden & Rygel, the asset manager based in Los Angeles. “However, the cold, hard reality of disappointing earnings will be with us for some time longer.”

    they keep wheeling out anal ysts predictions that they are far too high in terms of market realities and therefore the market hasn
    t capitulated yet.

    However here’s my question who on earth believes those idtiots and who would actually trade on their forecasts?

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  60. Damon

    The Motley Fool…..I remember when those two ass-wipes used to wear court jesters hats whenever they could. Total AOL f’ing homos!

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  61. affleck

    damon, come outta the closet already. homophob

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  62. Mulatto Swan Dive

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f4X1Pa2NCk&feature=related

    Eim da bvest eva ya ear.

    Fly just gained my PPT subscription

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  63. BOOMER

    Russia: Done

    http://tinyurl.com/56fglm

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  64. Juice

    https://www.gmo.com/websitecontent/JGLetter_3Q08.pdf

    in the fwiw dept:

    Value man Jeremy Grantham puts S&P 500 fair value at around 975. He says during bear markets, his fair value will often be undercut by 50%. He says emerging markets have now undershot by 20%.

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  65. Juice

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/17/ron.paul.qa/#cnnSTCVideo

    CNN Ron Paul interview

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  66. Juice

    CNN Ron Paul interview

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  67. Juice

    Anyone wanna tell me with Orange Juice & Wheat futures 65% off their highs; why the price of bagels & OJ cartons hasn’t come off one lousy percent?

    Maybe I need to buy BAGL; their margins must be expanding.

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  68. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    SnP E-Minis up 3.3% in early trading….

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  69. Juice

    overnight futes are often headfakes … i’m expected ugly this week

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  70. qotd

    “The credit crunch is putting on a brake at every level of supply,” said Antoine Halff, deputy head of research at brokerage Fimat USA. “Levels of credit are evaporating, so producers and refiners are having a hard time selling -they want to make sure their customers are good for the money,” Halff added.

    “The oil trade relies on credit lines, so the freezing of credit is making the system less optimal,” agreed Olivier Jakob, an analyst at Petromatrix.
    ————-

    Implication: oil rebound is sooner than you think, as it may depend on credit conditions improving rather than demand improving.

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  71. Woodshedder

    I’ve got the e-mini’s up about .5% at ~6:10 eastern.

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  72. Danny

    up a half percent from 733, still a small gap down open.

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  73. Mule

    why the hell everyone’s always trying to tell people to fck me…
    my damn anus

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  74. Jim Cramer

    BAC is a buy buy buy….

    “They have no idea”

    Boo-yahhh

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  75. j

    juice

    Why are you expecting an ugly week?

    Credit spreads are coming down, the Asian markets are doing better.

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  76. Dice-K

    J-

    I think we are setting up to have a good week. I also think we will see the markets begin to settle down and start building a nice base.

    Look for a calmer market that creeps higher.

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  77. ZenProfit

    Booyah! Story on everyone’s favorite crazee:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/20/business/media/20carr.html?hp

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  78. Juice

    J – just one more flush before the long sought after rally can get underway, underfoot and not on quicksand.

    That’s my guess. We should know today .. futes are up well on the Asia relief rally.

    I am very long here & will lighten up & put on hedges but will be looking to heavily buy a further break.

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