This is not the time to be buying shit . Its the time to be going to your church, synagogue, temple and praying that the end comes swiftly and not with excruciating pain.
So the rumors out there of a possible market shutdown are true:
“Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said political leaders are discussing the idea of closing the world’s financial markets while they “rewrite the rules of international finance.”
The new rules of International finance-
Stocks can only be shorted on Tues if they start with A-L.
Stocks can only be shorted on Thurs if they start with M-Z.
All shorts must be covered within ten minutes of shorting.
NO rumor mongering allowed or else you will be taken care of by Sniper6.
Right now I am having a dried dog barf sandwich, pepper jack cheese, no onions, lightly peppered.
I’m eating chili with cheese and sour cream. It’s good, reminds me of the good old days before the apocalypse.
jerky boys are classic…. oh the good ole days
Going to grab some Chinese food—Almond Chicken.
I’m actually looking at going long FXI at some point. I can’t believe it.
Fly, did you add more NOV here in the low 20’s?
whats up with COF?
Dammit…at this rate, I won’t be able to afford to even tip my massage therapist after my spa treatment.
TC-
I am in position. Cue the parade.
The sell off is going to be sick.
I like this better:
http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/24105887/lunch-meeting
Here come the clerks.
Was the floor-cheering about the clerks?
Most important hour in stock market history, about to unfold. You fuckers all need to sack up and buy shit. What? Anything. Just fucking buy it.
what the fuck happened to GLD
I sold everything at breakeven. I’m too skeered to be effective.
Cramer makes it sound like the market is rigged with all of his talk about propping up certain stocks.It’s not rigged is it?
This is not the time to be buying shit . Its the time to be going to your church, synagogue, temple and praying that the end comes swiftly and not with excruciating pain.
sure its time to buy….
puts, reverse ETFs
all kind of great deals
There goes AAPL
way to go cramer!!
CAP- too late.
I want you fuckers to know, it is that excruciating pain, that shall set you free.
“Your suffering will be legendary”- Pinhead.
Wow. That volume on UYG is 3x daily.
Whenever the snapper comes, it should be stunning.
3:00 pm test 8,000 and reverse it!!!
RALLLEEEE TIME!
The Gates of Hell open in 28 minutes. We are all invited.
None of this shit matters.
I’ll tell you what matters- Red Sox vs. Rays, tonight.
The winner will be the World Champion, IMO.
Good Luck to all.
Chatter coming out of the G7 that they want Monster Energy Soda with their sandwiches instead of root beer.
Baseball is not a sport.
It’s a pasttime, like knitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lYTIYvKTNg
Ah, so under the new rules, you can only short on days when Simon says.
you all know why gold is falling right??
You can’t eat gold…
I can kill, nineteen ways, with knitting needles.
Howth my plan working out?
Would that be FLY at the helm??
I could not make out what he said but I think it was
“Go looong you bitch!”
Bad News Bears: DBA is down just as much
liek,
can’t eat a fund either….
perfect time for the PPT to come in an spend some taxpayer money on index futures.
make everybody all happy and shit for the weekend.
So the rumors out there of a possible market shutdown are true:
“Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said political leaders are discussing the idea of closing the world’s financial markets while they “rewrite the rules of international finance.”
buy buy buy!!!
CAP,
I don’t mean to be harsh, but I’m going to have to ask you to turn that frown upside down.
1-month t-bills yielding 2 hundredths of 1 per cent. If I’m doing my math right, that means you earn 1.6 cents for the month on a $1000 bill.
$1000*.0002/12=$0.0167
Is my math right?
I’m gonna go take a nice long shower and this thing better correct itself by the time I get out…. or else
Gold is down because that’s the only form of payment the Margarine Caller will take.
oooooh look at Mc D’s
Bad News Bears: touche.
WE FINISH GREEN
The plunge protection team is going to make them finish green on the day.
buy me! me! me!
http://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf
Anton – frown what frown ? I type all this stuff about Armageddon with a smile like I just won the lotto.
Sniper9, I’m with you. Knitting… Hrumph.
That fucking monkey makes me happy like bubble wrap to a retard.
So glad he wasn’t eaten, after all.
The new rules of International finance-
Stocks can only be shorted on Tues if they start with A-L.
Stocks can only be shorted on Thurs if they start with M-Z.
All shorts must be covered within ten minutes of shorting.
NO rumor mongering allowed or else you will be taken care of by Sniper6.
pardon this interruption….
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
My JPM, AAPL and UUP are working today. I was beginning to forgot what the color green looked like. Fucking hell.
Howsa bout a late day rally?
GO Chivasmonkey!
How did that song go? “Get Down, UYGie, UYGie, UYGie! Get Down, UYGie, UYGie, UYGie!”
OK I’ll shut up now.
I want to make monkey love to this market now……..
Baseball is not a sport.
It’s a pasttime, like knitting.
ROFL!! Thanks, that was almost as good as Cap’s CNBC rant yesterday.
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uuuuhhhhnnn… and I’m spent.
Hey shorts you just made my list of things to do today…I’m gonna pop a cap in yur azz
Fly,
Are you selling a little of your $7 and change UYG into this or holding for the return of Jesus?
Baseball is for lazy ass butt munching wiener eating homos…
phew…i feel better now……..
I like baseball.
And you call yourself an American, Jake…
{Sound of illusions dying like little birds in a microwave.}
ARGH, my RT quotes are all eff’ed up. I guess it’s a good thing right about now. Ya think?
You guys are funny. Even in my debanked state, I find this entertaining.
Here’s the much anticipated G7 bounce I’ve been waiting for….now if they can get their shit together…..
sniper,
If you line your shot up juuuuuuust right, I think you can get Maria and this fucking former Searss underwear model in one shot.
i took that long shower and holy shit look what happened!!
Back to the shower…
For Maria, I gotta put the super wide-angle lens scope on my hippo gun
I think Maria is Barney Frank in disguise
Bot more CHK here.
Going down with the ship on that fucker.
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what’s the word on the monday-closed rumor ?
and who’s going bankrupt this weekend due to the $400B CDS ?
And you call yourself an American, Jake…
Make no mistake, America’s sport is football, not that pansy assed cricket-on-steroids.
What can I say? I grew up a Yankee fan. I’m jaded.
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I know this is too good to be true for very long, but it feels good right now!
just close the shop now, do us all a favor
Too nutz. I’m done. Go Rays.
did everyone fall off their chairs or something???