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A Special Message From Your Government

Hank Paulson, Leader of the Fannie Mae Bailout Team, Goldman Sachs

People, let’s not make a mountain out of a molehill. Look, buy Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. [[LEH]] now, off of the decline in oil. And, and, look at Intel Corporation [[INTC]] and Microsoft Corporation [[MSFT]] , they’re going higher too. The U.S. markets are stable and represent the best opportunity of anywhere in the world, except China (they made me say that).

Avoid a quick death and buy the banks now, or else we’ll injure more of our best U.S. gymnasts too.

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20 comments

  1. Dick Bove

    This post makes me want to buy banks… while humming the national anthem, a.k.a. The Star-Spangled Banker.

    And the rockets red glare ((click buy))
    The bombs bursting in air ((buy buy))
    Gave proof through the night ((buy))
    That our banks were still solvent ((buy buy buy buy))

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  2. recusancy

    Fly, You adding to your MVIS position down here? Or did that CC change your outlook?

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  3. Molecool

    “People, let’s not make a mountain out of a molehill.”

    Hey – I resent that!

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  4. alphadawgg

    Dick,
    Are you insinuating that, at this point, we’re only at “the national anthem” rather than the “third inning” of the current bank supercycle?

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  5. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    MVIS and VG are defensive stocks, they do well in any environment.

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  6. The Fly

    I do not like the turn MVIS has made. There is a big delay and I do not believe there is much upside to the stock.

    With that being said, I will sell my whole position, just prior to CES.

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  7. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    A special message from scum bucket:

    NEW YORK (Associated Press) – Sales volumes of soft drinks grew more slowly in July than the preceding months even as sellers offered heavy discounts, an analyst said Monday.

    Longbow Research analyst Alton Stump said sales growth was 1 percent to 2 percent year over year. In the few months before July, Stump noted, sales had been growing by about 2 percent to 3 percent.

    Soft drink demand was weak in July because of flat sales at convenience and grocery stores and tepid reaction from consumers to new products launched since the beginning of the year

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  8. The Fly

    This Granville guy is absurdly egregious.

    I almost want to curse at him. Almost.

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  9. Cardiff_Giant

    Fly-

    Does it make sense that SMN should rip higher if your theory on global growth is correct?

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  10. SpockGint

    Fascinating, Captain.

    The one thing I find most illustrative of you humans’ emotional irrationality is your penchant to hold “story stocks” (FCEL, MVIS, BLDP) for years on end, even after many obvious disappointments.

    It is most illogical.

    __

    Update: Be sure not to miss my prior post on Vulcan, Captain.

    _

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  11. Dick Bove

    Mr. Dawgg,

    As you know, banks of all make and measure are a generational buy, down at these levels.

    For instance, BSC is a steal here at $70 per, and will print no lower than $60, therefore — oh excuse me, these are my old notes. Uh.. one moment…. well, no matter, just buy banks, or an unspeakable tragedy will befall you, and as a result, your family will shun you, and your favorite companion animals will go unfed, causing you to weep openly, and attracting the attention of effeminate individuals.

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  12. John Thain

    You da man Spanky! If it twasn’t for you, Hankster, I wouldn’t have been able to scoop 500,000 shs of MER at 22.50 at the taxpayers exense, and another 250k for some pain in the ass directors, but ya gots ta do what ya gotz ta do , know what I’m sezing Spankman!?!

    SCHWEEEET !!!!

    This country is $%^&*( GREAT!

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  13. Juice

    fm MV –

    Bennet Sedacca

    12:09:17 PM

    No positions in stocks mentioned.

    Who will have the distinction…

    …Of not being able to finance themselves and will get in real trouble?

    Clearly Fannie Mae (FNM) and Freddie Mac (FRE) cannot finance themselves. That’s why Hank and Co. are using our dough to put themselves in the catbird seat.

    Many of the regionals are already in this boat as I have mentioned countless times.

    But I never thought it would be AIG (AIG). Its paper is all trading at +600-625 to Treasuries.

    And considering how underwater everyone who bought the last time around is, I openly wonder if the company is solvent. It clearly has no handle on its balance sheet.

    So I vote AIG as the disaster no one saw coming.

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  14. SpockGint

    Is it me, Captain, or do sensors indicate that John Thain looks like he was wholly constructed by Pixar Entertainment animators?

    (To check your own sensors, click on John’s name above).

    ____

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  15. Joe Old Granville
    Joe Old Granville

    FUCK YOU

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  16. Olympic Gold Medal Winner In Competitive Farting
    Olympic Gold Medal Winner In Competitive Farting

    Granville said the market is going “straight up” on a day the DJIA is down 120.

    The irony.

    Please pass the beans!

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  17. Thainbot 3000 Mechanic
    Thainbot 3000 Mechanic

    Looks like his right pinky servo is misaligned. We’ll need to shut him down for a few minutes to recalibrate.

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  18. Anton Cigur

    My good Mr. Gint,

    I understand the gay giraffe’s disappointment and frustration at the predicament in which he finds himself, but I think we will both agree that his language is gratuitous.

    Language aside, he is the most credible bottom-caller I have seen since the last Wallenda fell off his wire.

    You are a wizard of YouTube, Sir.

    Very truly yours,
    Anton Cigur

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  19. alphadawgg

    Did the Fly get a “Fuck You” in, under the Joe Old Granville alias? Having to refrain from his usual color commentary must be killing him.

    Just a thought as we move closer to 11,000.

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  20. JakeGint

    Most appreciated, Anton, Old Spot.

    Wot?
    __

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