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Off to Dunkin’

Once again, I am afraid to be seen in public, consuming coffee from a homo pink cup. People around my office are rich again, as the market climbs. They drive yellow Ferrari’s and never visit Dunkin’ Donuts.

Let it be known, they go to Starbucks.

My conundrum: [[SBUX]] coffee blows moose balls. I’d rather drink a cup of motor oil, than that shit they shovel at “The ‘Bux.”

However, I do not want to be viewed as “poor” or “blue collar,” via being seen at Dunkin’.

So, I will stealthy sneak into my local Dunkin’, wearing a fake mustache and dark sun glasses. Should anyone recognize me, I will “accidentally” spill hot coffee all over their fucking face.

Wish me luck.

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20 comments

  1. CubsRock

    Fly Like the Wind.

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  2. mrkcbill

    Fly did the “Blue Radio” survive the Mets game last night?

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  3. Gregory

    long RIG. NOT.

    Piercing through that support level as I type.

    LOL. Sorry, I do not get to say things like that often.

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  4. Mushroomz

    Holy cow RIG is on it’s 200 day MA, time to buy.

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  5. nullpointer

    …and here comes the late day sell off in SKF

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  6. Gemini

    One trade that has worked for me today is a pair of FRE and SKF – equal dollar amounts. In other words, long government assistance, short go it alone. Just thought I would share it.

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  7. Gwar

    this market is fubar

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  8. anjing bau

    time to look at SRS again

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  9. Jakegint

    Signs of the Coming Apocalypse, Part MMLVXXII:

    Fly — went to my barber today, and no shit, she had a little advert in her window — “Hair waxing? We do it here!”

    The picture, you axe?

    A pair of bushy man-brows.

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  10. Donny

    Hold on a moment here. WTF? Crude down another freaking $4 dollars today. What happened to the clueless crude permabulls?

    Meanwhile – DUG +7.80%

    Thanks fuckers!

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  11. DB

    Fly:
    Good call getting out of RIG yesterday. I just got crushed.

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Good luck.
    PS I like the Dunkin because they keep the Splenda out on the counter so I usually grab myself about three months supply. Haven’t bought any in about five years.
    When one gets old one begins to shoplift like Uncle Leo on Seinfeld (the bookstore episode).

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  13. zephler

    starbucks is always burnt shit coffee – Tim Hortons is the shit

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  14. Jakegint

    Holy shit, LVS is punching junk with a vengeance. Now it looks like $58.50 is the next “hop off ” zone.

    Amazing.

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  15. Big Mike

    Hahahahah….Dunking Donuts; what a loser

    My FRESH coffee gets shipped DAILY from Columbia, planted by cocaine war lords; It’s quite excellent, its got an extra bit of a kick in it.

    As far as stocks; I am seeing a SIGNIFICANT breakout down on Ags/Steel/Coal stocks…One caveat, these stocks are highly correlated with crude oil, especially coal;

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  16. Anton Cigur

    You give a “fuck” what people “think?”

    You give yourself a handle of “The Fly?”

    You are a riddle inside an enigma concealed by a cunnundrum wrapped in milk chocolate around a soft, chewy center.

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  17. Topper Harley

    cmg and wfr taken to the woodshed

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  18. Jakegint

    Hahahahah….Dunking(sic) Donuts; what a loser

    No comment necessary.


    As far as stocks; I am seeing a SIGNIFICANT breakout down on Ags/Steel/Coal stocks…

    More commonly known as “a breakdown?”

    Tell the truth, did you really graduate from Hoosieriana?

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  19. IShortYouNot

    Get some on ESLR tomorrow… setup is looking longer than a horse

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  20. Zenprofit

    Word of the Day: Umami

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami

    “The Fly drinks Dunkin coffee because it has more umami.”

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