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Irrational Market Calls for Irrational Trades

I sold all of my [[SKF]], upwards of $108.

I’ve been buying [[GSI]], since yesterday, and will add to it on spikes.

I bought a boatload of [[CTRP]], to hedge my retarded [[FXP]].

I bought [[SNCR]], as a play on Apple’s earnings. You know those fucker are going to blow off the doors.

Finally, I covered my [[MON]], [[TSCM]], and [[MS]] short.

Currently, I have some [[SRS]], [[SMN]] and loads of [[FXP]]. However, should tonight’s earnings from [[AAPL]] and [[AMZN]] be gangbusters, we shall see 13,000 Dow by 9:35 am, tomorrow.

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17 comments

  1. Juice

    Should earnings disappoint, off come a few moustaches.

    I think some moustaches come off tomorrow. Any rally will be sold into tomorrow.

    But look for China to tack on some more fun.

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  2. skot

    Either way, its going to be huge. I’m addicted to strangles and straddles now.

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  3. G. Costanza

    I don’t have a fucking clue which way to trade it.

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  4. holyzoo

    I have decided to choke this market’s chicken.

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  5. Aris

    jesus christ bartiromo is annoying

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  6. Gunners

    AMZN trading down in AH. no news from apple yet

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  7. TraderCaddy

    Mr. Costanza- If I was you I would go get an Art Vandelay at Moes and mull it over.

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  8. Q4

    AMZN – let’s see what the CC holds

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  9. Juice

    AMZN had impressive revenue but the stock remains expensive. Hard to pay this kind of multiple going into a food rationing/soon to be soup line, depression.

    But fear not, there is no price too high to pay for AAPL’s growth. Who needs food, when the latest gizmo’s from AAPL can be had at top, thinning $$$’s.

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  10. G. Costanza

    I think bad news is good news…..right?

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  11. Gary Gnu

    All Gnews is Good Gnews.

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  12. Aris

    dear maria: sew your fucking mouth shut

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  13. herctrader

    Fly;
    Bad move my man–should have stuck to your gunns on this one. Go look for your balls

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  14. JoeyBagofApples

    not sure if it’s candy or rotten per the spastic offtrack degenerates

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  15. The Fly

    Actually, I didn’t cover mt MS short. It never happened.

    I’d look for my balls, but they got chewed off by a hungry giraffe, who was driving an ice cream truck.

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  16. JakeGint

    Got some GU at the close.

    I think she’s ready, Freddy.

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  17. JakeGint

    CrAAPL is picking back up, that must be Jobs bullshitting the cultists on the conference call.

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