As you well know by now, ever since “The Fly” switched from hot/scalding coffee to the iced variety, the market has went up, much to his chagrin.
So, in an emergency meeting this morning, “The Fly” and his staff have agreed to endure hot/scalding coffee, during the warmer months of the year.
In other words, they’ve decided to “take one for the team.”
This, as you now, will confuse many on Wall Street and may cause extreme volatility, as traders jockey for position—reacting to this breaking news.
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Long VIX
Really!
iced coffee is for bleached admins that keep their boyfriends on the second line 7.5 hrs/day when they should be sending your fucking presentation to the print department, so they’ll actually be ready BEFORE the meeting.
Fly is no Frappacino[sic] pussy!
Why not just go long? It costs less…
Listen here fucker. Do whatever you have to do, I will send you the best Kona and Yuban estate beans that grow, just kill this fucking pig market.
update.. is anyone seeing FSLR.. they have gone on musk at the same time as going apeshit. They would need to cover two thirds of california with solar panels within two years to make those numbers work.
update2..my apologies for the unbecoming epithets, sir. just shoot the swine, ok?
BREAKING NEWS:
The Fly had to buy a Kenmore. Adjust your portfolio accordingly.
Well, that Cube trade sucked donkey dong.
wait, you wanted this to happen? Isn’t your largest position SMN?
Fly opens a Kenmore/Futon/Goat dealership in Romania.
Could SMN go LNN in reverse? LNN go figure.
I insist, we need big bowl of hot oatmeal…..
Big, Huge, Family sized short squezze is coming……
No Kenmore for the fly, he needs to take one illegal mexican to Romania to get his laundry done.
I’m Coocoo for coco Beans….
and coffee
FSLR/solar up on Cramer mention last night.
Whew, lots of “do or dies” today.
Do or die for the Trannies, Cubes, and VIX.
Sweaty.
Jake; did you read my comment in the last thread?
I was calling the q’s short yester as well. Completely fucking unbelievable.. after rvbd warned and little shitbox dman shook itself shitless in the shower stall. The Fed douchebags are not there to make sure the taxpplayer money is being used long in the market, as opposed to short the market and long dirt and le euro and yen?
First off it’s “Toucan,” and second, Toucan Sam was the Fruit Loops bird.
Pretty sure the Schizoid Chocolate Bird from Cocoa Puffs was never named, although he was rumoured to be an insane cousin of Foghorn Leghorn.
Ah say, Ah say, Ah say, put that boah in tha sanaTOH-eum!
Chivas,
I read it.
(fucker)
Went long the cubes on the break of 46.00
To all you momentum tards buying FSLR at any price, just know that when the sun burns out in 5 billion years, your stock will be worthless.
Sun is not going to burn out for about 5 billion years little doggie
Poor Fly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5FeHzKtqw