Let’s clear the air, shall we?
Many of you bloggers keep blogging. What the fuck?
You make a mockery of the English language, with all sorts of fucked up syntax, while embarrassing yoursevles with third tier financial research—constantly losing coin.
I’ll have you know, “The Fly” doesn’t like the blogosphere. As a matter of fact, he despises it. If “The Fly” had his way, he’d arrest 3/4th’s of you retards (third tier bloggers) and put you in work camps, mainly for fun (by the way, I’m running for President).
Just today, much to my chagrin, I was informed of a most egregious act. Apparently, one of my fellow IBC bloggers emailed an array of third tier blogspotters, in order to execute a weak kneed link exchange. This, as you know, is illegal and can lead to his dismissal.
Just in case you received one of those emails and happen to be reading this: fuck you. Also, I’ll have you know, “The Fly” will find you, then kick you down a mountain of garbage, while guzzling his florescent green soda.
I strongly suggest walking around town with a bike helmet—just in case.
Enjoy the rest of your holiday—lazy cow grabbers.
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ungrateful lowlifes
that is messed up… i was suckered into buying a diamond stock once. seemed legit at the time…
this week has alot of eco data that can blast your portfolios. i am waiting on the side. for those that bought more FXP or SKF recently. congrats. u guys are alot more ballsy than i am.
“You make a mockery of the English language, with all sorts of fucked up syntax,”….
Just today, much to my chagrin, I was informed of a most egregious act.
What in the fuck is chagrin?
For the record, Ragin Cajun walks around wearing a helmet anyway.
-DT
Ragin Cajun: Rhajin Chagrin?
I am looking for my cousin, Sahib. He works for a Mr. Bilderberg as a personal assistant. Have you seen him?
LOL. Danny or Jeremy?
Holy shit Boomer! How’d you just jump .4 in the PG standings… talk about a Santa Claus rally.
-DT
“You make a mockery of the English language, with all sorts of fucked up syntax, while embarrassing yoursevles (sic) with third tier financial research—constantly losing coin.”
Ironic, spelling the more difficult “embarrassing” correctly, and then this unfortunate pronoun… alas.
More irony, I know what “chagrin” means, but have no idea what a “link exchange” is, weak kneed or otherwise.
Jake,
It’s a sausage thing.
-DT
I thought perhaps it was a post Christmas ritual–
A trading betwixt serious collectors of “M.O.D. Squad” action figures.
http://www.minyanville.com/articles/WMT-TGT-HD-LOW-kss/index/a/15332
go Long SRS
DT –
There is a reason why dinosaurs are extinct: failure to adapt and evolve.
Jersey-born Southerners are the quintessential case study in Rapid Evolution.
My genes are just faster than your genes.
BOOMER.
Most of the funny, emphasize FUNNY, anon/bizzaro posts are from me.
Boomer,
You’re old.
-DT
Some of my old friends beginning to stir the pot again… SiDharTHa has become a Chinese lotto pick, much to my delight and confusion, and my old friend SLW is resuming it’s climb to $100.
Yes, $100 friends. As sure as RIMM is going to $60.
Yen to 95.
Damn. I misspelled “yourselves.”
Sweet ironny [sic].
Hey Boom, you going to the Music City Bowl, with FSU suiting up some of its band members to field a team?
Is a link exchange like a gift exchange? I am in the dark about these matters and such, despite my superior IQ. It must be your inability to communicate effectively.
Be advised that my bike helmet is made of a titanium / palladium alloy and will withstand any dubious and ineffective assault by one such as you.
E=mc2