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Embrace the Bear

Asia getting its head sawed off. “The Fly” is officially bearish. Hollywood ‘Shedder is giving away, bullshit/low-end, books.

NOTE: Unlike Howard, I think Kiva is a scam and very gay, similar to those Nigerian email solicitations. I’d rather throw money at homeless American men, than have it go for “good” overseas.

UPDATE: In an effort to compete with “Hollywood ‘Shedder’s” low-end book give away, “The Fly” will dispatch a cool weapon. First retard to accurately predict how many bowls of oatmeal “The Fly” will throw at CNBC tomorrow, wins the below “prize.”

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17 comments

  1. ottnott

    The correct answer is zero bowls, because The Fly eats his porridge off of a wooden trencher and has a servant for throwing things at screens (throwing things at servants is a different matter).

    That is a gay blade if I ever saw one.

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  2. DPeezy

    Eleventybillion!

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  3. the toad

    You will throw 4 bowls of oatmeal, of course. And you will laugh once, not chuckle, effectively spraying oatmeal across your trader/servants face.

    If I had more time to do useless things I would actually write The Fly’s 12 days of Christmas. And naturally today would be 8 bowls of oatmeal verse.

    Maybe the fly could give that sweet Neoplolian Dynamite sword to the first person who came up with the Fly’s 12 days of Christmas lyrics.

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  4. Michelle B

    I predict, regardless the number of bowls thrown by “The Fly,” “Mrs. Fly” will make “The Fly” wash out all the gummy bowls himself with a baby toothbrush at least twice.

    BUT, if she is in a bad mood, then the handle of said baby toothbrush will have a great opportunity to morph into a splintered shard from extreme, repeated use before said bowls will pass her inspection.

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  5. chivasontherocks

    i think we are at or close to a very good tradable bottom. i also think the following stocks could double in the next 12- 18 months.

    len spf cfc siri ltd chs dds

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  6. Woodshedder

    Based on your votes chivas, I’d say you are definitely bullish!

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  7. chivasontherocks

    wood,

    very much so. lol.

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  8. Wang Hung Lo

    One bowr of oatmear and one extla bowr of lice fo goo measure.

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  9. gappingandyapping

    When will you sell FXP? Great pick by the way.

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  10. Juju bear

    It took you long enough to turn bearish.

    Twelve bowls of oatmeal. One for each day of Christmas.

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  11. Woodshedder

    AAPL getting a bid from the IBD Black Box from the weekend edition?

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  12. jeff

    Suck me sideways. I’ve been watching QSC forever at .90 and it hits 6.49 Fuck!

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  13. kd

    Fly,
    What invoices are you talking about? Not the ones from the MVIS bet are you? because OEM deal has not happend yet, unless tomorrow………..

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  14. vixen

    Better re-word your “I have seen the future” quote up there at the top of the page then, Senor Mosca.

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  15. Woodshedder

    My RSI(2) pick, NTES, is up to flat in this market.

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  16. MarketRaider

    I think you should go make peace with all those poor bears that you killed this year.

    And for those that survived you should at least make some amends for the many fuck yous they had to endure.

    May you enjoy everlasting sweetness in the honeyhole amongst your new bear friends.

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  17. Bison Burger

    The ag stocks are still doing great, and Oprah’s DECK. I’m also seeing that PAY is ready for a bottomless fall.

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