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Merry Christmas.

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31 comments

  1. SaNTa

    Fuck you. Make friends with your neighbors. Give them gifts for Christmas or something, asshole.

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  2. SaNTa

    Oh and oil is for asshats, invest in solar and hydrogen.

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  3. The Fly

    Fuck you Santa.

    I will break your nose this X-mas.

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  4. idadime

    The holiday season brings folks together. In the case of Santa and the Fly, that point of connection is fist to nose. Happy fucking holidaze…

    Wait a minute…Do flies have fists?

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  5. Michelle B

    idadime said: “Wait a minute…Do flies have fists?”
    ____

    Yeah, this fly has a fistful of dollars:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a8goWjZGdo

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  6. Michelle B

    This version includes Eastwood’s coffin comments before and after the shoot-out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeFpM2OEWPs&feature=related

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  7. Juice

    Clint in his prime, classic shit

    Clint is closer to his own coffin these days

    such is life

    enjoy your youth, fuckers

    merry (fucking) x-mas, Andrew Dice Clay style

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  8. Woodshedder

    Is this the Michelle B from Trader Mike’s?

    If so, welcome. I enjoy your stuff.

    If not, welcome anyway.

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  9. JakeGrinch

    I got an invoice for ya right here… it’s in the form of puts on your RIMM position.

    Moo-hoo-hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaa!!

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  10. JakeGrinch

    As far as Eastwood goes, nothing will ever beat Unforgiven, even though Outlaw comes very close.

    Dude was just made for the Western, he seems almost uncomfortable in anyting else (even Dirty Harry and the Any Which Way… cartoons._

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  11. JakeGrinch

    Speaking of invoices, which Dickhead close to your heart owns this “Pimping Stocks” gayness to our right?

    Reminds me of Beannie, trying to feature chicks instead of wits.

    Here’s hoping it’s not that dumb, and that you get the blackmail pictures back before Christmas…

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  12. Bison Burger

    http://www.teaparty07.com/

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  13. KC Trader

    SaNTa,

    Don’t you know that the Fly is a very giving person. He gives all year round to his neighbor’s lawn. Granted they’re empty Monster cans but one day he will learn not to drink them before he gives them away.

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  14. Juju bear

    Fly,

    If you ever break Santa’s nose, I will personally see to it that you get your eyebrows punched off by merry little elves.

    Stay away from my Santa, fucker.

    Oh, and Merry Chistmas to you, also.

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  15. Juju bear

    Fly,

    If you ever break Santa’s nose, I will personally see to it that you get your eyebrows punched off by merry little elves.

    Stay away from my Santa, fucker.

    Oh, and Merry Christmas to you, also.

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  16. Agent Smith

    JuJu

    was that Deja Vu, or did you just come from the Matrix?

    Or maybe this is the Matrix.

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  17. buylo

    ahh, what’s the website to this Beannie fellow with dem chick photos? thats gotta be more interesting than the shit yu all are discussing exccept for Clint!

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  18. jeff

    fly, it’s fucking cold dog

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  19. Andy

    Fuck you, Bison Burger. Fuck Ron Paul. That homo wants to see the Dow at 5000. Your political shit is gay.

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  20. Juice

    ron paul on mad moolah

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  21. Juju bear

    Ron Paul will do away with the Fed. Woohoo!

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  22. Juju bear

    Fly,

    If you ever break Santa’s nose, I will personally see to it that you get your eyebrows punched off by merry little elves.

    Stay away from my Santa, fucker.

    Oh, and Merry Christmas to you, also.

    (Agent Smith…..Deja’ vu all over again.)

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  23. Snoopy Doggy Dog

    Hey Fly,
    Dat “Pimpin’ Stocks” shit is lame. I don’t give a fuck how much coin or ho’s yo gettin’ from da sponsor, you need to take that shit off yo site, nigga.

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  24. The Fly

    Snoop:

    Fuck you, pay me.

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  25. Snoopy Doggy Dog

    Fly, fuck you. I put a cap in you ass mofo. Cracka ass cracka.

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  26. kmorph

    Hong Kong is getting annihilated.

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  27. Wang Hung Lo

    Flucka Fry bot FXP. Started tlend for mahket to go down. I taught he done banking quan fo da ye-ah. Spirl ova to Hong Kong mah-ket.

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  28. Tutor

    15% and sinking… Hell of a lot of work for generic return.

    And fuck you back.

    PS: the blog was better.

    PPSS: Pimpin Stocks? 360% in one week! Nice sponsor. Get back to building credibilty with the blog.

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  29. The Fly

    Fuck you.

    15% and rising, as I am biased to the downside.

    The blog was better for people with ADD. All other, normal, people prefer a professionally designed website, with all the little bells and whistles.

    Naturally, you prefer automobiles that require manual window wind-ups, with old school steering too

    Fuck you.

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  30. Woodshedder

    Tutor- where does the stock pimp say he did 360% in one week?

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  31. SaNTa

    Aww fuck… I guess I’m an asshole too.

    Bitches.

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