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iBankCoin Launches; Shorts Get Their Balls Cut off

Is it any surprise?

As you know, we are due for some sort of space magic type bounce, considering the relentless selling of last week.

Also, the shorts are way over zealous, selling big banks below or near book value.

Again, with my money, I want to be long the banks for the upcoming short squeeze, which will be brutal.

Within my positions, the big stand out is HANS. That fucker has booked almost 10 points, since its earnings day massacre.

Considering the recent run, I don’t want to buy more HANS here. Wait for a dip.

My guess, the market sprints 2% today, effectively “de-balling” the jerk offs who shorted into Friday’s close.

On this bounce, CFC, BWLD, VMW,VMI, GRMN, and MVIS are worth a look.

Finally, my fucking “shotgun to the head pick,” VMI, is starting to piss me the fuck off, with its queer price action.

Don’t you fuckers know there isn’t going to be enough fresh water supplies to sustain the fucktarded population growth in the world, short term?

Milk the farmer. He has loads of money.

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28 comments

  1. Richard A.

    I here the shorts have till 5 O’Clock.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=n1dLhplA95A

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  2. dinosaurtrader

    LNN holding up much better than VMI… perhaps they have better water.

    -DT

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  3. The Fly

    DT:

    You know those two stocks. They take turns outperforming one another.

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  4. Harry the Horse

    Fly,

    Have you ever had grass-fed beef or do you stick to the more marbled grain-fed variety?

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  5. lightrader1

    Excellent site, Long live Fly!

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  6. The Fly

    Great question Harry.

    I ponder that many a moon.

    Personally, I prefer grain fed– prime not choice.

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  7. CubsRock

    HANS is a Monster!! Thanks Fly

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  8. Blogrunner

    DRYS looking cheap here…

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  9. The Fly

    RIMM getting its balls flamed.

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  10. The Fly

    oil going back to 10 bucks.

    Viz.

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  11. Blogrunner

    Yeah looks like profit taking on RIMM…Fly you think this is an opportunity to buy? or will it dip further?

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  12. The Fly

    I’d buy it here.

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  13. CapitalGame

    What about ETFC ($3.88) ? Unless these guys are going to file BK the price looks great. DIVX continues to look very strong. VDSI looks nice too.

    For what its worth I bought 10,000 shares of ETFC under $4 . Either we get a bounce or not. Either way I think I will be laughing all the way to the bank in 6 months.

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  14. JakeGint

    Shorting AKAM again.

    And no, it’s not just because their name sounds like “a Commie.”

    That’s only part of the reason.

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  15. JakeGint

    Fly, ask your Bilderburger Meisterburger if there will be any more toymakers to the King?

    ______________

    Seriously, ask him if I’m allowed to short JP Morgan, or would that be a violation of Illuminati covenants, therefore ensuring my death by Knight Templar.

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  16. JakeGint

    One thing I can say is that the advertising has definitely gone upmarket.

    Is this a function of personally taking over that department? Do you have a sales team now?

    I can vouch for gmail too. It’s great as a “second/non-work” e-mail system.

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  17. Woodshedder

    Jake, I’m waiting for a bounce before shorting AKAM. I agree though, its ripe for pain.

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  18. CubsRock

    The statement etrade put on the website today makes the outlook appear bleak. However when they add this: As a matter of fact, we could absorb an immediate write down in excess of $1 billion and still remain well capitalized” they sound like they plan on staying around.

    BWLD is green, new website will save B-dubs!!

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  19. Woodshedder

    Also, in bizarro world, BZH has more bad news; shares rally.

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  20. mrkcbill

    Alert: Fly now takes filthy internet money….. I know iiG has a piece of this action.

    I’m going to stay positive…..but this site is going to take some getting used to… I hope this is the current thread.

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  21. mrkcbill

    Quick note ….no preview or delete button……Harry don’t Drink and post you may regret.

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  22. Woodshedder

    Fuck it, I just hit AKAM too.

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  23. newequity

    mrkcbill, You need someone to hold your hand and walk you through the site? It is pretty easy to figure out fuck nut.

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  24. Dinosaur Trader

    mrkcbill,

    At least none of the characters have changed… newequity is still a shithead.

    -DT

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  25. JakeGint

    Is there a reason Mr. Bilderburg’s blog asks you to sign in again?

    Moreover, it won’t take my sign in…. (farking Typepad, it’s fancy but it’s like a hot sixteen year old girl… viz. nice to look at, but no where near getting its head on straight)

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  26. alphadawgg

    Wow, I’m getting smoked with POT.

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  27. mrkcbill

    New–why don’t you go take a flying fuck at a razor blade.

    Admit it that front page looks like a whorehouse!

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  28. kmorph

    Damn, I’m getting destroyed in RIMM and BIDU. bad move to buy on Friday

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