This site is not like other financial websites. So, if you came here for serious, bullshit commentary on the markets, please fuck off– and go for a swim in your local reservoir.
Look you, “The Fly” is an evolved version of you. Some might call him a “space alien magician” or “Human 2.0.” To simplify matters, just recognize the obvious: you’re here reading this shit, while I’m counting gold bricks or eating fantastically large bowls of oatmeal.
As you already know, this website will be sold for millions of euro’s (“The Fly” no longer accepts dollars)– down the road.
On my old blog, I interviewed numerous “weekend bloggers” and decided to “hire” the two who stood out most: Danny and Woodshedder.
Danny makes cool vids and Wood plays with charts and shit.
Enough about them.
Oh, before I forget, “Mr. Bilderberg” will be offering his idea’s, whenever his busy schedule permits. In short, Bilderberg makes “The Fly” uneasy, mainly due to his net worth being considerably higher– and is on the cusp of the Fortune 400 list. He also “controls” lots of important people.
He will remain anonymous, indefinitely. Fuck him.
Jeremy built this fucking site, by himself, from the dirty, filthy cellars of Yahoo hosting, to the wonderful palace called Webstrike Solutions (free plug). Let me just say, Jeremy is one heck of a programmer and will be spared, whenever “The Fly” decides to start having you fuckers arrested.
Finally, we have created “The Peanut Gallery.”
The Peanut Gallery is a place where anyone can apply to post their fucktarded thoughts and opinions on financial matters. Once approved, you will be free to post whenever you like.
However, it’s worth noting, should your syntax and content slip a bit, “The Fly” will set fire to you quicker than a blow torch in a Valero gas refinery.
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congrats asshats
hooray! He is reborn!
This is all very ………… Odd no?
Fuck yeah!
Cheers!!!
Good to see you Broker A.
jay
The Fly is God!! HAHAHAHA!
Btw, congrats Woodshedder!
Was a little worried about BZH this morning, but it has held strong!
the Fly has risen !
Jallelujah!
He is reborn …
Hail the Fly !
fuckers …. .developing
the Fly sells out for dirrty internet money
I knew he was a conman all along
viz
Cubs- wasn’t there a pending home sales due this a.m.?
Congratulations on the internet silly money.
And MVIS rallys in sympathy!
The Fly rocks.
God, this site is awful. I want my money back.
What happened to “no riff-raff”? A sleeveless t-shirt, a three-quarter sleeve t-shirt, and a ringer t-shirt? “The Fly” should sell appropriate attire, lest his “Saville Row” legitimacy be mistaken for an “Off-Broadway” highschool musical.
Use your time machine to resurrect an interior decorator, Ogden Codman, Jr., for example.
That is all.
All of the low end clothing was Woodshedder’s idea.
Thanks.
Congrats fuckers. Now let’s bank coin.
anyone go to the Merchandise section? hahahaha… FUCK YOU, YOU’RE DEAD Funeral cards!?!? hahahahaha
I think it is pretty obvious the market will rally, thanks to the website launch.
Where is Broker A?
Did he die with blogspot?
Mr K:
I killed him.
When are we going to get our free oatmeal?
Not sure Woodshedder. I was referring to this news that came out over the weekend.
Lets see if links are click able here!
http://www.charlotte.com/business/story/356321.html
I know the site will not please everyone. People are fickle.
If you have any suggestions, feel free to email them to yourselves, because “The Fly” doesn’t give a shit.
Good times.
Oatmeal on the way.
I think you should have waited 3 days to be reborn… that way “the Zombie” could have actually opened a church or some shit like that.
Congratulations. I knew my “hollywood hooker” theory would prevail.
-DT
Fly,
Congrats. Obviously, an instant permanent bookmark.
Bill
BTW:
In case you don’t know:
At the very top of the page are tabs.
Somewhat useful.
The iBankCoin logo will bring you to the main page.
Jesus… a Michelle Malkin banner ad though? She’s fucking nuts.
-DT
Re: Tabs.
Hooray, The Fly is now giving “internet lessons”.
Hey Fuckers, it’s Fly’s site. C’mon! You know if its Fly’s site, it has to be Fucking Ugly!!! What else did you expect?
I’m starting a new blog….47.5.com
Broker A was a cool guy….. I hope your not going to comment on Howard’s site as “The Fly”
I saw that Cubs. The short side may be crowded….we’ll see.
The real fly emerges out of his pineapple cacoon … an internet sellout
btw Fly – thanks for the almost $10 trade in HANS … just took it off
fuck you
developing
Hahahahahaha!
Fuck yeeeaaaah!
Fuck Ducati. I will perform a Zombie dance on his blog’s grave!
So I’m wearing a plad suite and a bow tie for nothing. You’re a dick, but glad to have you back.
Why the Fuck did you kill “broker a”???
What were his last words?
I like the new site and all the Michelle Malkin banner ads, you will bank coin off the ad sales alone.
i wanna become one of twleve real estate millionaires
wheres that deano grazioli adnonsense?
fly sucks ducati’s soiled panties
Juice:
You’re on the verge of getting your fucking mustache knocked off.
Test
I don’t have a mustache
but thankass anyways
Must be in the time machine going back two hours.
Nah TC, the Fly has been too busy celebrating the launch to fix the fucking internal word press clock.
Michelle Malkin is hotness in the “right” package. You need to get those conservative tee shirt ads that feature the babes wearing the “Hillary’s a Commie” tighties.
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On a more serious note, I am fading this bullshit “relief.”
Hard.