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BREAKING: JLO SHOWS OFF NIPPLE DURING OSCARS PRESENTATION

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24 comments

  1. TJWP

    OH NO! What may be the nipple of an attractive woman on TV.

    Quick America, proceed to be distracted for the next week since there are obviously zero issues that are more pressing at the moment.

    Where is your fucking outrage?!?

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  2. Woodshedder

    Really? I didn’t see anything. But to answer TJ, wait until you have children.
    We try to raise our boys to cherish, respect, and place women on a pedestal where their minds are what is important. You can raise your children however you want, indeud, including to salivate like a horny old cur anytime they see a woman’s nipple. We choose to raise our boys to hold woman sacred. And as a family watching prime time TeeVee on airwaves owned by the public, there isn’t much more pressing than having to worry that Hollywood is going to try and slip another nipple out in the name of anything goes, liberal morality relativism, selling sex because they have nothing else of value to sell.

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    • The Fly

      Wood is a pervert.

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      • GetReal1

        Uh-huh, you said wood.

        Anyways, why can you not respect women and also treat them like a sex object? Most women I know want both.

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        • Woodshedder

          Sure, but you are an adult before you understand that delicate dichotomy.

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          • Blind Read Ant

            This assumes women are “equal” to men. Meanwhile, genetics prove men have more DNA similarities with monkeys. I am biased. Most women lack my respect. Paying them attention is enough. Enough for brief intervals.

            Men “of the South” are blessed with women of stock; though, trying to find qualitĂ© [sic] in Cali is like being a Nun in San Fernando Valley (aka “The Valley”).

            Great luck with that.

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    • TJWP

      How will you protect your children from the world? Or even just the internet? I know it is a serious question and one that I thankfully do not have to yet concern myself with, but I would pose the following questions:

      1) Does it hurt your children to see a nipple on television?
      2) Assuming that it does, does that hurt them more than, lets say, Jersey Shore or a GOP debate (to pick things on equal intellectual footing)?
      3)Is it the responsibility of the state, or the parents, to protect children from this form of content?
      4) Does what children see on TV influence them contrary to parental direction? (i.e. holding women sacred verses TV objectifying them)
      5) Who still watches the Oscars anyways?

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      • Dr Fly

        Personally, I like nipples.

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      • Woodshedder

        1. Does it hurt to not have prime time TeeVee laden with sexual imagery and themes?
        2. Who the hell would allow their kids to watch Jersey Shore? And what kid would listen for more than 15 seconds to a GOP debate?
        3. It is the responsibility of the parent. Thus, when state (public) owned airwaves have a set of standards they must follow, parents can allow watching of these airwaves while maintaining their responsibility to protect their children. Unless these rules are subverted, watered-down, whatever.
        4. When you have children, show them some porn videos and get back to me.
        5. Nobody. That is why they must sell sex.

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      • Mad_scientist

        “1) Does it hurt your children to see a nipple on television?”

        I have difficulty imagining how someone could possibly ask this question.

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    • Taco

      How about Internet porn? And you’re worried about the TV?

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      • john

        If you publicly decry sex, you are subliminally suggesting to your kid that sex is bad, and threfore he should not have been born.

        It’s bad enough you have a complete stranger called a doctor slap him on the ass just for being born to get that message into his psyche and subconscious. No wonder suicide rates are high. They give you a generation that is taught to suppress natural expresions, then they get outrageous and put sex on TV so the generation can get all offended in front of their kids subliminally giving the kids the message that the kids were a mistake or should not have been born, or the act of creating them was somehow “bad”.
        Sorry, but your kid is drawn to what is forbidden and he’s just going to supress those desires until he comes out fucked up and looking at even more fucked up shit online.

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        • john

          Not to mention he will feel even more guilty about it and get in the habit of hiding the truth and hiding problems.

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  3. chris r

    You know the old saying… one eighth of an areola does not a nipple make.

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    • Taco

      Outer areola is socially akin to exposed lips. Not vulva, but facial lips, in case you might have misconstrued the wild monkey’s thoughts.

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  4. Dick Pepperfield

    These two are old fail trolls.

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  5. Po Pimp

    You can raise your children however you want, indeud, including to salivate like a horny old cur anytime they see a woman’s nipple.

    If there were more tittays on the TVs then you wouldn’t have the problem of people “salivating like a horny old cur anytime they see a woman’s nipple.”

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    • Mad_Scientist

      So you think it is a worthwhile goal to train people to not be impressed with nipples? How so?

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      • Po Pimp

        Impressed and salivating over them are not the same thing. I think it is a worthwhile goal to train people to not be offended by them to the extent that a nip slip causes a national outcry.

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  6. Juice

    wishful thinking .. nothing to see

    <a href="Link text “>I don’t see no nip

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  7. It's just a nipple
    It's just a nipple

    Wood – it’s just a nipple. Boys have them, girls have them. The prudish nature of American society conditions boys/men to salivate when a nipple is exposed because it is so rare and causes such an outcry when it does happen. If Americans could accept that they are sexual beings and come to grips with the fact that bodies are natural and not create a scene whenever a nipple is spotted, they would be less likely to salivate. It is the very act of putting women on a pedestal that creates the negative reactions you are so afraid of. Make women and their nipples our equals, and the salivating stops – the nipple is just not that special anymore. Think of it the same way as alcohol – forbid a teenager to drink, and he’ll binge drink when you’re out of town; allow him to drink in moderation while you’re around, and the mystique is gone and binge drinking becomes less of an issue.

    Also, I would argue that we would all be amazed at the age that kids start being introduced to porn. It’s called the internet, and kids are smarter than we think.

    A nipple on the TV is simply not that big of a deal; the boy will not learn to disrepect women because Jennifer Lopez’s dress was slightly see-through.

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  9. ottnott

    http://www.amazon.com/Everybodys-Got-Nipples/dp/B00155KIY2

    A song by a favorite podcaster. The lyrics (below) don’t capture the humor.

    Song Name: Everybody’s Got Nipples
    Songwriter: Norm Sherman
    Copyright: 2004

    Lyrics:
    Lots of different people all around the world, lots of different types of skin,
    Lots of different types of governments, lots of different religions

    Not everyone’s a Democrat, not everyone’s Republican
    Not everyone’s a patriot, not everyone’s American
    But that’s alright, I’ll tell you why,
    Cause even though your face looks funny compared to mine-

    Everybody’s got nipples
    Everybody’s got two of them
    Unless you maybe have a birth defect
    Or had to surgically remove them

    Everybody’s got nipples
    Everybody’s got a pair of them
    So maybe you and I can get along
    Even if your not American

    Well nipples vary greatly all around the world when you leave the United States,
    Some nipples are smaller than a butterbean, some are bigger than dinner plates.
    Some are dark and some are light, some are far apart and some are close by,
    Some have hair and some are without, in some very rare cases they are inside out
    It’s true, no reason to be brue,
    If peripheral vision is impossible for you-

    I heard about the nipples of the orient, that they all kind of look the same
    And someone once told me that the nipples of the French are the color of a fine champagne.
    I don’t know, but I’ve been told and I find it just a little iron-i-ca,
    The nipples of the people that are Jewish I am told look like rosy little Yamulchas.
    And the nipples of the Chinese are as fat as Buddha,
    The nipples of the Dutch are the color of gouda,
    The nipples of Mexicans leak kahlua,
    The British have dandy little nipples on their hooters,
    The nipples of the Hindus are blessed by Vishnu,
    The nipples of Eskimo’s are shaped like snowshoes,
    The nipples of bikers are covered in tattoos,
    The nipples of ghosts are completely see-through,
    The nipples of Canadians are boring and average,
    The nipples of sharks are made of cartilage,
    The nipples of women can produce a beverage
    That is high is protein and polysorbic extras.

    Not everyone’s a Democrat, not everyone’s Republican,
    not everyone’s a patriot, not everyone’s American.
    It don’t matter if your a pansy-ass liberal,
    It don’t matter if you ride around on camels,
    It don’t matter if you mutilate your genitals,
    It don’t matter if you’re in a tribe of cannibals,
    Cause baby, there’s no need to fight,
    There’s still one little reason we should all unite-

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