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ALERT: CRAMER IS GOING TO DEFCON 2

In an unprecedented move, CNBC host, Jim Cramer, announced he was “going to DEFCON 2” on the markets because of the European “situation.” Obviously, his advice is to pair DEFCON 2 with an underground bunker and dry foods.

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4 comments

  1. Montrose

    Must be time to buy then. As for the rest, I’m moving to Perfection to make like Burt in the Tremors movies.

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  2. fake amish

    unprecedented? cramer is desperate for ratings. that douche shits a brick every five minutes.

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  3. Mad_scientist

    What a douche! I watched his show just last night and he told all his listeners buy “___” on a dip. Buy Visa, buy this buy that. Every stock that he liked he told the caller, if it pulls back tomorrow, buy it. Now today he says defcon 2?

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  4. The Fly

    EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PREPARE FOR DEFCON 2

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