In an unprecedented move, CNBC host, Jim Cramer, announced he was “going to DEFCON 2” on the markets because of the European “situation.” Obviously, his advice is to pair DEFCON 2 with an underground bunker and dry foods.
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Must be time to buy then. As for the rest, I’m moving to Perfection to make like Burt in the Tremors movies.
unprecedented? cramer is desperate for ratings. that douche shits a brick every five minutes.
What a douche! I watched his show just last night and he told all his listeners buy “___” on a dip. Buy Visa, buy this buy that. Every stock that he liked he told the caller, if it pulls back tomorrow, buy it. Now today he says defcon 2?
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PREPARE FOR DEFCON 2